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<0> does anyone actually buy viagra over the net btw?
<1> i've got 1000 different IPs
<2> IP != individual computer.
<0> ah right k
<0> fair enough
<1> |Clare|: no point in buying it :]
<0> yeah, randomly generate a number string or something
<0> haha, you'd think so wouldnt you :/
<1> did anyone read that pastebin post ^^ ?:))
<1> |Clare|: more better: "Type in a Chinese name:"
<1> :)))
<3> i have a problem with my PHP script... it works fine on apache but has problems with IIS, i get an HTTP 405 error... how can i find out what is causing this?
<1> Hal9000: googled it?
<0> im guessing its cos you're using IIS :P
<1> i found an answer straight away by typing "http 405"
<1> Hal9000: http://www.somacon.com/p126.php



<3> Drakas: thanks, i'm going to read this now :)
<0> on an unrealted note, msn 8.0b is a pile of wank
<4> |Clare|, that is very true
<1> why is it?;)
<1> i pretty much like it
<0> cos it crashes
<1> o_O
<0> when its not even doing anything
<1> maybe you don't know how to use it?
<1> |Clare|: I second that
<5> But if it's locally ?
<0> why cant they all have the same rendering engine/rules? would it really hurt that much
<4> |Clare|, have they ever been good ? :P
<6> ace_me: oh, local, yeah, just ob_start before you require the document
<6> ace_me: then ob_get_contents(); ob_end_clean();
<5> and include ?
<5> require
<6> ace_me: require/include same diff afaik
<6> ace_me: one requires, one includes
<6> ace_me: have you tried this yet?
<5> and should accept parameters ?
<5> It doesn't work up to now
<5> that's why I am asking
<6> ace_me: what do you mean parameters? just define a variable
<5> to be sure to insist
<1> ive got a very good idea on spam filter :D
<1> use the critical thinking method
<6> ace_me: an include file doesn't change scope
<1> it will automatically put in how the text is laid out
<5> require ('../svgrecreate.php?id='.$id.'&pag='.$pag);
<1> bye noW :D
<6> ace_me: i'm pretty sure that won't work. the query strings are handled by apache
<6> ace_me: or whatevre web server, a require request doesn't go through apache, but you don't need to use the query string to p*** parameters to an include, just define the variable $pag, and it will be in scope in the included file
<5> ok
<5> now I get it
<7> hi....what is the right way to put an array value into a mysql query? "select * from table where id = '$idArray['peter']'" <--- wont work because ' overlaps
<4> "select * from table where id = ". $idarrat['peter'];
<7> thanks
<8> "select" . $idArray['peter']
<4> what is the "best practise" way to make and use database cl***es ? as static cl***es or dynamic ones ?
<6> z1n^work: is static the opposite of dynamic in a programming context?
<9> z1n^work, typically you would have a DOO layer, ala propel or roll your own
<4> static = where you do not have and attributes
<4> basicly a static cl*** (its the right oop term yes) is a collection of methods and nothing more
<4> i made a db static cl*** which doesnt every have a $db = new db(); to be instanciated
<4> as a static cl*** does not have a constructor
<4> this here would be how i use my db cl***: foreach(DB::fetch("SELECT * FROM table") as $result) { echo $result["tablefieldname"]; }
<4> is this in anyway wrong ?
<6> but a non-static cl*** isn't called a dynamic cl*** is it?
<4> im not sure if it is but thats not the point :P
<6> dunno, i was just curious
<4> hehe ok mate
<4> saves me a few lines of code anyway
<6> z1n^work: i'd say the only thing that looks wrong with that method is that it transfers the entire query result into memory
<4> dools, doenst that depend on what the method actually does ?
<6> z1n^work: from your use of it there it looks like it returns a query as an ***ociatie array with one row per array element
<0> oh ****
<0> is there a case insensitive way of replacing strings in php 4.x?
<6> |Clare|: probably :-)
<0> thanks



<4> it does a mysql_fetch_array thing so yes :)
<6> z1n^work: this can be bad on big result set's
<4> but that wouldnt be any differnt from normal quest the old way ?
<4> with while($row = mysql_fetch_array())
<4> query*
<4> i can paste the contents of the fetch method if you like
<4> in the past site
<10> anyone reccommend any free php5 accelerators?
<1> how can you find out if a word is similar to another word?
<1> there was a function, i don't remember ;/
<6> z1n^work: you did foreach(DB::fetch('query') as $result), that means that DB::fetch() must return an array containing the entire result set
<6> Drakas: metaphone
<4> yes
<4> bascily
<4> but that is the same as $row = mysql_fetch_array no ?
<6> z1n^work: well if you do mysql_fetch_array($query) in a loop then only one row from the result set at a time is in memory
<0> You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '11:39:53' at line 1...
<0> can mysql error messages be any less useful?
<4> i do that in the method
<4> ill paste it 2sec
<1> thanks dools :)
<6> Drakas: np
<4> dools, http://rafb.net/paste/results/q8iCxh92.html
<1> dodo: what about word similarity, not in a way it "sounds" ?
<1> there was another i am sure
<6> Drakas: metaphone :-)
<6> Drakas: there's also soundex but it's not as good i don't think
<1> okey
<1> :}
<0> anyone kno why $postdate=date('y-m-d H:i:s'); throws up an error when ya try to put $postdate into a DATETIME column?
<4> you have to do it in quotes i think (not at all sure, just remember something about that)
<4> using int as datetype is much easier :P
<8> "FROM_unixtimestamp(".strtotime('now').")" check: php.net/strtotime and #MySQL
<8> if its mysql
<11> this line: if (!empty(array_values($clainfo))) is giving me an error of: [Wed Apr 12 11:47:02 2006] [error] PHP Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING, expecting T_VARIABLE or '$' in
<1> metaphone seems to doa good job !:D
<6> Drakas: it's pretty good
<1> awsome
<1> "V1a9RA" straight away differs from "\/1a9RA" ;]
<1> my system is gonna be a memory buster
<1> is there any way to merge two strings using it's "parent" string
<1> ?
<6> Drakas: levenshtein might be more appropriate
<1> like, 1: "H3LLO", 2: "HELL0", parent: "h3ll0" and to get "Hello"
<12> hi there
<1> seems interesting, dodo
<1> * dools
<6> haha
<13> Greets. I'm working on a UML cl*** diagram. I have a cl*** containing only static functions. This cl*** fetches an instance of an object in each of its functions using a Singleton cl***. I have added a 'dependency' connection between these two cl***es. But what ***ociation type should I use between the cl*** containing static functions and the cl*** of which I fetched an instance using the Singleton cl***? A dependency, a regular ***ociation, a composite ag
<13> gregation or a shared aggregation? I think I can rule out the last two options - but which of the two first?
<13> first two*
<1> soundex seems more useful
<14> haargh!
<12> i'm looking for a working solution for editing page content with so called bb-codes - anything decent to consider? also adding own tags would be nice..
<0> adding own tags is easy enough
<0> just write a big string function which replaces [b] with <b> and so on, the same can be done with pretty much anything you want....and replace < with &#6-; and > with &#62; to rip out html formatting
<0> is that what you meant?
<15> http://www.php.net/str_replace
<16> Is the best way of removing something from an ***ociative array =NULL;?
<14> unset($array['foo']
<14> )
<17> I can not seem to figure out why header('location: index.php'); isn't working.
<16> ahh, I knew there would be something
<16> thanks
<17> Ah, I know why.
<16> ....why is that not listed under array functions, by the way?
<16> Rather odd, if you ask me.
<14> scarfboy: send abuse to nforbes@php.net
<16> I know it's more general
<16> ...er?
<16> how's that?
<10> anyone recommmend any php5 accelerators?
<14> nforbes is a prick who wont listen to anybody about the manual maintenance, tell him I sent you
<16> I use eaccelerator beause it didn't complain about the mpm I was using


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