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<0> yes
<1> =]
<2> Jymmm: upgrading now
<3> by the way t only happens occasionally..and only after logging in
<1> <3 the topic..
<3> I have googled so much on this issue...and implemented every tip...like call exit after doing a header function, increase the text field to a medium text, etc...none of it has solved the issue
<4> how i can jump to an array key?
<5> Intuit: what is the problem?
<3> Hi deadroot..and I hope this isnt considered a mysql problem. I am using a custom session handler that stores the sessions in a mysql database. Sometimes...but not always, after logging in, the session is lost. I.e., it acts as if the person did not log in
<3> I know other ppl suffer this...but none of the tips I have read on the net have helped
<6> is there modem libraries for php?
<5> MBzle: that's a very strange question to ask
<5> Intuit: that person who logs in. is he/she at the same computer? or logging on from across the Internet?
<6> deadroot, i want to be able to access the modem via php
<3> deadroot, from across the net, remotely
<5> and what do you use to link a session to the user? session id? ip?



<3> Well, I set an array, that corresponds to a database row, for the user after a successfuly log in
<3> Like $_SESSION[ 'user' ]
<5> did you check the IP from the user?
<3> that holds an array with variables like nickname, ip address, email, etc
<3> hmm no not checking the IP at all really..hmm
<7> dools k
<2> Jymmm: from source...
<2> you gonna be round a while?
<7> dools wouldn't it have been easier to just click the UPGRADE link?
<5> if you're doing an IP check as well, don't be exact. check maybe the first two or three octets. some ISPs loves to change their client's IP address every other second
<3> yeah...like mine.:) Mine changes often. However, at the momenbt I do not check at all
<5> okay. so you only check for the session id?
<3> What is even stranger, is it will lose the session. BUT if I try to log in again afterwards, it will work just fine
<7> dools: I should be around for a bit
<2> Jymmm: dunno... never done it. i'm pretty sure it wouldn't upgrade the package db for freebsd if i did it from the browser
<3> deadroot, well I suppose I should say yes, although I do no actual "checking" at all.. i simply refernce the $_SESSION var
<5> that's very familiar. i've forgotten the exact reason though
<7> dools oh bsd, nm =)
<3> yeah...I have seen other ppl with the problem
<3> I have seen it happen at big established sites too
<3> dont know if it is PHP, mysql or what
<5> do you redirect the user if their login succeeds?
<8> there are external profiler for php ? (opensource solution, not zend studio)
<3> deadroot, yes, the exaxt command is like header( "location: index2.php" )
<3> same domain
<5> Intuit: i'm sorry, i really can't recall what i did to solve my problem.
<3> deadroot, hey no problem, I just appreciate your ear
<3> Ill find an answer
<2> Intuit: capital L perhaps :-P
<3> on the redirect? hmm
<3> good idea
<3> one sec
<5> i have ears?
<7> deadroot not for long
<5> Intuit: fwiw, mine looks like: header('HTTP/1.1 302 Found'); header("Location: http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] . $t); exit();
<3> thanks, ill implement that now
<7> um 302 is a redirect
<9> how long do pastebins last for?
<3> althoguh it wont be until tommorow I know if it works or not
<5> yes. i redirect after i authenticate
<7> I wont ask.
<5> aec26: about forever on most i think
<3> hmmm
<9> damn
<10> the value of Content-Type http header is mime types right?
<3> Jymm, is there a better way to send a user to another page?
<7> Intuit no comment
<3> so I have abrain, just new to php
<7> I'm sorry to hear that
<7> http://www.google.com/mars/
<3> gee thanx
<11> been there done that..
<11> it's far too red
<3> and that link is old
<7> ah, todays logo
<7> oh ****... it's the 13th now...
<7> Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me...
<12> oh, this room is looking good, i am aslo PHP programmer



<13> hmm
<3> what a starnge fish this one is..
<12> dont you know about any other such rooms? maybe with more people in it?
<3> thanks again deadroot
<13> Happy birthday Jymmm
<7> ty
<3> on birthdays you get birthday ***...
<3> but of course you would need a girl for that
<3> :p
<3> lol
<14> heh
<7> kuja: Save as: k2.svg, view in FF http://pastebin.com/599375
<15> Intuit how come?
<14> Jymmm: Is it safe?
<7> doh
<11> i had a dream lastnight... i dreamed i got the optimus keyboard in the post and it was a build it yourself kit.... that was frustrating.....
<7> doh
<16> haven't you got that yet?
<17> hi, i've a strange problem with proc open : i try to lauch tidy with it, but tidy is not installed on the server. What is strange is that proc_open return me a valid resource. But the results given by these resource are empty... Can someone give me a tip ? Thanx ;)
<14> Jymmm: My girlfriend says it means "I Love You" :P
<14> Jymmm: But it's old writing.
<7> kuja: Well it says 'Love'
<18> NET||abuse that keyboard is going to cost half a car
<14> Jymmm: Yeh
<18> see how much it costs for just 3 keys?
<14> Nice :)
<7> kuja but getting Kanji output to a browser in an artistic way is a botch.
<14> lol
<18> i want a laser cutter
<7> kuja Yeah, the font is cl***ic Caligraphy
<18> one that can cut human flesh from a distance
<11> rioter, yup, it will be pricey ish
<7> rioter once out of focus, it's useless for that
<18> Jymmm i would be happy with about 50 meters or so
<18> im not that fussy
<7> rioter try MAYBE .5mm
<7> ok maybe 5mm
<11> hehe, i love their idea of pricing "It will cost less than a good mobile phone."
<18> nah they just dont want you to know about the cool ones
<18> NET||abuse my phone cost 1400 when it first hit the market haha
<11> what's their definition of a good mobile phone, i've seen phones for 2k euro
<11> rioter, hehe, exactly
<7> rioter: Believe me, we did one defocused... the resluts look like something from "The Blob"
<18> Jymmm oh that doesnt bother me to much
<18> i wasnt planning on heart surgery or anything
<18> just want to cut skin
<7> riot gawd your weird
<7> rioter wht do you want to cut skin for?
<18> Jymmm be funny
<7> rioter then stick your hand in a meat saw
<16> smelly rioter
<18> Jymmm thats not funny, it hurts me
<11> well now, if the quality of the images ont he keys is that high... as it is on the mini-three set, no wonder the price is soooooo high
<7> rioter and you think a laser wouldnt' hurt?
<18> yeah but it wont hurt me
<18> hence the funny
<7> NET||abuse ?
<18> Jymmm http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/
<18> i want to know what that other thing is
<14> Haha, yeah, you're right... it's funny :)
<7> $100 ****ing dollars for three buttons?! ARE THEY ON CRACK
<7> and only USB 1.0
<7> How much is the FULL kybd suppose to go for?
<19> seems like they'll only last for three years too
<7> hows that?
<20> using the price per button of the 3 button keyboard, $3800 :P
<7> warranty?
<7> $4K for a kybd.... come on...
<18> Jymmm for the price they expect it better come with a 5 year bad *** warrenty, any bad *** you have it will fix for you
<21> evening all
<19> "The OLED screen lasts for around three years with typical usage."
<7> Shurique oh fsck me...
<20> that doesn't sound good..


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