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<0> oh yeah you can change it
<1> nor is mysql
<0> **** :P
<0> forgot about that
<2> wanker
<0> haha awesome
<0> =D
<0> my bad
<0> the book is open on my lap on the page about that as well
<3> enygma, and you're not in #php.thinktank *because*? :P
<4> hey is there a better way to do this then commenting out all thos 's $cmx_c['favcolor']['list_tems'] = '\'red\',\'blue\',\'green\'';
<5> yes. Use "
<0> probably, but im scared to say something
<1> escaping out?
<3> BlackHaloBender, uh, you can nest " inside of ' and ' inside of "
<2> Davey|Work - because I didn't know about it?
<4> i need the value to be literally this: 'red','blue'.'green'
<3> enygma, thats not a very good excuse ;)
<4> if i nest the 's will go away
<1> " 'red' "
<5> That's a silly question.
<5> !+quotes
<6> Details on the usage of single and double quotes within PHP can be found at http://php.net/language.types.string
<7> $cmx_c['favcolor']['list_tems'] = "'red', 'blue', 'green'";
<4> thanks lynch
<4> duh
<4> been up for 30 hours
<4> sorry to bother ya
<4> sweet bot
<7> BlackHaloBender: Your penance is to actually READ the URL php-bot just posted.
<4> hahahahah
<4> ok
<4> ill actually do it
<5> BlackHaloBender: Yes, it purrs on request.
<4> even though I have read it countless times
<8> not good enough. we need to tie him to the wall and make him listen to vogon poetry.
<5> !+enter
<6> Don't use the enter key as puncuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<5> what the heck is "vogon"?
<7> BlackHaloBender: You'll learn something every time you re-read it. :-)
<4> Wow, that is amazing. This is the best bot ever.
<8> Stormchaser: google for it
<4> !+betterInBed
<7> Stormchaser: Bad guy from Douglas Adams books starting with Life, the universe, and everything.
<4> dang
<1> so, does anybody know about oci fetching offsets and rows?
<5> caffinated: ROFL!
<7> Can anybody recommend a FreeBSD command line debugger to run PHP source code to track down errors in PHP itself. Not my script. PHP. gdb would maybe work?
<4> i rewatched the film and i don't really hate it as much. In fact, I kindo flike it. DOes that make me a bad person?
<7> hyde12355: Yes. Well, somewhat.
<5> richardlynch: "xdebug"
<7> Stormchaser: Is x as in X-windows? The machine in question is server with no X :-(
<4> Shoot. I'll have to better myself by hating the new Phillip K **** film coming out.
<0> whats better? big boobs or small boobs?
<4> Ask the bot
<0> from a php coders point of view
<7> Squalleh: bare boobs.
<5> richardlynch: Xdebug. Google. NOW!
<1> do you know if it is better or worse (efficiency-wise) than using those parameters vs "select (select rownum, ...) where rownum between offset and offset+rows"
<4> !+boobs
<7> hyde12345: Probably better, since the query is run once, not every damn time.
<0> !bloobs
<0> wtf
<0> !boobs
<4> I'm starting to doubt the bot
<0> it doesnt know
<0> maybe the bot prefers the company of other bots
<5> next who abuses the bot in public will fly out
<9> I have a table full of users, I want to select a random user who matches a certain field, how do I best go about this?
<4> !+enter
<0> !abuse
<0> heh
<9> I'm trying SELECT id from users where $session['location']
<1> if it is a web page, can the statement persist across page requests?
<0> wow you werent joking
<7> lyric: select user from users where name like 'foo%' order by rand() limit 1
<10> Stormchaser Hey! This is fun!!!
<7> lyric: rand() may be random() in your SQL
<11> and they keep coming back too! :)
<9> k
<5> Squalleh: as you can see, I wasn't. Stop it.
<12> Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; de; rv:1.8.0.1)
<12> hm
<5> Jymmm: yeah ;)
<7> lyric: It's not super-random, like for a lottery or something... Don't do it if it MUST be true random.
<12> i wonder what kind of user agent is this
<0> !friends_again?
<13> Hello
<5> Jymmm?
<9> alright cheers
<13> which phpsites do you "use"?
<2> Jymmm?
<5> lol
<13> i mean... when looking for tech and news
<10> enygma ?
<7> hyde12345: I doubt that the cursor will persist. You'll have to benchmark on your hardware, your tables, your OS, in real-life scenario to know which is faster.
<5> Ashura: um... Google? php.net?
<13> i mean sites like phpbuilder.net
<2> Jymmm - what did he do that time?
<5> enygma: Abused the bot :P
<10> enygma mucking with the bot still <0> !friends_again?
<2> please....
<14> I'm with Jymmm
<5> me too
<2> seems a bit harsh to me
<15> does anyone know a decent way with a function in php to compare 2 dates (one date from a database and a date of birth), and return all the rows where a person is older than a certain age?
<10> enygma he was already warned twice
<14> enygma: I'm like the desert...harsh, unyeilding, and deeply beautiful once you get past the surface
<7> Sorry: To be crystal clear: I'm looking for a C debugger, most suitable for debugging PHP itself, not my scripts... I don't THINK xdebug does that, unless I'm mis-reading.
<2> awww....TML's pretty
<2> ;)
<14> heh
<10> lol
<14> richardlynch: gdb?
<14> richardlynch: That's what I've always used
<14> enygma: Too bad Pollita wasn't here for that. I think she would have enjoyed it more than most. :)
<5> TML: I thought gdb was abbandoned project...
<7> TML: I'll give it a shot. Other recommendations welcome!
<14> Stormchaser: What?!?!
<14> Stormchaser: Absolutely not.
<11> TML: Does that also mean the most fluid that enters you in a year comes from camel bladders ? ;)
<14> gdb is a core part of the GNU toolchain
<16> hey TML
<3> TML: have you see "Eternal Sunshine of a " ... and the name eludes me. Dammit. Anybody?
<14> Davey|Work: the Spotless Mind
<3> that's it :)
<14> Davey|Work: Yes. Loved it.
<5> bah... You're right... I was thinking about the php debugger... Sorry...
<16> general question... how was the first compiler compiled?
<3> I saw it for the first time last night, what an AWESOME movie
<14> b1n0ry: It's called "bootstrapping"
<11> b1n0ry: In ***embly.
<16> and what was the first programming language programmed in?
<3> b1n0ry, hardware :)
<10> b1n0ry flipping toggle switches
<11> b1n0ry: wires.
<14> b1n0ry: octal
<7> b1n0ry: It wasn't. Hand-written. Much like Rasmus first wrote PHP in Perl.
<17> pen and paper
<18> punch cards
<16> though mind boggling questions, eh?
<14> Jymmm's answer and mine are pretty much the same, just at difference levels. :)
<5> pen and paper is no fun... Unless you draw comics :)
<3> I have a better mind-boggling question...
<11> well, electrical programming language. One could make the ***ertion that slide rule algorithms constituted a 'language'.
<16> or play RPGs
<3> how do you throw away a garbage can? :/
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