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<0> [Karlprof]: Can hair-dryer fix that? :-0
<1> I'd hire that for a party
<2> my chest's been hurting pretty badly lately, my lower back too :P
<2> i quit smoking though :P
<2> go me
<3> I'll never start smoking
<0> jiggster: Yeah. I kinda hate smokers.
<3> Being a non-smoker is far superior
<3> We get better health
<2> well give me some credit jeesus :P
<2> i quit. go away
<3> Our ***hair grows longer
<2> like me no!
<2> now*
<2> oh yay like i need longer *** fuzz
<3> Our hair combs itself



<4> I quit ages ago, I'm on the I-hate-smokers bandwagon too
<1> SAME
<1> oops, same :)
<4> I was on the ****-you-and-let-me-smoke bandwagon before that, so I can't take myself too seriously
<0> [Karlprof]: Not really about getting better health, thanks to those smokers.
<2> cool i'm among haters
<2> and hypocrites :p
<3> I don't hate you, jiggster
<3> I don't like people who make no effort to give up, though
<0> jiggster: Not let's-kill-smokers kind of hate. Just dislike them.
<2> i only smoked two years though, which isnt as bad as like... 10, 20, etc
<1> 2 years, hardly much to give up :)
<2> i disagree
<0> jiggster: Good going anyway.
<2> i probably have an ounce of tar in my lungs, it doesnt take much to screw yourself up smoking even if you don't notice anything
<5> is there a website which lists what all the resuirce id types are?
<4> Darkstar: yes, check the appendicies in the manual
<5> ok thanks
<5> that didn't help as much as i thought it would...How can I check if a call to mysql_query() returns an empty result set
<2> *sigh*
<0> Darkstar: mysql_num_rows() mysql_affected_row()
<5> nice, thanks a ton
<6> can someone help me how to access the value in this output, thanks http://pastebin.com/550891
<6> im trying to get the "Color"
<7> eric13: You're trying to get the string 'Color'?
<6> yes
<7> eric13: $array['attributes'][0]['option']
<6> k thanks
<7> eric13: Not that hard to figure out, really. You need to learn it.
<7> Try using var_dump(), it can help
<6> yeah i did,
<6> TML: thank you, it works
<7> Not going to last very long if he can't find his way through a fairly simple array
<8> =)
<9> TML: Do I smell sympathy today? :)
<10> hi
<11> hello peeps
<11> whats that site where i can paste some code for people to look at
<11> hello any one here that could help me with a prob
<10> look code
<10> look at code
<11> whee can i paste the code
<11> http://www.phpriot.com/2717
<11> check out link http://mumbo.pixelboxart.co.uk
<11> any ideas
<11> hi kristalino
<12> hi matthewcrane
<11> do ou think you could maybe help me?
<11> go to http://mumbo.pixelboxart.co.uk you'll see the errors then look at http://www.phpriot.com/2717 , i cant see where the problem is
<11> anyone in this room chatting?
<13> no
<11> hi mazza
<11> the rooms usually buzzin whats happened
<13> we're all on strike
<13> not being paid enough you see
<11> how come
<11> lol
<11> go to http://mumbo.pixelboxart.co.uk you'll see the errors then look at http://www.phpriot.com/2717 , i cant see where the problem is
<13> can't. on strike.



<11> you bein serious
<13> yes
<11> do you get paid for bein in this room
<13> yes
<11> who by
<14> Zend
<11> i thought it was just a publc thing
<15> ...
<15> theyre being silly
<13> now that sentence just made no sense
<11> whos bein silly
<13> AnarkiNet| is being silly
<13> he can't handle the truth.
<11> seriously could someone help me i got brain**** http://mumbo.pixelboxart.co.uk you'll see the errors then look at http://www.phpriot.com/2717
<13> i'm afraid we can't do that
<13> the workers union might get cranky at us going behind their backs
<11> ok
<16> pmsl
<13> oh my.
<13> i don't think causing people to piss themselves is very appropriate matthewcrane
<16> matthewcrane: Come and clean the mess you made me do on the floor.
<13> i think you should leave, you're frightening other customers
<7> matthewcrane: Error message seems pretty clear to me. /includes/includes/version.php doesn't exist
<11> i dont know what path to put in the config script nothing seems to work.
<11> my files are in a folder on the server, the foler is called mumbo
<17> Easily pleased.
<12> his even
<12> weeepeeee
<13> the union better get a cleaner in
<18> guys, i have a really frustrating problem
<13> damn.
<18> i've set up a function to execute a common query, that returns an array
<18> however, i want to p*** the name of the return array
<18> and i get ..
<18> Fatal error: [] operator not supported for strings in
<18> so like functionname('arrayreturnname')
<19> ...
<19> no quotes
<19> quotes means string
<18> so like functionname("arrayreturnname")
<19> array isnt string
<19> array is array
<19> not string
<19> so no quotes
<19> understand?
<18> so like functionname(arrayreturnname)
<18> tried that, still get the same ..
<20> er
<20> !+enter
<21> Don't use the enter key as puncuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<18> so like i'm doing function($name) and i want $name to be the value of the return array
<13> Stormchaser: heh.
<18> is this possible?
<19> Stormchaser I know ;) but I just had a feeling he'd understand it better that way
<20> mazza[W]: I hit up by mistake :/
<13> tsk tsk :P
<18> all i'm trying to do is name the return array
<20> return $array;
<22> Hello
<18> ?
<19> rusz why do you want to name the return array?
<18> let me explain ...
<18> i have a query which is common
<18> so i'm using a function, and p***ing relevant variables to the query
<18> ok..
<18> then inside the function i build an array of values $name[] = $row['variable'] etc


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