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<0> it's
<0> ....
<0> echo "<br>unix time start: " . time(); /* here's my code which causes the problem */ echo "<br>unix time finish: " . time();
<0> that's where the output comes from
<1> you need some kinda debugger so you can set break points and such and look at where its going wrong
<2> anyone from here knows html or php , i need an little help pls .. if anyone can make me an banner pls !
<1> no this is not a php channel and no way is it a html, its asp.... ;)
<2> nobody can help me..
<2> i made an banner but not good at all
<0> lol.. }MatriX{: how much do you pay?
<2> my life
<3> nothing we can do really, perhaps a large sitemap is the problem, no clue what your doing, parsing urls or some****
<3> somewhere your **** is destroting something :) its not a session problem
<0> moosey: I've an iterative function



<3> maybe your outta memory if you think your code is perfec
<0> er
<0> recursive
<0> hrmm..
<0> I'll try that
<3> default is 8mb in php.ini
<4> hi everyone
<5> Hi y***ine.
<0> moosey: yeah
<4> i created a file constant.php where i have something like $var1=value1 ... $varN=valueN and i includes the constant.php in an other file dynamic.php can i then calls $var1 .. $varN from the dynamic file ??
<0> moosey: ini_set("memory_limit","400M"); doesn't help either
<0> :/
<0> ow, **** me.. I don't understand this
<3> check out my computer
<3> http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/images/pumpkin_shell.jpg
<4> eml, any idea about my question please ?
<6> anyone experiencing frequent and repeated segfaults with pdo?
<0> lol
<0> is it a real pumpkin, moosey?
<7> y***ine: for sure
<5> y***ine, Yes, you can do that.
<0> vouti: fo shizzle
<0> ma nizzle
<3> yup and a real computer
<8> hi, I'm looking for a framework with MVC, similar to Ruby on Rails but of course in PHP, any good hints of where to find it?
<5> y***ine, require 'constant.php'; echo $varN;
<0> moosey: how do you keep it fresh? :)
<4> thanks you guys!
<3> who needs a 250.00 case when you got a nice cool pumpkin
<3> we keep it in the fridge lol
<3> http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/images/HPIM0138.jpg
<9> hey guys is there a chan to ask SQL questions in. (its for a php page).
<3> http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/images/HPIM0142.jpg
<0> moosey: lol :)
<3> ok last one
<3> http://www3.uark.edu/bkst/pumpkin/images/HPIM0163.jpg
<9> moosey: you have too much time!
<9> Ive just inserted a record into a table. The ID field auto increments. Can I get the ID field returned, there isnt really anything I can search by thats unique
<10> Gordo: what RDBMS
<9> unless I create a timestamp and use this....surely there is a better way.
<3> mysql_last_insert_id()
<3> err
<9> mySQL
<7> moosey: looool
<3> mysql_last_insert
<11> row: still problem,
<11> row: the script in a function doesn't work
<1> whats the function meant to do?
<3> dammit im wrong again
<1> can you pastebin it?
<3> last_insert_id();
<9> moosey: thanks. im learning new functions every day :)
<3> and your next question will be, what if someone else inserts into the db
<3> the answer is, don't worry its session based, so will only return that scripts last insert
<9> naaa, its only a uni project so im not too worried about that situation....but if i was the answer would be something along the lines of?
<9> ahh too fast...
<0> moosey: doesn't your computer rot away? :)
<11> row: yep, w8
<3> we dried it very good first but it's starting to stink
<9> moosey: muchos gracias, your a life saver
<11> row: http://phpfi.com/117287



<11> row: f.. w8, i think i found it :D
<11> row: my fault, it's working
<11> :D
<11> sorry :D
<1> Marcin: why are you not using preg_replace?
<11> row: a mistake with variables :d
<11> hmm
<11> well i dunno why i'm not using that :d
<1> it would be faster....
<12> anyone know how to output an ods toan html table?
<11> erm
<11> hm
<11> i forgot one function :/
<0> krisp: what's an ods toan?
<12> file :P
<12> sorry
<12> feeling ill today
<11> what is the name of a function that will remove the elements like : <i>, <u> from html code?
<12> openoffice cal docyment :P
<12> Marcin striptages
<11> krisp: thx :D
<13> I have an if statment which says if ($process == %2B) etc although the part where is has %2B is creating an error the reason for the %2B part is that i am just translating that form a GET to a + does anyone know how to make php like the %2B part of this small piece of script
<0> krisp: get some sleep, dude
<0> :P
<12> i'm ill - not tired :
<12> O
<12> :P
<0> krisp: kind of the same :)
<1> striping removes them out right does it not?
<12> yuh huh
<14> i really need help since i cant mange to do that in regex.. i have a form <input type="submit" value="Submit dkhfsdkhfksd"> looks like this the value can be without the quotes with 1 quote or with 2 quotes like in the exmple, i need to get the value but i really busting my head off.. thanks
<14> value location can be changeable like this <input value="Submit dkhfsdkhfksd" type="submit">
<14> what i have so far is this.. but without no luck <input[\s\S]*?value=["\']?([\s\S]*?)["\']? [\s\S]*?>
<0> moosey: arggg.. I found the problem
<15> mrtechguy: ... %2B is a string, quote it like a string?
<13> double or single?
<0> I've so many iterations and all that I missed a header("location: " somewhere, which apparently is called
<3> :)
<3> always ***ume your wrong
<13> here it is
<11> row: ok now it's working perfectly :D
<13> http://pastebin.ca/55078
<3> i know too many good coders now working at mcdonalds because of self righteousness :)
<13> moosey: why would coders be working at mc donalds
<0> eheh
<16> lol
<3> cuz i fired them :)
<1> ian: '/\<input type="submit" value=(?:"(.+)"|\'(.*)\'|(.*))>/iU'
<13> ok
<3> too lazy to test their ****, write 200 lines of code without testing, then i get the rest of the week telling em how stupid they were
<15> mrtechguy: I suggest reading the manual
<1> and if you don't have to match submit you can simply replace it with a non capturing .*
<13> the manual is very very very logn
<1> er
<3> since im the one who gets the go thru all their code, they usually have 1 bug per function
<0> moosey: it's not that.. it's a cl*** I have for a long time, which I expand all the time
<17> PHP looses my $_SESSION during payment transactions ... it goes: mysite -> payment portal -> my site .... and when it comes back, nothing is inside $_SESSION any more
<1> ian: '/\<input(?:.*)value=(?:"(.+)"|\'(.+)\'|(.+))>/iU'
<13> I really don't have 10 years to read the manual
<0> moosey: so then I forget what is exactly done under the hood, as it works fine
<3> yereth, whats funny is when i came in, the first thing i WAS going to say, was header
<15> mrtechguy: that's excellent, because it certainly doesn't take 10 years to read
<17> anyone? ... really critical problem :(
<0> but then some side-effect conflicts with a new functionality
<13> well it takes longer than a day
<14> thanks
<3> but not knowing the whole situation i refrained :?
<1> idan sorry :/
<1> got your name wrong there
<0> moosey: well yeah, I juts don't a sitewide search on 'header("location:' :)
<1> '/\<input(?:.*)value=(?:"(.+)"|\'(.+)\'|(.+))\s*>/iU'
<14> row: <input value="Submit dkhfsdkhfksd" type="submit"> dosent work with this exmple


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