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<0> There seems nothing about the technical side of it in the manual yet someone's comment says dio_write is faster then fwrite.
<1> leonid_p_: well, sure, if you do it that way it's going to break. the way you should be doing it is: $str = join("\n", file('myfile.txt')); because file() breaks the lines on \n
<2> hey caffinated, where in BC are you?
<1> AcidReign: vancouver island
<2> caffinated: ah, I'm doing cold calls to burnaby and kelowna
<3> zircu , why?
<4> Oh man... you two from the same area?! That explains EVERYTHING!
<5> o.O
<2> Jymmm: I'm about 3 days away from caffinated...
<1> leonid_p_: incidently, file() is now binary safe by the way.
<4> AcidReign: Toronto area?
<2> Jymmm: yep
<4> AcidReign Ah, ok. cold calls??? Sales?
<2> caffinated: vancouver is at the bottom of my list (which is alpha sorted by city)
<3> caffinated , good to know, but i trying to avoid it ..



<1> AcidReign: vancouver != vancouver island
<6> hour long ferry ride apart.
<2> caffinated: well, I know that but its close right?
<7> leonid_p_: well, if an error occurs, you have 3 issues you are just ***uming.. fopen.. did it fopen? filesize... is the file stat'able? fopen... did any of the two previous commands return FALSE or proper result
<8> caffinated: what does binary safe mean?
<3> zircu , heh ) true
<2> tao_zhyn: ferry rides are fun
<2> I took the ferry in quebec city once
<7> leonid_p_: to properly do it your way, a check on each function is needed
<6> AcidReign: I don't like BC Ferries much anymore. That said I haven't been to the island in a couple of years.
<9> I'm developing a website, and am thinking of using output buffering for my templating, you know - using output buffering to catch the output, then put it into a template using str_replace. Does t something else
<2> I have to get back to work
<3> zircu , well i just showed example
<9> Sorry, something got messed up. Does it that make sense? or should I do it some other way.
<1> tao_zhyn: i usually just take a seaplane
<1> tao_zhyn: harbor lynx was pretty good too, but they went out of business :/
<4> Watching "FAMILY Fear Factor" (parent and ~11yo kid), I tell ya, some of the parents are VICIOUS! Surprised the kid does slap some sense into the parent
<6> caffinated - Never took a seaplane, always just went to Schwartz Bay.
<1> tao_zhyn: more expensive, but far faster
<6> svnadmin create repos
<1> heh
<9> Should I go about this differently? Does output buffering slow things down too much?
<2> tao_zhyn: did that 6 calls ago :-P
<1> AcidReign: that said, what are you going to do with the rest of your day?
<6> AcidReign: svn import -m "Initial Import" . ?
<2> caffinated: well, once your work day is done, I'm going to either setup and svn server on a friends server, or convince another friend who has an svn server setup to let me copy my repository onto it
<2> tao_zhyn: did that 4 phone calls ago :-P
<9> Any comments.. ?
<10> morrison: some would argue that it speeds thing up
<6> AcidReign: Then where are you now?
<6> r56?
<1> AcidReign: heh, it's funny that you'd scale it on my work day :P
<9> ||cw: would it be worth it to go about it differently?
<1> AcidReign: which btw ends in 2 hours
<11> Strange problem - http://rafb.net/paste/results/FbjBlW62.html - php 5.0.4. Does anyone have an idea what's going on? /proc/3841 certainly exists!
<1> at which point i will go home, order pizza and beat the ever-loving crap out of the alliance in WoW
<10> morrison: might be worth a mockup and benchmark the 2 ways
<4> caffinated: It's not real!!! lol
<1> Jymmm: *sob*
<9> ||cw: Alright, thanks, I'll do it both ways and decide from there. Thanks
<1> Jymmm: but it sure is fun :D
<4> caffinated Oh yeah...
<1> more fun than building ajax file managers anyway
<10> Jeevan: just cause it exsists doens't mean you have permissions to it or that it can be stat'd
<4> lig get your cute *** back to work!
<12> how do you include a page that is on a server using a different port than port 80?
<2> caffinated: most people are gone by 4pm on friday
<2> caffinated: infact, most people are gone already
<12> heres what ive got: <?php include("http://24.72.198.209:8002/links/index.php";); ?>
<12> for some reason that isnt displaying any content and its halting on the loading of the page
<12> like its trying to load forever
<1> AcidReign: the only time i leave here at 4 is when we have the company beer binge. it happens once every 2 or 3 weeks
<2> tao_zhyn: the repo is setup, actually
<10> tobmoox: why are including a remote page?
<10> tobmoox: you probably want readfile()
<12> alright i'll try that
<2> tao_zhyn: I did it between 6-7 phone calls (type command, make phone call, next command, next phone call)
<12> im including a remote page because my server does some of the work and then another webserver does the other work
<13> AcidReign: i can multi-task commands and phones pretty well
<2> caffinated: I'm calling managers though, they're notoriously lazy :-)



<14> tobmoox: Do not use include with remote URLs. Use file_get_contents instead.
<1> AcidReign: you should hury up and learn ruby - there will likely be job openings here again soon.
<2> itrebal: but I have to be using two windows while I'm on the phone
<12> file_get_contents? k
<14> tobmoox: Or readfile.
<13> AcidReign: gotchya
<2> caffinated: I would.. but I hate ruby
<10> tobmoox: right, include still tries to parse that pages output and execute it
<12> i just tried readfile and its still halting
<14> tobmoox: The point is that including a remote URL actually parses the remote URL as PHP code. Which is bad.
<15> Hello, I was wondering if anyone had any recomendations for a linux php IDE that supports xdebug or similar?
<13> i've been liking ruby
<16> hi
<11> alright, trailing newline
<17> itrebal: it's a nice thing to like
<1> AcidReign: when you see the paycheques, you might hate it a little less ;)
<2> caffinated: tell them to make openings for python programmers :-)
<10> tobmoox: then there's either firewall in the way or something wrong with the other server
<12> readfile("url")?
<14> Yep.
<1> AcidReign: nothing here runs on python
<12> its not a firewall though
<10> tobmoox: you could try curl or fsockopen and see if it will fail gracefully
<12> and i can get to the content with no problem : http://24.72.198.209:8002/links/index.php
<18> Jymmm, am!
<12> thats the page i want to include
<4> lig say what?
<18> Jymmm, you said to get my cute *** back to work - I am
<4> lig Hun uh! you're at home
<1> AcidReign: I think it's the only job i've had where nobody notices (or cares) if you happen to be a half-hour late for work.
<12> oh wait its probably that index.php page
<4> nuh
<18> The great thing about the internet Jymmm - my office is where a computer is
<4> lig oh wait, it's the weekend for you...nm
<17> tobmoox: The W3C validator hates your page.
<16> I'm trying to write a script where the user enters a code and presses an ok button and based off which code he entered he is taked to a website ***ociated with that code. so for example i enter the code 123 and press enter and it takes me to yahoo, or i enter 246 and i'm taken to msn. the list of ***ociated codes/url's should be in a .txt file or database... any idea how i could set this up?
<2> caffinated: and would they really hire someone with, say, 3 weeks ruby exprience?
<12> its not a page though ugh
<1> AcidReign: depends on how strong your OO programming skills are.
<2> caffinated: 'cause I could learn the language in less than a week
<17> tobmoox: still has lousy linking :)
<1> AcidReign: I didn't know any ruby when the shop moved from PHP
<12> what does?
<1> AcidReign: now it's about all I do.
<12> i just restarted apache on my server
<2> caffinated: but you started there with php
<16> Any help on my project will be paid $
<4> !+g7
<19> Guideline #7) No spam, bots, scripts, trolls, job postings (no job posting / asking for jobs on ##php. You might want to check out: ##php.jobs http://www.geekfinder.com, http://www.monster.com, http://www.rentacoder.com or http://www.getacoder.com, or php.net/links, "Developers and Job Opportunities"), advertisements or onjoin/away/back messages.
<17> haha
<1> AcidReign: yep. php/javascript predominantly
<17> Casey_: do you know how to set up generic MySQL connections in PHP?
<2> caffinated: I've only ever done OO
<4> Casey_ no job offers
<2> caffinated: even my C is somewhat OO :-P
<1> AcidReign: then you could probably build a strong case for yourself
<16> Jymmm It's not a job offer, it's just a thankyou
<16> Fennec no i don't
<12> i find it odd that this isnt working
<12> you can all go to this right? http://24.72.198.209:8002/links/index.php
<4> Casey_ I dont care what you call it, it's not allowed in here at all. Too many ppl get screwed.
<12> i dont think its a firewall problem..
<1> AcidReign: Besides, because of the whole ruby thing I get more conferences ;) we get to go to chicago next month
<16> Jymmm ok
<20> how do you use mysqli to get data from a query that called a stored procedure and the procedure returns multiple "rows" althogh their not rows in the traditional way
<17> Casey_: find yourself an average PHP tutorial, HTTP 302s or 301s or Location:s or the like
<20> mysqli_fetch_array($result); only gets the first one
<14> \monster\: http://php.net/mysqli-multi-query
<12> <?php readfile("http://24.72.198.209:8002/links/index.php";); ?>
<12> that operation is timing out for some reason :o
<12> ohhhhh
<17> tobmoox: you need to print the file's contents after your read it
<12> double quotes maybe?
<12> oh ok


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