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<0> kyle , js only
<1> ok .... why havent anyone made a target with php?...
<2> ok Thanks I will check that without iclude
<0> kyle, juse because -)
<1> guess so..
<3> Are you guys and girls running sRGB?
<3> (Standard color profile/settings for monitors.)
<3> I find it a liiiittle too bright.
<3> But I might as well use it. :/
<4> KimmoA: Um... What the hell does that got to do wint ##php?!?
<3> So... Stormchaser... Do you know the answer to my earlier question?
<3> The PHP-related one...
<4> KimmoA: That was #web question, not ##php.
<3> session_cache_limiter('private'); is a PHP line... :S
<3> Plus #Web is broken.



<5> Stormchaser: in regards to my previous question, unless you think i just haven't researched enough, would you be able to point out something in the manual i should look at? the user notes on chmod aren't helping that much
<4> Spoom: This still isn't a support channel...
<6> i have a new problem this server please help me my server is http://s6.bitefight.net/c.php?uid=37291
<7> Stormchaser, what is it then?
<4> !+g11
<8> Guideline #11) ##php is a manual supplement. Read the manual FIRST, If after reading the manual you still have difficulties, then you are welcome to ask questions in ##php
<4> that.
<5> i feel i've some some due diligence in this regard... i wouldn't have come here if i didn't
<7> Stormchaser, sounds like support to me
<5> i've googled, i've read the manual quite a lot
<5> but i suppose not enough to ask a question
<4> orbatron: Support to what? 3rd party scripts? No. Your own PHP work? Yes.
<5> this is my own php work, to be clear
<4> Spoom: the installer?
<5> i made the mod, i'm making the installer
<5> yes!
<5> hehe
<4> what mod?
<5> an auctions mod for x-cart
<5> www.cartmods.com
<4> then it's a x-cart question
<5> oh ffs
<4> !+g10
<8> Guideline #10) We don't support script(s). We help you *write* PHP, not recommend or download and install/hack/modify/adapt/use pre-written scripts
<5> it doesn't involve x-cart's structure
<5> i could make it in pure php and i'd have the same problem
<7> Stormchaser, the most likely place to find someone who can answer a quick question about a php mod is here, no harm in asking, so long as it is a considered and polite question.
<5> might i post the code in question and you could verify that i am indeed writing this in php, not some third party structure?
<9> Spoom: I can take a look at it, but I probably can't solve it
<9> Spoom: although, I'm curious as to why you chose X-cart... we should take this to PM
<2> Spoom, it was a typo.. Thanks for helping me fix it.
<5> np
<5> Kog: it's my job, i get paid to do this
<9> Spoom: yes, I do e-commerce for a "living" too
<5> we make mods for x-cart and sell them
<9> oh, ok
<5> i didn't choose x-cart :^P
<5> hehe
<4> Spoom: For your question asked: It's the filesystem permissions. There is not way you can get around it....
<9> Spoom: well, I'm curious because we're using osCommerce, and OFBiz
<9> Spoom: but... I guess if you're just selling mods ;)
<5> hehe aye
<5> if i was running my own store it would be in oscommerce
<9> Spoom: HPDL is back among the living
<7> I have had a look at oscommerce, and I wasn;t impressed
<9> orbatron: MS3 will be ok
<9> orbatron: but I think that this conversation is going to start infringing on rule 10.. we should discontinue
<5> sure
<7> kog, ppl talking about a php related topic, on a php channel, not interupting any other perticulr thread, I don't see a problem
<7> what is MS3?
<9> orbatron: you know, I've learned something about the "rules" and the process of enforcement in here... I choose not to bother with what I think is "correct"
<9> orbatron: if you want to talk about OSC, you can find me in #oscommerce
<4> orbatron: milstone 3
<7> Stormchaser, what is milestone 3?
<4> *blink*
<9> it's a release milestone...
<9> like on a roadmap
<7> ah, got you, was on a different track for a while there :)
<9> yeah, well... if you put down the crack pipe you start to understand all kinds of new things ;)
<9> wow, that's lovely. Authorize.net is rejecting my TS for a delta of over 5 minutes... according to the US Naval Observatory my current clock is exactly the correct time



<7> Kog, true true, but loss understanding of an equal amount of stuff
<10> preved :)
<4> wha...?
<9> and a time() + 8 hours = GMT proper, according to an NTP server
<9> wb Monkey_b
<7> Last I read oscommerce was being very poorly supported, is there really going to be an update soon?
<11> hey kog
<4> orbatron: #oscommerce, please.
<7> yeah well, I'm sorry for interrupted the intest thread that was happening there talking about php
<4> !+g14
<8> Guideline 14) never argue with the guidelines or an Op [See Also: Patriot Act]
<9> Stormchaser: no wonder Jymmm booted me...
<9> Stormchaser: although, I'd add that when operators cease being accountable they cease being useful to the general public
<7> guide 1: always attempt to show to overzealus op his folly in over control, guide 2: if a channel is run my rule mongers, find a new channel
<7> good luck
<9> ...
<5> there should be a php-support channel (apparently there is one, but only four people) that you can refer people to
<4> I don't even want to know...
<9> Spoom: part of that has to do with the way FreeNode itself runs channels
<9> Spoom: this is an "About" channel, about php
<5> aye, read something like that
<9> so you'd imagine that by the definition, this channel would answer all sorts of questions involving PHP. But they've also got to keep out "trolls"
<9> (although, the definition of "troll" is quite varying)
<12> there is one in #mysql right now :)
<4> *snickers*
<9> zircu: imagine that...
<5> yeah, i went here before the whole 'manual support only' rules... it seemed a lot, irunno, nicer (no offence to Stormchaser, i'm sure you're just enforcing rules)
<9> zircu: glad I use something ACID compliant then ;)
<12> trolls arn't a problem, you just ignore them.. it is people who dont read and expect hand holding to get there problem solved..
<9> Spoom: hey... Stormchaser's a decent fellow
<12> and you dont solve their problem.. we are the bad people :)
<4> Spoom: Well... You asked a question: "I've got this script, and PHP has the functions I need locked out, and filesystem is locked out too... Is there any way I can modify a file"? That's not a PHP problem, actually... It's a logical problem.
<5> true
<5> consider me perplexed ;^)
<4> right.
<13> lol
<14> how would i redirect someone back to their originating webpage?
<4> eh?
<15> Kog: Since you continue to instigate... You were told no jobs, then were playing it off as a joke. We do NOT take job offers in here lightly, too many have been ripped off. Then you continue to argue, You are not 3yo, we should haven to treat you like it. Then you break almost all the guidelines in one way or another 'u', ENTER, MSGing w/o permission, Talking about things that are topics of discussions in other channels (pear and pkgs). Then evade the +q
<14> header("Location: $_SERVER['HTTP-REFERER']"); or something..
<12> HTTP_REFERER
<4> that'd cause parse error, AND it's inreliable.
<9> Jymmm: evade the what?
<9> Jymmm: I'd suggest you either drop it or take it to mattmcc
<9> Jymmm: if you have a personal problem with me, as you seem to, ignore me
<12> also you should make sure that that variable exists before doing that.. like Stormchaser said it isn't reliable to do a blank Location like that
<9> Jymmm: I've broken no guidelines, and I'd thank you to remember than. now leave me in peace
<12> as i mentioned in the other channel, that variable may or may not exist
<14> god, why does php , after I've fixed a problem, still encounter that problem?
<9> s/than/that
<14> does it actually cache the php?
<15> Kog Again, follow the guidelines from now on, this is your only warning. /msg php-bot guidelines if you unfamilure with them.
<9> I AM following the guidelines
<9> I HAVE been following the guidelines
<15> !+u
<8> Surely you mean 'you', not 'u'? The letter 'u' is not a personal pronoun. Talking like this in ##php may get you silenced. For details, /msg php-bot aolbonics
<15> !+enter
<8> Don't use the enter key as punctuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<14> how do I un cache it?
<14> its annoying on a dev computer
<9> I'm sorry, at what point in time did I fail the "aolbonics" check?
<9> keep your personal problem with me where it belongs - in your damn head
<16> The only time I've seen Jymmm talk is when telling someone that they're breaking the rules...
<15> Kog Those are only some of the ones that you keep breaking. No more warnings. again /msg php-bot guideliens so you can be sure you aren't breaking any in the future.
<9> maskd: no, he's actually quite helpful
<16> just saying from personal experience thats all
<17> Jymm made the PHP bot didn't he, and if he did not, I think he host it, or something like that
<9> Jymmm: and I'm going to warn you one last time: cease har***ing me
<18> does anyone know how to distinguish between a real person and a spider/bot? user agent perhaps? the thing is, i dont want to deliver images and other data to them as they wont see them anyway and it will just cost a lot of bandwidth for me :/
<5> so much for that
<15> Shadow_mil: None of the above. TML does.


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