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<0> wastes too much metal imo
<1> can anyone help me with this error? http://www.balboaink.com/lb/ I dont have the dir /usr/share/php or /usr/share/pear?
<0> left with too many bits of scrap
<2> jiggster: like in old bugs bunny cartoons when they carve a bowling pin out of an entire tree?
<0> yeah lol
<3> lol
<3> I JUST saw how they make toothpicks and match sticks - amazing
<2> Jymmm: oh yeah? you went to the factory?
<3> dools Discovery Channel =)
<0> Jymmm yeah i saw that too friggin amazing eh
<2> Jymmm: ahh, nice
<3> Well, Discovery/Food/Travel Channels
<3> I've ALWASY wondered how they did that all my life... casue you know they aint gonna waste all that wood.
<0> for sure
<2> do they flatten the logs out somehow?



<0> unravel them basicaly
<3> The bark is beaten off 24" long logs, then it's veneered
<2> oh like, shave them down in a spiral?
<0> yeah
<2> hehe that's pretty awesome
<3> dools like a apple peeler - all the way to the core
<2> i would love to see it done :-)
<4> scrape it like an apple peeler girl
<4> thats a new song
<3> then a guilten style chopped into sticks
<5> my forum uses timestamps to keep track of things like when a user adds a post etc.. how should I properly store these timestamps in the database? right now I am storing them in a timestamp int(15)..
<6> that's fine
<5> k
<5> ty
<7> if i have an html tempalte with a $body var, how would i do something like this:
<0> 15 will let you use that forum into the year 2500+ :P
<5> hehe
<7> $body = "body content"; $output = require_once(template.php); file_put_contents("index.html");
<3> jiggster or record TZ using hte alpha codes
<7> that $output = require.... isn't valid right?
<2> cyphor: i've got back to using actual dates
<5> what do you mean dools?
<5> like human-readable?
<0> alpha codes w00t
<2> cyphor: like, i switched to storing all dates as timestamps, but then i switched back... yeah, human readable, plus it differentiates it from other int() types in the table more readily... means you can do things like parse the result of a DESCRIBE query
<3> timestamp is human readable 20060312050000
<2> Jymmm: i think he means unix timestamp
<3> epoch
<2> yah
<2> i've gone off it
<0> yeah epoch ****s for anything pre '65 or whatever it was
<6> substr is your friend
<0> 75? i forget!
<6> just use substr and pull out whatever you need
<5> yea, I have been using the time() function
<3> doesnt work for history
<3> geneology, etc
<5> Ira_, why use the $output var anyway?
<2> cyphor: i'd steer clear of it... it's easy enough to use UNIX_TIMESTAMP if you want epoch returned from a db query, plus the date manipulation in php is pretty infallible
<0> haha, i saw one guy come in and say "date and time functions in php ****!" - couldnt have been more off
<0> they're decent, imo
<0> in fact, quite nice
<2> i've never been caught short
<5> hrm
<0> i go to other languages, and feel like i cant work with time properly :P
<3> yin yang <-> Positive of shadow
<3> what gpl?
<2> qt or something... you need the commercial license if you are using it commercially
<3> ah
<2> qtfree license or something like that
<0> so dont use it' "commercially" :p
<2> i'll just write one and release it as open source under a BSD license
<0> and i'm your new best friend
<8> hi all
<0> kuja: get out slacker!!!
<9> dools: You mean QPL?
<10> =O
<0> kidding of course



<0> always welcome you are
<10> :D
<0> cause you have brains
<2> Stormchaser: that sounds like it
<0> delicious grey matter
<3> Mmmmmmmmm brains.... Mmmmm MORE BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3> Name that movie!
<0> i'ma make a sign, "spare axons? i need some beer, spare axons?"
<0> night of the living dead
<3> BINGO!
<0> i dunno those movies tbh
<8> I just made a while where I put a hidden field in with the name $cat_id[0] which is given from the query
<0> just a wild guess
<8> but whenver I use the submit button
<8> the categorie ids aren't 1,2, 3 and 4
<8> but are 4, 4, 4 and 4
<11> Hey all
<8> what could be the problem?
<11> everything ok here
<0> sounds like a malfunctioning loop? if you have a loop
<3> drop the 0
<2> olger901: missing []
<2> ?
<0> yeah 0 could be a prob
<0> spot on Jymmm
<3> drop the 0 $cat_id[]
<8> well the problem is that the 0 specifies the row
<8> it fetches from the database.
<2> yeah, or alternatively $cat_id[0][] ... depending on what you need
<2> <input type="hidden" name="cat_id[0][]" value="myval" /
<2> >
<8> nevermind fixed it :)
<8> instead of doing an indirect post
<11> does anyone know how to use wildcards in php?
<8> i submitted the thing directly
<11> can it be done with str_replace?
<11> or preg_match
<11> sorry.. preg_replace
<2> markg85: what for?
<11> i want to replace spaces with any character
<9> str_replace
<11> for example this: i search for starship troopers.. and i get this file from the db: STRASHIP_TROOPERS_blaaaa.jpg
<8> ohoh
<8> now I hope I don't run into any problems with the checkboxes :p
<11> now it won`t find the file bacause of the space..
<10> markg85: Depends where you're searching from. If you're using a RDBMS, you should be using its features.
<3> WTh... joy and JOY are different.
<3> err s/JOY/Joy/
<11> in mysql it`s easy.. it`s a simple replace of the spaces with %
<2> markg85: glob()
<11> but it`s not that simple in php itself...
<11> glob() :S
<12> Hi Guys! I need a good idea: I use a global method to get db-connection pointer into cl***es, I move the to a private member variable in each cl***. problem: whenever var_dump()ing a cl*** I get a lot of DB stuff.
<0> *snickers at 'glob'*
<10> If you're working with an array, consider preg_grep(), markg85.
<2> you're a juvenile
<0> i know
<11> yea oke.. but what are the wildcard codes..?? i can`t find a list of it anywhere
<0> oh joy :\
<0> now whos being childish
<10> markg85: Learn the syntax. php.net/pcre.pattern.syntax
<0> s/childish/juvenile
<11> thanx i will take a look at that now :)
<5> my php forum has a table in the db called 'forum', and the forum table has a field called lastpost, which is a varchar field... I have been storing in the lastpost values like '21-208-13-2', the meanings are topic id, post id, page number, user id... Does this seem reasonable or?
<10> cyphor: No. That is an example of poor DB design.
<12> :-)
<5> yea, I figured, heh !
<10> Use separate fields.
<13> cyphor: like I was saying earlier... data management :)
<11> hmm the link: php.net/pcre.pattern.syntax doesn`t work...
<12> or get the additional data using the 208 entry from the other tables.
<10> Don't store them as a single value, or else you're defeating the 'relational' in 'relational database management system'
<14> smelly kuja


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