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<0> let's see
<0> it's not my box it's a shell so
<0> version 4.3.1
<0> version 4.3.11*
<1> what is php-nuke
<2> !+nuke
<3> Nuke: Just Say No, See http://img.voidofmind.com/?d=funny&x=phpnuke7.jpg for what the author of phpnuke has to say about version 7! We don't support PHP-Nuke here. Please contact the PHP-Nuke support team.
<0> lol
<4> Sakkath: you are very definately overestimating the abilities of php -a, then.
<0> hmm
<4> Sakkath: the way it works is you type in some code, inside php tags, and when done, hit ctrl-d to make it execute. Lather, rinse, repeat.
<0> i suppose i'll have to make a script and a log file eh?
<0> so there isn't a way to be a virtual server as I originally intended?
<2> Sakkath No, try ASP
<0> no thanks
<0> emb: talk on atlantis?



<5> Hi All.. Why do I get 403 when I try to access a folder with php files?
<4> iq: what's the error message in your apache error log?
<5> CryWolf, let me check
<5> CryWolf, would u know where to look for the log file?
<0> CryWolf: what's the -q options
<0> I don't see it in man or -h
<0> Or is it like new to php5 or something
<6> Jymmm: try what ASP?
<6> hmm. punctuation would have helped
<5> CryWolf, eb 12 21:50:30 ...kernel: audit(1139802630.714:659): avc: denied { getattr } for pid=9300 comm="httpd" name="index.php" dev=dm-0 ino=2834689 scontext=root:system_r:httpd_t tcontext=root:object_r:tmp_t tcl***=file
<7> iq: turn off selinux
<7> reboot.. then it will work
<5> Jy, but there r other php on same server that work
<0> is there no f* for listen just socket_listen?
<7> then its something that index file is doing to alert selinux
<7> oh its accessing a folder.. thats why
<7> you'd have to set a selinux rule to allow that.. how thats done.. i have no clue
<4> iq: you might want to ask in your distro's channel if you want to keep selinux on. Or maybe there's an selinux channel.
<5> CryWolf, jy, thanks - I'll ask at CentOs
<0> anyone got a tut for making a php server
<8> no
<8> and i'm pretty sure such a thing should be hacked away and burned
<0> me?
<4> Sakkath: php probably isn't the best language for something like that.
<0> CryWolf: just for debugging my php client..
<0> I know no other programming languages
<0> I just want to review a very basic php server like socket_listen and stuff
<9> does anyone know of a php .xls excel reader? I found a nice one on sourceforge, but it doesn't open huge excel docs. i'm looking for one to import up to a 10meg file
<4> roler: check PEAR.
<9> thanks ;)
<10> compile error.....too many arguments to function gdImageCreateFromJpeg
<11> anu: I get that from my wife, to.
<12> any1 here from india ?
<10> um... i've searched and got nothing about this
<10> that's bad, what I did wrong
<4> anu: what's unclear about the error message?
<4> anu: is this when you're trying to compile php, or run a script?
<10> CryWolf: compiling
<4> anu: strange. perhaps you should use the gd bundled with php.
<10> thanks, nice suggestion
<10> any php stuff there
<10> staff
<13> has anyone happened to create a regular expression that will loosely validate email, and keep spammers out :)
<14> newpers, check the user comments in pcre section of the manual, there's a few in there.
<15> newpers, if you are making a form, PEAR's HTML_QuickForm has an 'email address validation' rule built in that is pretty accurate.
<6> a loose expression would be like \w+
<16> probably not the right place to ask but anyone know a linux thumbnail creator?
<6> oddie: cjpeg and djpeg
<13> thanks, guys
<16> Thx i'll look at those :)
<17> is there enough people using javascript that it would be ok to use on a production site
<17> like a site with alot of traffic
<18> wizz: yes
<18> and if they don't have javascript enabled and it's required
<18> redirect them to a page that tells them how to enable it
<17> i like JS
<18> but sometimes you don't "need" js... and it can be annoying
<6> Wizz_kidd11: you ask a loaded question
<17> ?
<18> i think it's something like 90% of people have js enabled
<17> i would think it would be higher



<6> well sure 90% of people have it enabled but what you write in JS.. may only support a minority
<17> like 97 percentile
<18> http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp
<17> ah
<18> january 2006 = 90%
<17> yea
<18> if you stick your security on maximum it disables js in IE
<18> what are you going to be using js for?
<17> chat client
<18> because html usually handles most things, js is really good for applications though
<17> chat client
<18> wizz: yeah thats a good excuse
<6> Wizz_kidd11: the key thing is with javascript is preferred you have a solution when someone doesn't have it turned on, and ensure that if it doesn't work catch the errors, and the most important thing, don't make your application rely on javascripot
<6> script*
<17> for my freelance site so people can talk back n forth
<17> a internet chat client has to reply on JS ;)
<6> Wizz_kidd11: not really
<17> flash ?
<17> i would say that would even be a less percent of people use
<17> java applet = no no
<6> Wizz_kidd11: no, what I mean is that a internet chat doesn't *have* to rely on JS
<17> whats it gonna reply on lol
<6> JS should only be thought of as an enhancment to the users experience
<17> zircu: i will say it again
<17> what would a intenet chat client be built with
<17> besdies javascript
<6> Wizz_kidd11: http
<17> lol dude
<17> you sound stupid
<17> a real time chat client in http
<6> Wizz_kidd11: haha, yeah, i'm stupid
<17> not even remotely possibl
<17> e
<19> Sure it is. You should try it sometime.
<6> Wizz_kidd11: you are the one asking the question? are you not?
<17> i am asking percnet of usrrs who use js
<17> not what it could be built with
<17> CWhiz: no ur wrong it cant be done
<6> Wizz_kidd11: then you just need to type /exit
<17> been doing web programming for years not possible
<17> html is design
<17> not scripting or application development
<6> Wizz_kidd11: oh that is right, your the Wizz kidd
<19> His nick says so.
<17> i dont like sarcasim prove me wrong
<17> what lang would i use instead to make it
<19> I don't either.
<6> Wizz_kidd11: i'll prove you wrong when you learn http
<17> what lang
<17> lol how would i parse the page evry 10 sec in PHP
<17> i mean
<17> HTML
<6> Wizz_kidd11: there are several chat systems that only work on html based systems, no JS required
<17> zircu: show me
<6> Wizz_kidd11: no
<6> Wizz_kidd11: do your own research
<17> to keep an active session in 1 window like here on
<17> irc u would haveto use a scripting lang
<6> Wizz_kidd11: you irc wrongly
<17> dude
<17> any lang
<17> should i say
<6> duddette
<17> html is not a programming lang
<19> Neither is JavaScript.
<6> Wizz_kidd11: oh it isn't, what is html?
<17> JS or flash or a java applet is only way to parse a page
<17> html is a presentational organization langauge
<19> zircu: I think we're being trolled.
<6> Wizz_kidd11: what does HTML mean?
<17> CWhiz: mozilla proved you wrong per say fire fox is written in javascript
<17> and so is the IRC back end .......... nope not a lang
<19> Wizz_kidd11: No, it's written in C with a JavaScript presentation layer.
<19> C is a programming language. JavaScript is a scripting language. That's why it's called JavaScript and not JavaProgram.


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