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<0> or...wait a sec
<0> [20:02] <0> I'm just wondering if there's a way to force a single part of a page to load last?
<1> Solatis: if your server has been hacked you should reinstall from a non-hacked backup
<1> ..
<2> what lechunk said
<3> Whatever, your attitude still ****s
<4> is there a way to isntall an extension on a linux system without recompiling php?
<1> or at least run chkrootkit..
<5> Solatis: I cannot stress this enough: You must copy only data off the box, reformat, reload OS. There is no way to safely guarantee you've removed everything they installed. I am not joking. Just sending spam from your box is likely the least of your problems.
<6> lol
<7> yeah, chances are if you are hacked, anythign you do will be re-done by the hacker
<3> lepine: Yes, which extension?
<4> curl
<7> Solatis: send my your root login/p*** ill take a look around :)
<2> Solatis AND... check your data for XSS exploits as well.
<8> Solita, how many files do you have that call mail()?



<1> Solatis: but I ***ume there are no backups.. so you should do a complete reinstall
<3> lepine: cd ext/curl && phpize && ./configure --with-curl=/path/to/curl && make all install
<1> have fun :)
<9> dj_segfault: that is not an option at the moment, i am aware of that but the server should continue to function for at least 2 weeks while i prepare a replacement server
<4> then uncomment php_curl in php.ini ?
<5> lechunk: Been there, done that, much happier for having started from scratch and knowing for sure.
<10> ugh, I read the client/server defaults backwards in the manual... let me try again...
<7> actually, lechunk is right, setup a clean box, then move allyour lates relases over to it
<2> Solatis two weeks?! try two hours at the most
<9> ok, well, thanks for your help
<5> Solatis: do the apache logs show a script being called way too often?
<11> stormchaser: It actually works fine with '02/12'.
<8> heh
<5> Solatis: Can you disable sending mail in php.ini?
<11> It's just it always goes to the next year for that month day.
<8> its probably just form abuse
<2> Ghost is your friend =)
<6> Hrm, is there a different room I should ask about using COM objects in PHP?
<6> Don't know if this is actually the proper place; apologies if not.
<12> thanks
<1> dj_segfault: he left..
<5> Ah yes, the "I don't like the answers I'm getting so I'm going to stuff cotton in my ears and wait till someone gives me a magic wand" technique of crisis management.
<13> wouldn't say no to a bit of magic wand
<14> hello, on my windows computer, I have apache 2.0.55 with PHP 5, but when i go to look at a page, it comes up as a blank page, any thoughts?
<2> Ok, besides nakkid bodies... What would you like to see carved on a "Manly Man's Mirror"?
<12> Hyjak, need more info.. what page, how are you accessing it
<8> lol wtf?
<14> mozilla firefox, a page index.php with the coding <?php echo "hello"; ?>
<3> lepine: Sorry, got distracted, After the module builds and installs the makefile will tell you where it was placed, make sure that path matches your extension_dir setting (either move the file or change the setting to make this happen), then add an extension=curl.so line to your php.ini
<14> hmm, worked now
<14> =/
<4> alright, note taken, thanks
<15> Hey, does this regex read correctly>?
<14> using <? echo "asdf"; ?> doesnt work anymore?
<12> Hyjak, refresh does wonders :-)
<15> (preg_match("/[\x0A\x0D\n\r]/",$thisthing))
<14> you have to pu in <?php
<5> Jymmm: BBQ grill
<14> no, i had it set at <? out of habbit
<2> Man'y MAn's Mirror != Poofy mirror --> http://www.faccents.com/gallery/item581.JPG
<3> madsara: Technically yes, but it's pointless.
<12> Hyjak, that actually depends on your php.ini settings
<15> I'm thinking that "/[\x0A\x0D\n\r]/" May have an error to it.
<14> ah, ok
<15> Pollita, why's that?
<14> ill take a look at that, thanks for the help
<3> (A) \x0A\x0D and \n\r are the same characters :)
<16> Jymmm: squirrels
<16> Jymmm: but that's just me
<15> So just use \n\r?
<3> (B) preg_match only does a single-line match by default
<5> Jymmm: That mirror is just BEGGING for a gun rack.
<12> Hyjak, <?php should always work.. <? will only work if the php.ini is set so it will technically you could make <?php not work too
<2> Another "poofy" mirror --> http://www.pughs-antiques-export.com/photos/2005/05-07/0507-095.jpg
<8> Jymmm, a bottle of ED tablets
<15> Pollita, why does the single line match come into play?
<12> Hyjak, I highly recommend reading up on php.ini settings it may open up a whole new world if you haven't learned about things like registar globals, magic_quotes, etc. (some are good some are bad)
<3> if (preg_match('/\r\n/s', $str)) { ... }
<3> erm
<3> with []s
<17> "I don't even own _a_ gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?"



<16> Jymmm: seriously, wood grain framing, nothing fancy. maybe a sc
<13> ed? who, me?
<16> Jymmm: scene with a buck, some rocks, pine trees
<2> dj_segfault I was thinking celtic knots maybe
<2> b1n0ry ok, so nature scene
<3> A prostitute stole my only gun.....((long story))
<12> haha
<12> sounds like a funny one
<1> tell it
<18> http://www.dice.com/beingit/ <-- stress relief :)
<2> Pollita James is a hooker now?
<3> Not really...
<16> Jymmm: but manly nature scene, not like a doe coddling her fawn or some crap, just a majestic 10 point buck standing on an outcropping or something
<3> Jymmm: Once upon a time, I lived in what might be described as San Francisco's "Red Light" district
<12> the title of your story is funny at least.. "A prostitute stole my gun"
<2> b1n0ry I understand =)
<2> Madam Pollita
<3> Coincidentally, at the time, I owned an air-pump BB gun
<16> Jymmm and i'm tackling the project we talked about. i just don't know if i should make it opensource, commercial, or a bit of both. there's money to be made in dealing directly with businesses.
<2> b1n0ry That'll be a bitch for me right now, plus I'll need some more ideas as well
<3> Long story short, it's in an evidence locker in the 7th precint
<2> lol @ Pollita
<17> "What'd you shoot him with? An air gun?"
<2> Ok, besides the nature scene, what else could I carve that's masculine in nature.?
<17> "Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries."
<18> mattmcc: :)
<2> on a mirror
<3> Okay.... (A) I wasn't shooting.... (B) I don't like what you're implying
<16> Jymmm: are you carving or chemical etching?
<2> b1n0ry carving
<2> b1n0ry the wood frame, not the gl*** itself
<3> Jymmm: OOOH I KNOW!!!!!!
<3> A PENIS!
<3> oh, for the frame....
<16> there's always side view of a monster truck crushing cars along the bottom or something
<2> Pollita I said "BESIDES nakkid bodies"
<3> Cut the mirror into the shape of a penis and frame around that?
<19> aww, Pollita already won the "penis" game
<2> Pollita Ok, you gonna pay $400 for a penis mirror?
<3> I don't understand....
<3> >beside< naked bodies?
<5> Jymmm: Are you looking for geeky manly or rugged manly or outdoorsy manly?
<3> Oh, you mean next to them....well... MORE naked bodies
<3> *buh*
<20> tocks
<3> ticks?
<16> Jymmm: a harbor of fishing boats
<2> dj_segfault Just masuline in nature
<2> dj_segfault no poofy stuff
<8> penises
<16> Jymmm: well, men like nature, women, tools, cars, and beer. so take your pick
<8> with bullets
<2> b1n0ry: I'm not selling these a trailer park!
<2> b1n0ry: I'm not selling these in a trailer park!
<3> Jymmm: Forget the frame, just do some careful melting that'll make the viewer's chest look all ripped and buff
<8> hahaha
<2> If I was, then I'd just carve "Legends of NASCAR"
<5> Jymmm: How about beer bottles, each with a different brand?
<16> Jymmm: eh, even high cl*** guys like the same things. they just replace some of the words "outdoor sporting, ladies, electrical equipment, automobiles, and a fine wine"
<3> And a giganto magnifying bulge for the penis
<5> Powertools?
<2> Pollita lol
<16> so... nature, women, tools, cars, and beer
<21> I am getting some really weird behaviour...
<21> (030/60) = 0.40.0.40
<2> Pollita Actually I do need to get some MAAP GAS
<8> ee99ee, thats normal when you see an attracti...oh nm
<21> how can I cast 030 to a flow or int?
<21> *float
<18> (int)
<21> does (float) work too?
<3> ee99ee: (double) (int) intval() doubleval()
<18> yes


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