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<0> seeing as how i eat cashews from africa and my chair was made in malaysia
<1> women are better at giving birth than men... is that ***ist??? i think not
<1> and given my recent dealing with female owned cars... they are aweful car owners
<1> ill make sure my daughter can change her own oil
<2> lol
<1> my wife just merely topped off the honda and that cost $2g
<2> is that a *** joke?
<1> no
<1> jesus
<2> sure it isn't
<2> you sicko
<1> trolling?
<2> not really.
<2> just a pervert :)
<1> i did get a lap dance from a mother daughter combo at the bachelor party
<3> winmutt: What?! Grandma wasn't invited?



<2> anyone hear about that actress that got stabbed?
<2> hrm.. her name was.. uh...
<2> reese..
<2> reese something..
<3> dela reese?
<2> no no
<2> reese... something
<2> began with a w i think
<3> reese witherspoon
<2> NAH, WITH A KNIFE
<2> it's better when you just say the last name :\
<3> I knew a bad joke was coming....
<4> DUMB*** -----> blind <----- DUMB***
<1> ?
<1> good to see we are keeping to the channel topic
<2> You put way too much work into that
<1> no kiddign
<5> How would I use php to email a form?
<1> kai_wp: php.net/mail
<2> the mail()
<2> function
<5> is it really just 'mail($to, $subject, $body)'?
<1> something like that
<1> rtfm
<2> lol
<6> can anyone help me with a sorting problem? my code used to work fine but the server switched from php4 to php5 and now my data doesn't get sorted anymore at all
<5> whoah, its alot simpler than I thought. cool. Thanks! :D
<2> there's a whole manual on it?!?!#<
<7> kai_wp, Yes, but you have to have support on your server too. Read php.net/mail which was pasted earlier.
<5> ok
<6> I'm using array_multisort() and it's not giving me any error messages, so I have no idea what is going on
<1> ijwyn: error_reporting(E_ALL);
<8> I am trying to pull a user/p*** protected image from another server. the linux command [wget --http-user=user --http-p***wd=p***word "http://server/image.jpg";] works. How would I implement this in php?
<1> Quentusrex: cURL
<9> What is the format so that i can have an if statement across code breaks w/out using curly brackets? Like, <?PHP if (1): ?> hey <?PHP endif; ?>
<1> why not use curly brackets?
<1> i dont think u can in php
<1> this isnt perl you know
<9> winmutt, ive seen it used before
<1> slide: ternary
<9> huh?
<1> slide: php.net/ternary
<9> k
<8> anybody know how to <?php include"http://server/image.jpg"; ?> when the server requires a user/p*** to access the image?
<2> if
<10> anyone know a way to output a pages html source inside of itself somewhere?
<11> Quentusrex: http://user:p***@server/image.jpg/
<8> richardlynch I'll give that a try. thanks
<6> winmutt: wow... nice one... it reports way too many errors to be useful though, hrmm
<11> [sellout]: echo "<pre>"; readfile($_SERVER['PHP_SELF']; echo "</pre>";
<10> in other words perhaps have the contents of view-source:http://myurl.com outputted somewhere inside another page?
<10> <looks>
<11> [sellout]: echo "<pre>"; echo file_get_contents('http://myurl.com'); echo "</pre>";
<12> [sellout]: http://php.net/highlight_file
<10> richardlynch that should suit my needs well, however can i have that outputted to yet another varible so i cna include it in an eof
<8> richardlynch, when I execute that command I get what looks to be the character version of the image.
<11> [sellout]: Yes.
<10> what im trying to do is the insane, have a pages html source code as a semi visible background of a page
<10> i can do it in css just fine, i just need to pipe the source into my html eof
<11> Quentusrex: header("Content-type: image/jpg"); http://php.net/header



<10> $source = file_get_contents('http://myurl.com');
<10> ?
<10> then just have <pre> $source </pre> inside my eof
<10> right?
<11> [sellout]: Yes. You will probably maybe want to use http://php.net/htmlentities as well...
<11> [sellout]: eof === EOF === End Of File? What the heck are you talking about? Never mind. I don't care. You can put $source wherever you want it to go.
<12> of course, you wouldn't need to if you use the internal function for source highlighting. it's there for the purpose of displaying source code.
<8> so the commands: header("Content-type: image/jpg"); include"http://server/image.jpg";
<8> should work?
<10> thanks richardlynch :-)
<12> Quentusrex: don't use include unless you're including something that has php source in it which you need interpreted by the parser.
<8> ok
<12> Quentusrex: if you just want to dump a file, use readfile()
<8> I want to pull a p***word protected image off of a different server,
<8> and display it on a page that visitors are allowed to see
<11> Quentusrex: file_get_contents() is good for that. include() is bad for that.
<12> richardlynch: not if you're just dumping it, and have no need to store it in a string.
<8> that would give me the file in a string,
<8> I need to be able to output the jpg
<11> Quentusrex: A JPEG *is* just a big long string, really...
<12> technicly you could output the string after, but it's a waste of memory.
<8> then how to I take the string and turn it back into a jpg?
<12> Quentusrex: write it to a file? output it? just because it's a string does not mean it isn't image data.
<11> Quentusrex: The header() forces the browser to interpret it as a JPEG. And caffinated is right, readfile() would be even better. include() is just really really bad.
<8> so,
<8> header(...) readfile(http://user:p***word@server/image.jpg); should work?
<12> Quentusrex: ***uming you quoted the URL, sure.
<8> yeah, I'll have the url quoted
<8> brb, I'll test it out
<8> it says cannot modify headers, already sent out
<13> !+headers
<14> If you are getting error like "Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /path/file.php:1)" it means you've got some output before your header() call or starting a session. *No* output can be sent. that includes whitespace (outside of <?php and ?>) and any (X)HTML. You can also use output buffering
<8> ok,
<8> I think I have something wrong
<13> No! Really?
<8> ha... ha.. stormchaser...
<8> I moved the header part to the beginning of the page that is suppose to display the image to the use
<8> user*
<8> that doesn't seem to be the write thing
<8> how to I get php to display the jpeg from the address "http://user:p***word@server/image.jpg"; without giving away the user and p***word and the server address?
<15> SoapClient.cl***.php -- what package does that belong too? google turns up hundreds of results of different OSS projects, but i need to know what the master cl*** is
<11> Quentusrex: The browser should not see the p***word if you've done things correctly...
<13> Quentusrex: With sessions.
<16> Quentusrex: use header() and libCurl
<16> or readfile or whatever....
<8> readfile seems to give me the string version of the image
<16> you are not altering header then
<8> how to I convert the string back to an image I can output?
<8> which header do I alter?
<16> its not in string format you need to send a header to say its a image.
<8> ok,
<8> how do I alter the sent header?
<16> Quentusrex: header('Content-type: image/gif'); for example
<16> Quentusrex: http://uk2.php.net/header
<17> anyone recommend a good host for PHP5 sites?
<8> ok, when I put that before the command readfile("...."); it states that it is not able to change the header
<16> Quentusrex: please pastbin it, I bet you are outputting stuff before sending the header....
<13> Quentusrex: php-bot told you, WHY.
<8> where is the pastebin?
<13> !+pastebin
<14> Submit your code to http://hashphp.org/pastebin or http://cpp.sourceforge.net or http://php.pastebin.com then tell us the URL and a summary of the problem. Don't flood by pasting in the channel.
<18> !+pastebin
<11> Quentusrex: You MUST put the header as the very very very first line of code, with NO spaces in front.
<16> richardlynch.... wtf spaces don't matter inside the php tags....
<8> i did that, but I have the readfile("..."); later in the page
<11> row: NO spaces in FRONT of the <?php tag.
<16> just ****ing pastebin the code.....
<13> richardlynch: I think he is doing something *badly* wrong
<11> Quentusrex: We don't care WHERE the readfile() is.
<16> thats why he should just pastebin it
<8> it'll take me a second to pastebin
<8> I have to get access to copy the file
<8> and transfer it to this computer over usb stick
<16> should take all of 1sec.... its not rocket sci copy+paste+enter copy+paste+enter is all it takes


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