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<0> Goosemoose header
<1> header('Header: blabla') ?
<0> Goosemoose go read WHY you cnaouldn't use location
<2> Jymmmm: Add this: http://php.net/register_globals
<0> nforbes add it yourself
<2> I don't feel like it, cockwatch
<3> TML: where i have to add it?
<4> mysqlMan: php.ini
<0> nforbes then quit being a prick you prick
<2> STFU NOOB
<0> nforbes HIV carrier!
<3> TML: yes man, but there is a lot of lines, and sections
<2> Jymmmm: You were the one who gave it to me
<5> sorry, wireless died
<6> how do I compile php script?
<3> what section?



<5> Was that right Jymmmm?
<4> mysqlMan: Read it and find out
<0> nforbes not even in your wet dreams
<0> Goosemoose I suggested that you go read WHY you cnaouldn't use location
<0> couldn't
<2> There's a register_globals and a register globals factoid
<2> Interesting
<5> hmm actually I just did a wget on the file I used the Location on and it shows: HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 301 Moved Permanently
<7> nforbes: There's also printf and sprintf factoids.
<7> Small differences, meh.
<2> Yeah. But the ones I pointed out were completely different
<5> Hmm, but its to the wrong file!
<0> Goosemoose2 Just go RTFM =)
<0> Goosemoose2 then you'll understand
<8> is there a reason somethign like var$x = $y would not work in a cl*** { }?
<0> Goosemoose2 I'll hand you the diaper, but you have to wipe your own *** and put it on.
<8> and give unexpected T_VARIABLE
<0> Yo Cheap skate TML
<0> =)
<0> TML: Read this 600 page manual and tell me what it says
<0> Goosemoose Goosemoose2 Well, did you read it yet?
<5> Yeah, all 600 pages
<0> Goosemoose: no no silly bitch... http://us3.php.net/manual/en/function.header.php
<5> oh, i never saw that, must have been after i dropped
<5> hold on
<0> php manual is FAR more than 600 pages
<0> the manual *I* am reading is 600 pages and have NOTHING todo with internet at all
<0> !+search
<9> To EASILY search php website and manual --> http://php.net/WhateverYouWantToSearchForGoesHere
<7> Jymmmm: Those '*** manuals' are just garbage. :)
<0> FlamingCows: Does such a thing exist? You sound like an expert on the subject.
<7> I've only heard people mention them, and you seem like one of those kinda guys.
<10> *** manual?
<10> where?
<7> See?
<10> ;)
<10> i'm only interested in the pictures
<10> and maybe the technical specs
<0> FlamingCows I might consider WRITING one, but not reading such a thing.
<10> Jymmmm's *** manual in step by step pseudocode?
<10> oh yeah, this is the part where i run
<10> *runs*
<0> Page 1) Place your head between your leg PAge2) Kiss your *** goodbye PAge3) You've been fscked PAge 4) The End.
<7> Hah, I'd love to read the back cover of that. 'Jymmm shares his experiences with women, (well people dressed as women).'
<3> I change php.ini at Dynamic Extensions section
<3> extension=mysql.so; Added for MySql support
<3> TML: now what, it doesn' t work
<0> mysqlMan restart apache?
<11> hmm, whats the point of doing $LOGGED_IN = false; and then on the next line unset($LOGGED_IN);
<12> smelly Jymmmm
<7> Sacro: Paranoia.
<11> FlamingCows: thanks, thats what i thought too
<13> is there any easy way to search a file to see if a var is set and then display the var if it is set
<3> yes
<3> Jymmm: i restart apache
<3> Jymmm: is the another Tip?
<3> because i can't run mambo either
<0> mysqlMan Tequilia
<3> Jymmm: hehehehehe
<14> Jymmmm: do you use cURL? I'm trying to use it to login to a phpbb forum and its not working - i use cURL all the time but i seem to be running into problem with this
<14> Greg, i take it - your home now ?



<15> yeah
<15> believe-it-or-not
<14> Good Greg. Do you use cURL?
<15> nope
<14> dangit
<3> Fatal error: Call to undefined function mysql_connect()
<14> did you include mysql_lib.inc?
<15> mysqlMan: does your php copy have mysql compatability compiled into it?
<3> i am using ubuntu
<14> phpinfo() | grep mysql
<14> ubuntu = ****S man
<14> go for suse if you want a stable bull**** os
<3> at Debian is the same problem
<14> or slack for maximum flexibility and diversity
<14> ubuntu = debian spin off
<14> kinda
<14> recompile mysql
<14> and php
<14> make sure to compile php --with-mysql
<15> yeah, I tried to use Ubuntu, it ****ed
<14> ./configure --with-mysql
<15> destroyed my HDD
<15> or just download the binary off of PHP.net, it should come with the mysql extension compiled into it
<3> destroyed your HDD?
<15> YES!
<3> why?
<15> idk
<7> Gasp!
<15> so now I'm back on Windows
<15> but with a bigger hdd :)
<6> how do I compile php script?
<15> what do you mean?
<15> you have written a PHP script? or you need to compile the PHP binary?
<16> this is random but anyone ever use Mame before
<15> no sry
<6> GregVernon, I want to make a php script into a binary executable
<16> lots of optionds
<15> uhm, PHP is a scripting language
<16> roadsend php compiler
<16> pecl.php.net bcompile
<16> and there a few other ****s here and there
<15> yeah, I always like having it in script, then calling PHP to execute
<17> other than to protect code, there is no need to comple it
<18> if I have an array like {'0' => 'foo', '2' => 'bar', '15' => 'baz'}, if I know that the key '2' is in the array how do I find out that '15' is the key of the next array element?
<19> Was asked on Apache to ask on PHP... in Konqueror, it's working fine, but in Firefox it's trying to get me to download the PHTML file. Why?
<0> !+at
<9> For Apache to be able to parse your .php files, you need to add this line to your config "AddHandler application/x-httpd-php .php". To make .phps files work too, you need to add "AddHandler application/x-httpd-php-source .phps" also. You must restart Apache after adding either or both of these lines.
<20> can include() accept https:?
<21> hey guys
<21> FATAL ERROR: Unable to parse SQL statement; ALTER TABLE phpbb_users ADD COLUMN user_showavatars tinyint(1) default '1'
<21> any idea to what this could mean?
<19> And this goes in the <ifmod apache-mime.c>?
<19> nxnxmox: You have a fatal error. It couldn't parse the SQL statement.
<21> how do i fix it
<19> nxnxmox: I think removing the quotes around the one should do it.
<22> nxnxmox: ask #phpbb
<21> no one is replying
<21> but...
<21> remove what quoets
<22> nxnxmox: your question has nothing to do with PHP
<22> nxnxmox: wait until someone does reply in #phpbb
<22> and no, freeone3000, that is not the problem
<19> "unable to parse sql statement" would lead you to believe that there's something wrong with the sql...
<22> freeone3000: right, and this is a PHP channel
<22> freeone3000: the fact that he's asking "what quotes", when there's only 1 set of quotes in what he pasted - should give you a clue as to why we don't help with code people didn't write themselves
<19> ...Yeah.
<0> nxnxmox We dont support phpbb in here, try #phpbb.
<23> i am getting a parse error with this code: http://pastebin.com/550642. can someone help me? the script just creates a little chat area.
<22> I need to buy a wallet with an RFID tag
<22> you're anti everything
<0> aidan such as?
<22> xml
<0> aidan with reason too.


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