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<0> Nerd42: try #perl
<1> Niacin: You want an AF_UNIX socket of type SOCK_STREAM, right?
<2> kk
<3> yes
<1> Niacin: Great. Now, what protocol do you want?
<3> TML: thanks :) just realised i should be using SOCK_DGRAM
<4> Everything thing i've seen uses 0 for the protocol number for AF_UNIX
<3> thanks
<5> richardlynch, that does seem oddly rigid for PHP, is there any reason?
<4> Eh. Everything I've seen also states that AF_UNIX supports both stream and dgram
<4> Anyway...
<6> Seadog: The PHP Devs might have a reason. I don't.
<4> whatev
<5> hehe
<5> I had to add one line of extra code :P
<1> Niacin: Here's a tip: Don't use magic constants



<1> Niacin: getprotobyname() exists for a reason
<7> Whatchootalkinbout willis?
<7> Oh, those constants...
<7> Thought yout meant magic constants as in __FILE__ __LINE__ etc...
<1> POLLITA!
<1> Pollita: I missed you
<7> awwwww
<8> but his aim's getting better
<0> Pollita: You might not want to do that... he's been playing with 350 head of cattle for ten days.
<9> hello people
<4> worm
<10> people! like real live ones?!? where!
<9> I have installed mysql 4.1.20, and php 4.3.11 and have complaints about mysql client
<9> whats the php version which works with mysql 4.1.20 ? anyone knows?
<7> So complain to MySQL AB
<10> Toerkeium: are you using the libmysqlclient that goes with mysql 4?
<9> when php says "mysql client" isn't referrirn to php-mysql ?
<7> For MySQL 4.1.20 you need the MySQLi extension which effectively means PHP5+
<0> Pollita: Oh, any luck by chance?
<7> "mysql client" is the library that the php-mysql extension uses
<9> ||cw, I supouse, that's the only thing I have installed (php+mysql)
<7> Jymmm: Nah, lost my motivation
<0> Pollita: ***ual favors?
<9> oh, ok.. so I have to upgrade my php
<0> Pollita: back rub?
<11> Hi i am Chelean
<7> Not today, I have diarreah
<9> thanks guys
<7> however you spell it
<6> Too much information...
<11> my english no is perfect
<0> Pollita: imodium AD ?
<10> Toerkeium: or compile the mysql module against a newer lib
<11> any here use Zend Studio ????
<7> Bad potatoes probably
<9> ||cw, how can I do that?
<0> Pollita: cash?
<11> any here use Zend Studio ?
<1> Jymmm: What are you bribing her to do?
<7> TML: Hack some 16-bit real mode executable
<10> Toerkeium: install the newer libs and -dev package (or compile them) and then install the source package, then cd to the mysql dir and phpize and then build it against the newer libs
<9> brrrr ||cw
<9> if it's fixed installing php5 then.. :P
<9> I just need to run phpmyadmin on that server
<12> How to ***ign an include to something like: $template->***ign_vars(array(
<12> 'SITENAME' =>
<12> Arg, line break.
<11> i need help with Zend Studio
<1> Crescendo: You're almost certainly mistaken about what your question is. The return value from include() is singularly useless.
<11> how i can write with a gui the code color
<0> TML: I have some clipart that is in a (propritary) compressed format, the utility will allow you to export one-at-a-time to EPS. I'm trying to bulk export. So I asked Pollita if she could take a look and figure out how they are decompressing/exporting it. the utility is only 500KB
<13> TML: unless you return something from it
<14> hey i've just spent last 20 mins trying to find an error in my code and i cnt see, anythin, can anyone just check it for me, its probably staring me in the face lol
<1> jam: Please contact Zend Technical Support or something. We don't support Zend commercial products here.
<6> jam: http://zend.com
<13> Crescendo: i showed you how before, scroll up
<1> Matt712: Line 72
<4> Matt712: what's the code and what's the error?
<12> Arpad: Thanks. Didn't see it.
<14> http://212.159.53.193/slaters/scripts/report-1.php



<4> and the source?
<11> TML: richardlynch okey thanks
<14> usually its a missing closed bracket }
<4> You're missing a ) or a } or a closing " somewhere
<4> We still can't help you though without seeing the actual source.
<14> of course
<14> im sorting that now
<14> gimme a sec
<14> :0
<4> a horse is a hosre of course of course
<4> s/hosre/horse/
<14> paste bin?
<1> !tell Matt712 about pastebin
<14> or can i send you the file?
<10> except when a horse can talk of course
<1> And no one can talk to a horse of course
<15> lol
<16> Touqen: thank you for fixing that, i was like "a hosre, what is that? what is Touqen talking about?!?!?!" :)
<10> or soemthing
<10> mr ed rocks
<16> soemthing? what do you mean? :)
<4> racist mr ed was cooler
<10> wilbur's wife was a hottie
<14> http://hashphp.org/pastebin?pid=7012
<14> :)
<1> Here's a snapshot into the mind of a young TML. I used to "play with the words" of songs, but could never get anyone else to hear the funny in "A hoarse is a hoarse of coarse of coarse..."
<16> \nEND_OF_TEXT; looks inappropriate
<17> TML, Do you use and IDE for PHP?
<4> \nEND_OF_TEXT; <-- invalid
<17> s/and/any
<1> eXistenZ: Depends on what you mean by "IDE"
<17> TML, There is the zend
<1> eXistenZ: By the most common definition of IDE, no.
<4> "the" zend
<14> ah :p
<4> Not just any zend.
<14> fixed
<14> LOL
<17> TML, I use vim, is that fine :]
<18> zend isn't an IDE... It's a company.
<1> eXistenZ: I use nvi
<1> eXistenZ: vim tends to get in my way
<16> Matt712: and really, does this code look appropriate? if ($kerr = 0) {
<19> pico!
<4> ed!
<15> emacs! vi!
<4> edlin!
<15> stfu!itsold!
<20> /dev/urandom!
<6> punch cards!
<19> haw
<4> joe!
<20> Right TML? ;)
<21> magnets
<17> TML, Do you know a good introductory php/mysql book?
<16> hashphp.org pastebin!
<20> oooh... magnet voodoo...
<1> eXistenZ: php.net/mysql
<21> ph33r m3
<1> BigE: =)
<6> eXistenZ: http://php.net/books.php
<14> philip : how do you mean?
<16> that books page will most likely be removed
<22> eXistenZ: PHP and MySQL Web Development, Third Edition, Luke Welling and Laura Thompson.
<16> Matt712: what is the difference between = and ==?
<14> Im not Sure
<18> o.O
<17> prophile, thanks bro :)
<22> no problem
<16> Matt712: php.net/tutorial
<14> ah crap
<14> lol
<14> :p


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