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<0> GA == jesus land
<1> not to mention the fact that i have a playboy subscription
<1> that gets delivered in the mail
<2> Nah, too many freaks in GA, winmutt and Deliverance... nuf said.
<3> lol
<4> lol
<4> SQueel
<1> never claimed to be normal
<5> AcidReign, i dont have a php4 box to test it on so i will just take your word for it
<6> vestige: you can see the result right there.
<1> atleast there is plenty of eyecandy here



<1> cant deny that
<6> vestige: I'm showing you the test
<0> google : jesus whack hammer
<1> sse2: google hewbrew hammer
<6> vestige: would you like a phpinfo() below that?
<5> AcidReign, i see it and admit your right
<5> AcidReign, dude you were right you can stop with the ego
<1> all hail acidreign
<3> *blink*
<1> curses
<6> winmutt: Stop your trolling, or leave
<3> winmutt: Don't./.. Just... Don't...
<0> http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=es&lr=&q=jesus+jackhammer
<0> thats offensive
<2> so is winmutt, but... well, you know
<1> Stormchaser: jymmm is making me do it i cant help myself
<3> okay
<7> hello?
<1> yes
<7> just wonderin, seems awefully quiet
<8> It's not quiet anymore :)
<9> Sandbende: Better than the alternative...
<2> RagingStorm QUIT TROLLING or winmutt is gonna get booted!
<9> LOL
<10> hehe
<8> Jymmm: Okay, okay... Let's smoke a piece pipe :)
<1> piece?
<9> Peace!
<10> georgia!
<8> I wrote what?!? *hides in shame*
<1> are statics case sensitive?
<9> winmutt: Yes.
<2> statics? like defined?
<9> winmutt: Whoops. I was thinking constants... I'll make my answer: Probably. Should be.
<2> constants are case sensative
<1> like defined
<11> [richardlynch]: the html get's painted fine, but the php rm deletes the img, before the browser can dl it, i guess i'll sleep 1 or similar!
<1> uppercase makes my eyes bleed
<1> PDO::ATTR_DEFAULT_FETCH_MODE i love how this is listed in the documentation but isnt valid
<9> aec27: Don't count on sleep(1) for browser speed. You can't nuke the image until after the browser has got ALL of it. That could take minutes on slow dialup.
<11> fair one
<9> aec27: But if the 'rm' is in a script that actually spits out the image data, you'd be okay...



<1> are you using gd or something to create images?
<9> winmutt: He wants to nuke tmp images after delivery to browser.
<1> why doesnt he just stream the data?
<1> why put it on the disk at all?
<9> winmutt: At least, he wanted that half an hour ago...
<9> winmutt: I'm trying to lead him down that path, but...
<11> ok, so how does the streaming bit work then?!
<1> aec27: u just output the image stream to the browser after specifying a content-type
<1> aec27: where do the images come from
<12> what do you think about doing all the error handling with exceptions?
<9> aec27: After you do whatever to make the image, don't save it to disk. Just do: header("Content-type: image/jpeg"); imagejpeg($image);
<2> !+u
<13> Surely you mean 'you', not 'u'? The letter 'u' is not a personal pronoun. Talking like this in ##php may get you silenced. For details, /msg php-bot aolbonics
<1> Thanks for the good work pierre, lazy coders, like myself, will benifit
<1> from this.
<9> jiriki: I think it's icky, but if YOU like it, go right ahead.
<1> er
<1> damn middle button
<12> richardlynch: mm, what do you mean by that :)
<8> *rawr*
<11> winmuttimg's are src'don the server i want to mess around with them, without leaving crud behind
<11> cheers richardlynch
<9> jiriki: What part of "icky" do you not get? :-)
<1> src'd?
<11> yeah big fat raw files sitting on the server
<12> richardlynch: I mean I got my error handling cl***
<1> Jymmm: having been told that a million times i still do it.. old habits are hard to break
<12> richardlynch: the stupid thing about exceptions is that you have to catch all of them :p
<1> aec27: where do they come from?
<8> winmutt: okay, then you'l be either muted or booted the next time you do it... Without warning.
<14> hgoods
<9> jiriki: I dunno. Isn't there a generic "ANY" exception to catch? There was in Lisp. :-)
<1> RagingStorm: i can accept that i am not perfect
<12> richardlynch: well I mean you cant ignore them :p
<11> i've uploaded then from my camera
<12> richardlynch: but yes, you can catch all the exceptions with one statement
<12> richardlynch: but usually some low-level cl*** like File Handling cl*** is the last one to know what to do about an error :)
<9> jiriki: And then you end up with some other cl*** doing not what you want to handle an error, and it's a big snake-pit. yes. That's what I meant by "icky" :-)
<9> aec27: And you want them to disappear after one person sees them?
<11> [richardlynch]: no, i'm just crap at explaining myself, i want to apply imgmagic stuff to them, and delete the effort immediately, otherwise i'll clog the server up and i don't have much space
<1> sigh
<11> ;)
<12> richardlynch: well there's that
<15> Is anybody decently familiar with XML/XSLT/XPath that my be able to help me out? I feel like I've been struggling a bit, but I'm not sure if it's the PHP or the XML that's the problem :(
<1> aec27: just stream the outpout from imagemagic and delete teh file as soon as its loaded with image magic
<16> this OO conversation on internals is getting pretty active, should i be participating?
<17> fast question: I need to install oracle client with php 4.3.9 in our server centos 4.2, in this server we have installed oracle 8i, but what we need to install for to work with php?
<9> aec27: Make a script to do the imagemagick stuff, *AND* spit out the result Image, and then nuke the temp files. Name that script with .php, and put THAT as your image tag. <IMG SRC=do_image_magick_and_nuke_tmp.php
<18> hmm
<8> itrebal: no.
<18> this chan is huge
<16> RagingStorm: can you give me the jist real quick?
<19> Yes, indeed it is.


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