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<0> im using asterisk the open source pbx.
<1> I'm not either
<0> kthx
<2> /msg nickserv help
<3> Emma: /msg nickserv register <P***WORD>
<1> bubbleyum
<4> >< already registerd by someone else
<5> too bad i parked my site :p i just somethin nifty shifty
<2> pick another nick then
<3> Emma: /nick John
<1> or, you could use pastebin & be done by now ;)
<1> besides, if you pm me your code, I"m going to sell it on ebay
<2> cjaymes: and learn nothing new ?
<6> so.. am I trippin or was x64 asking about asterisk/vbscript in #php?
<7> my code would only sell for 2 cents if ur lucky lol
<6> I looked at his paste and it didn't look much like php *or* sql



<6> *sigh*
<6> g'night
<8> bubye
<7> cjaymes: I am registered now and msged ya... Please tell me you received it this time. lol
<1> yeah
<7> k lol
<3> cjaymes: Paste the code she sent on pastebin. :)
<7> lol, its already on pastebin! noooo
<7> Dont give him the link!!!
<1> heh
<1> I don't think he needs a link...
<7> Anyway, when I put the code in you sent me earlier. It shows the image cannot be found pic
<1> Emma1986, what does view source show?
<7> If you visit the link in the pastebin, I changed the code to what you told me to use earlier.
<1> umm, I don't see IMG_SRC anywhere that you would even replace it
<1> IMG_Path maybe?
<8> cjaymes line 109
<8> line 115
<1> I mean in the file she's replacing
<8> line 188
<1> mmm
<8> IMG_Path but that's about it
<7> What about img_path?
<1> IMG_SRC doesn't exist in the header file, so you can't replace it
<8> lol
<1> IMG_Path exists, so try replacing it
<1> I think you can do all of this much more easily
<7> lol wow, I cant beleive I did that
<7> Yeah it works now
<7> lolz
<1> btw
<1> as in 5 minutes easy
<1> if you have php-cli installed
<7> I had IMG_SRC testing it yesterday when I went to bed
<7> and changed it this morning then went to work, totally forgot I changed it
<7> hehe
<1> otherwise with ob_start & get
<1> gitrdone
<1> ohhhh, you're running it on a windows machine
<1> well, that would make php-cli a bit harder
<1> but not impossible
<1> line 143 doesn't do anything
<1> or something bad
<9> What is the best way to iterate through an array, while keeping track of how my iterations I have gone through?
<9> Should I do a foreach with my own counter?
<1> the global keyword imports a (already) global var inside a function
<1> slake, for with $i
<9> When I do a for(;$counter < sizeof($array);), I can't seem to reference keys inside an array by index
<9> for with.. ok
<1> for($i = 0; $i < count($array); $i++)
<3> slake: for ( $i = 0; $i < count($array); $i++ ) { }
<1> first post!
<9> ok, but, after that..
<9> can I access each element with $array[$i]?
<1> $i is your # of iterations -1
<1> yes
<9> Ok, because I was having problems
<9> ok
<1> I need to go to sleep
<1> not tired tho



<3> cjaymes: Get some.
<1> oooo, that's a good idea
<1> oh wait
<8> cjaymes shot of brandy will do the job
<1> none here
<1> no brandy, but liquor makes me a bit hyper
<8> what, no *** or no brandy?
<1> no...***
<1> be sure to write your congressman to make prostitution legal
<5> alright, i finally finished a workable version
<1> err, make that congresswoman
<5> this is where all my hard work putting TZ's into a database starts showing :p
<5> http://68.147.216.59:8080/castworks/index.php
<8> cjaymes: Actually, it should be legal, like in Amdsterdamn
<1> I'm in US
<8> cjaymes but then they politions wont get any kickbacks if it was legel.
<8> legal
<1> sure they will; more
<1> for making it legal
<8> cjaymes No, they wont. They make more money having it illegal like drugs, because they can sieze homes and cars.
<1> hmm
<1> I suppose you have a point
<8> sad but true.
<3> jiggster: Dump the database and send it to me. :)
<5> lol are you serious?
<5> that be proprietary :P blood sweat and tears
<3> jiggster: Yes. :)
<3> jiggster: Eww.
<5> http://68.147.216.59:8080/castworks/timezones.sql <- there ye go
<8> man, how gawddy can they get -->
<8> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4437038918&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_BIN_Stores_IT
<3> jiggster: Thanks. :)
<5> it's a bit of a mess
<5> doesnt handle America/North_Dakota/Center well
<5> or Indiana
<5> but meh
<5> it works.
<8> Ok, if you wanted a "MAnly Man's Mirror" what would you want on it (besides nakkid chicks)?
<3> Jymm: Half naked chicks? :)
<8> tws: Nah... Nobody would pay for that.
<5> i should go to a skin bar sometime
<5> :P
<3> jiggster: What's a skin bar?
<5> nudey club
<8> nudy bar
<5> stripper club
<3> Oh. Okay.
<5> "The French Maid" - oh yeah.
<5> havent been for a while, i miss the "games" *devilish grin*
<3> What about `Naughty Nurse`? :)
<5> never heard of it :p
<8> jiggster: http://BunnyRanch.com/
<5> mmm
<8> jiggster Yeah... "Boink Your Favorite Porn Star"
<5> lol
<9> Is there any reason that php wouldn't ever reach the end of a file?
<3> slake: Error.
<9> This one line pins apache
<9> while(!feof($fp)) {
<9> I am trying to read a small flat file line by line
<10> Er.
<10> flat?
<3> slake: Paste the code at pastebin.com
<11> Does anyone do anything to drop the favicon.ico's from their 404 log?
<5> i was going to :P
<5> too lazy :\
<5> i just put in a generic favicon :P
<12> ok guys, what did I do wrong? http://sig.phpwned.com/cdizzle is the original version http://sig.phpwnedv2.cdizzle.px4ce.net:55555/cdizzle is the new version. Uses the same fonts, and sizes but doesnt seem that way
<12> i just recompiled php 5.1.2 with:
<12> ./configure --without-sqlite --without-pdo-sqlite --with-gd --with-mysql --with-mysqli --with-zip --with-zlib --with-bzip2 --with-ftp --enable-sockets --with-curl --with-mbhash --enable-mcrypt --with-magic-quotes --without-register-globals --with-apxs=/usr/local/apache/bin/apxs --with-ttf --with-xml --with-xslt --with-pear --with-gettext --enable-bcmath && make && make install && /usr/local/apache/bin/apachectl restart
<12> come on haha. this room has 400 ppl and not one will respond!!!
<11> cdizzle: we're probably all pondering what this has to do with PHP
<11> your links don't seem to work, either
<12> they sorta work off and on like every other minute idk what


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