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<0> ||cw, hehe
<1> They must require *SOME* other evidence, rather than one whacko's say-so, to sieze lots of business equipment
<2> MarkR: and that opens up for countersuit :)
<0> I suppose you're always open to the accusation no matter what happens
<1> Just get some liability insurance, worse things happen.
<3> http://www.firsttimedrivercl***.com/Registrationform.aspx?a44txntype=ASI&trackingid= jesus christ, they misspelled friend
<1> That's ok, they misspelt submit too
<4> looks like something i'd do... if i smoked crack
<5> Say I wanted to have a .inc file that I could set in an array whether the page was finished like If I wanted to see if the file was under construction still would I do: require_once("config.inc"); if($this->page == 'uc') { echo "Under Construction"; } or would i need to do something else
<2> itrebal: that web site scares me
<2> Hit3k: well, $this is reserved for use inside cl***es, but something like that could work
<5> ||cw, the .inc file will include a cl***
<2> Hit3k: and I hope you are doing soemthign to prevent your inc files from being accessed directly, or at least telling apache to parse them as php
<5> ||cw, yes I am why?



<2> Hit3k: portable way is change your standard to .inc.php
<5> oh ok thanks
<2> Hit3k: so poeple can't make an error happen, get the file name, access it directly, then have your code and find exploits
<2> if it's a cl*** and a .php file, then they get nothing from accessing direct, not even more errors
<5> there isnt a $PHP_SELF by any chance is there?
<3> ||cw: likewise
<6> Hit3k- it's in $_SERVER
<2> Hit3k: $_SERVER['PHP_SELF']
<5> oh cool thanks
<0> hrm, what's the "best" way to do a config file? at the moment I'm thinking of just making a list of vars for people to edit and then including it?
<7> xml :)
<0> xconspirisist, it's kinda of overkill
<8> Good morning Room
<9> Why XML ? (not a joke)
<0> since a human should edit the config really
<0> it's only the base config, the other config will probably be in SQL
<3> http://www.firsttimedrivercl***.com/Chapter1_Section_3_files/image006.jpg that cellphone is hot
<9> Why not use text with descriptive names
<10> why not just a properties file? format of VAR1=VALUE1 <line break> VAR2=VALUE2 and so on?
<9> yes
<0> javadude, yeah that what I was going to do
<10> I say that only b/c Java has a Properties object built in :) buts its very easy to duplicate in PHP
<3> what about parseinifile ?
<9> I some data in XLM format, HOW do I print it in a READABLE form without writing my own prog
<9> I got
<0> ElectronM, XSL ?
<9> XLS sorry
<0> bleh
<0> same thing
<9> SORY XML bad day here
<0> hehe
<0> ElectronM, use XSL or whatever it's called
<0> http://www.w3.org/Style/XSL/
<0> the topish link
<0> XSLT
<9> Ok having a look now
<11> Hi, am I being stupid? Why does this return nothing :( preg_match_all("@=\$(\d+)@U","SELECT cols FROM table WHERE id=$1",$mtchs)
<12> They made me hop around like a rabbit.
<9> Not quit what I had in mind Seadog, I can read the data in ,script form, table form but how do I print it in table (ie do you have a app/program)
<13> hello
<14> HI!
<15> 'lo
<16> ElectronM: with xsl
<16> it's by far the easiest way
<9> I will need to read more, I just scanned that page, thanks
<13> is posible to know what will be the size (KB) of an image before its JPG compression?
<13> any idea?
<17> Kaners: I do think it is possible to implement an approximation algorithm.
<18> is the session id 16 chars long ?
<19> Lafa: 32, I think
<13> Bazzi how? You know: Height and Width of the image, it has 16bits, and will be compressed to 80%
<17> I don't know JPEG well enough :)
<13> omg
<18> GarethAdams: thx
<20> interesting
<20> hmmm
<21> I have made an IRC bot in PHP, but I don't quite know how I would reload it without restarting it or anything. Does anybody know?
<22> DarthLappy: email to their developers
<21> What?
<23> most of u guys from the states?
<22> no, we are a communist tribe NE of asia



<13> how to get the freenode channel list?
<9> try ''/list"
<13> thnks
<23> ::: therock ::: awww u dont seem friendly
<9> My Pleasure with cherrys on top ;->
<24> ye he's a bitch ;>
<14> ElectronM: So wonderfully often, list won't work. :(
<23> lol
<25> !tell SG-gaweee about u
<9> We I was kicked a couple of times last night using it
<9> Have not used IRC in over 8 years, had to learn all the commands again
<13> Bazzi do you know any channel for ask my question?
<23> quite awhile back, IRC became really hot in singapore, then it died and gave way to icq,msn...........
<23> so this is all very interesting to me........all over again
<23> heh
<17> Kaners: just read some stuff about how JPEG works. And run some tests, you should be able to make rough approximizations then.
<26> hello everyone.
<26> Could someone give this short function the once over? http://pastebin.com/659588
<13> I've read about it, but JPG algorythms are too much complex
<26> i'm getting the errorFatal error: Cannot redeclare printblogs() (previously declared in /var/www/html/functions_list.php:9) in /var/www/html/functions_list.php on line 28
<3> roundyz: you are including that file multiple times, stop it
<26> oh
<25> roundyz: Your problem is either on line 9 or line 28.
<23> =X
<26> well CryWolf not helpful,thats where the funtion starts and ends, itrebal: i'll look into it
<23> @include_once cant supress the error?
<6> CryWolf- PHP reports redefined functions a little weird
<23> if hes really including that file multiple times that is........
<27> isn't there a function to stringify time intervals... such as.... stringify(30 * 3600) == "1 day, 6 hours"
<25> SG-gaweee: @ is the wrong solution.
<26> i am, i was includes at the nav file and within each page file.
<6> Norm- I'm sure there are plenty of them out there. Or you can write your own
<26> each page also includes the nav so, its like a nested include
<26> i sorted it now.
<26> thanks
<27> Dragnslcr: yeah, i'm in the process of writing one, but it would be nice to use a standard one ;)
<23> =)
<6> There's no builtin function that I'm aware of
<6> The "standard" way is just math anyway
<23> shudnt be too hard to write that function
<6> Nah, it isn't too bad
<6> I've done it myself
<6> It's just a whole lot of division
<22> samurai 7, best movie ever
<26> is PHP a proper recognised program language? On par with c or pearl? or is it just html+?
<23> heh
<6> PHP is a programming language, yes
<3> roundyz: perl
<6> As much a programming language as Perl or C
<23> depends on the context man
<26> yerh perl
<22> roundyz: its just a template system
<26> sorry
<23> theres a gtkphp thingy rite?
<6> A different language, but still a programming language
<6> Yeah, there is PHP-GTK
<23> anyone tried developing a gtk app with it before?
<6> Several years ago
<22> there is bunches
<6> Then it stopped compiling for me
<6> Haven't really tried it since
<23> what variant of linux are u using?
<3> !tell SG-gaweee about u
<6> Now?
<23> now, then?
<23> wats with this about u thing?
<6> My server is running KUbuntu right now
<6> At the time, it was running some version of Redhat
<23> ic
<3> err why KDE? why X in the first place?
<3> !tell SG-gaweee about aolbonics
<6> Eh, I like KDE over Gnome. No real reason
<3> but why X on a server in the first place :/
<22> server ubuntu?? rofl


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