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<0> that was crazy
<1> hahaha
<2> *mumbles something*
<1> wtf?
<1> Stormchaser: uhh... he just rejoined?
<2> yes, and?
<0> so, anyone here know GD and wanna lend a helping hand?
<1> didn't you just ban him? or was that a mute... i can never tell... both say ban
<3> Gimp_: he was silenced (the %)
<2> That's what you get, if you're drawing a comic...
<0> i'm reading the FM, but can't figure out how to do what i'm, trying to do
<1> ah ok
<2> adrian: If you are inable to read the channel guidelines, that you have nothing to say anymore.
<2> hi, piera!



<2> s/inable/unable
<4> Hey Stormchaser
<4> what a travesty
<3> woho! he's msging me :|
<5> Message me adrian !
<2> Meltir: What he said?
<3> dunno, id have to disable my irssi script :P
<2> lol
<0> I know it's not allowed to hire people in this channel, so is it allowed to run "contests"? I would like to run a contest where people have to create a very simple GD script for me, and the winner makes $100... is that ok stormchaser? :]
<2> Monkey_b: no.
<0> damnit
<3> Stormchaser: I am sorry by the way, did not realize against
<3> the rules.
<3> (thats a paste :p)
<4> I can't believe Chris got eliminated
<2> piera: Who's Chris?
<4> american idol hahhaa
<2> piera: Meaning I didn't miss anything...
<2> :)
<5> Stormchaser: So true \o/
<2> lol
<4> Stormchaser: doesn't matter the other contestants.. just chris was just so good hehehe
<5> Was he the one people thought was gay?
<2> o...kay...
<4> Zule: no Chris was the rocker
<5> Ah, oh well.
<6> piera: You watch american Idol? *smack* BAD! You are the weakest link, good-bye.
<2> lol
<3> lol
<7> Can anyone recommend a good beginner PHP + XML tutorial, I seem to be confusing myself here
<4> Pollita: hahaha I can't help I'm addicted heheh
<4> wait till Canadian Idol starts..
<5> I'm in the UK, so I'm saved :)
<8> hey guys, I have a webpage that is in the process of being trasfered to godaddy. There is a public_html folder that has all the website (php) in there, but it doesn't look like you can use that as the docroot, is there any way to create a index script that will redirect to the public_html/index.php script without showing the public_html in the address bar?
<9> morning all, i have a slight problem with mail(); apache and php but im not quite sure where im going wrong anyone have general knowledge of custom servers?
<9> Boukensya: tried using header(location:); ?
<3> firefly2442: php.net/xml_writer php.net/xml_reader (i think it was)
<8> lilg, I don't know php, I just need to know if it is possible (so I can tell the guy making the website) to do it
<9> try
<8> cool
<8> thanks (:
<9> where is the redirect file being placed, and where is the new stuff?
<10> Oops. Howdy
<3> bubblenut: mod_rewrite if you get an apache based service.
<7> Meltir, thanks, I will read that
<9> Boukensya: where is the redirect file being placed, and where is the new stuff?
<11> Hmm, can someone tell me why people have image verifications? They have it so that people cannot have automated sign ups, right? Why not make sure the HTTP_REFERER is correct from the previous form? And send the method via POST ...
<5> foo: Because both of those can be done via automated scripts :)
<6> Because it's trivial to fake an HTTP_REFERER
<3> foo: HTTP_REFERER can be faked
<11> Ah, ok.
<5> Simple perl script can do it
<6> And it's trivial to send automated POSTs
<9> what's the best way to avouid automated signups?
<6> Or a PHP script for that matter :)
<5> Or simple php one no doubt.
<11> Right, I know posts can be automated. Didn't know about HTTP_REFERER
<5> Image verification system.
<3> lilg: image challenge :)
<5> HTTP_REFERER comes from the client, so it's evil by default.
<9> ha:P



<12> Hi - I have a flat-file database, where records are separated by \n, and fields by ;. Are there any PHP libraries/PEAR stuff for using SQL on this thing?
<6> foo: ini_set('user_agent', "PHP\r\nReferer: http://whatever/foo";);
<6> There I just turned on referer faking
<9> nice ;)
<11> Pollita: Interesting. Thanks.
<9> wondering if you guys can help debug a mail(); problem i have
<8> lilg, redirection is from the root of the website and redirecting to public_html/index.php
<5> vague! Tel us what the problem is :)
<3> lilg: what errors are you getting ?
<13> lilg: ok, if you tell me if there's a way to apply an instance method of a cl*** to every item in an arrray
<3> f00li5h: foreach ?
<13> Meltir: i was hoping for something better ...
<9> Meltir: not getting any errors, not sending mail :) simple as...
<11> Pollita: May I private message you?
<13> array_map would have been nice
<13> (but appears to not work like that)
<9> Meltir: on another server its fine, im wondering if i havent installed the right package for it. anyway to debugg the mail to tell me why its not sending?
<13> lilg: are you just using the mail function?
<9> f00li5h: yes mail(); ill copy my script now
<13> lilg: don't do that
<3> lilg: check phpinfo - the sendmail stuff. there should be something in the servers error logs
<13> lilg: if you've got the arguements to the funciton right
<13> then the only thing is that you're not running a mail daemon
<6> lilg: Make a wrapper program and point sendmail_path at it
<6> Make sure what PHP is trying to send looks valid
<3> lilg: also - error_reporting(0) should give more insight
<9> Meltir: im trying to check the server logs in /var/log/apache2 but not making sense :)
<9> Meltir: error reporting was what i was looking for. *opens vim*
<6> sendmail_path = "cat - >> /tmp/mail.log" should do the trick
<3> ini_set("display_errors","1"); may also be required iirc
<9> woah, easy guys :) im no pr0 at this php stuff :)
<3> lilg: give it time :)
<9> ill try now...
<14> hello
<14> earthlings!
<0> anyone here familiar with GD and image manipulation/resizing?
<14> http://pastebin.com/710666 <-- can somebody correct this pls? i have a file try.csv with three columns in a row separated by " my problem is i want to store it in an array but it didnt display field2 nor field3 yet all are p***ed to field1.i need help
<15> what this code means? $_GET['mode']
<15> what mode means?
<0> it means the 'mode' element in the GET array
<9> ok, start with the basics this seems right yes? http://www.lilg.co.uk/test.phps
<15> -_-
<4> gasfart: lovely irc name
<14> thanks piera
<14> ;)
<4> your welcome heheh
<9> Meltir: got any ideas? http://www.lilg.co.uk/test.phps
<14> my name will surely make you alive and kicking
<6> lilg: Did you try the sendmail_path logging?
<16> is it possible to make a php file that acquires the user and p*** from a .htaccess?
<6> ZEUGMA: yes
<9> Pollita: what was the sendmail path again?
<16> not from the .htp***wd file
<6> http://www.php.net/manual/en/ Look under features/authentication
<16> from the actual logged user through the .htaccess method i mean
<6> lilg: sendmail_path = "cat - >> /tmp/mail.log" should do the trick
<16> how can php know which user and p*** from the .htp***wd really entered?
<6> ZEUGMA: You can keep doubting me or you can look at the ****ing manual
<16> what part of the whole manual?
<6> OPEN YOUR ****ING EYES
<16> i would know how to get the user and p*** from the .htp***wd file
<6> I'm not going to do all your thinking for you.
<6> I told you where to look in the manual
<6> If you're too stupid to read, that's your problem
<16> but i don't see how it can know which user from all the users in the file was identified
<9> Pollita: unexpected = in syntax? i checked it...?
<6> fine.
<16> i know the manual exists and i use it often
<16> i'm just asking if this is possible
<16> i'm not asking how to do it
<17> anyone delt much with php and segfaults??
<9> Pollita: "fine" was that to me?


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