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<0> i could i get address of parent directory in php?
<1> itrebal: dude, it doesnt work
<2> kodekrash: How old is *she*?
<3> Stormchaser: 55
<1> $location = $fbuild_basedir.'/'.$frugalbuild.'/FrugalBuild'
<1> file_get_contents($location);
<4> kodekrash: how old are *you*
<5> he's 27
<1> itrebal: are those lines correct?
<3> 26
<5> 26
<6> stupid question: does php 4.4 support fast cgi?
<4> priyank: no, you forgot a semicolon
<1> damn
<5> there are no stupid questions, redduck666, only stupid people
<4> thats weird, IMO



<3> itrebal: yeah... my parents think so too... she's older than they are :)
<6> b1n0ry: so now i`m stupid :|
<4> kodekrash: you do HAM radio?
<3> itrebal: yeah
<5> my step-fathers dad married a woman younger than my step-father. so his step-mom's younger than he is.
<3> b1n0ry: that's pretty much how it goes here
<4> kodekrash: i was going to get my license, then i got lazy... then forgot the stuff...
<3> b1n0ry: never happened... and won't... they don't live here.. :)
<3> itrebal: I got mine back in '92
<5> kodekrash: damn, even after all that? ****s man
<3> b1n0ry: lol... it's proper that way.. no ****ing
<3> b1n0ry: it'd just be... well... nasty :?p
<5> ah, but fun
<2> itrebal: Do you need to know the Morse code for the exam?
<5> i have no pictures of my wife and i on the net
<3> Stormchaser: not anymore
<4> Stormchaser: not anymore
<5> though i do have pictures of my daughter
<2> When I wanted to take it, you needed to know it
<4> b1n0ry: thats gross :)
<1> itrebal: dude, file_get_contents() doesnt consider new line chars
<4> priyank: what are you talking about
<1> itrebal: i want to display the contents as it is. including new line chars
<5> and my iguana
<4> priyank: then you need to use nl2br
<5> itrebal: not those kinds of pictures, she's only 2
<6> so anyone gonna answer my question?
<4> b1n0ry: hehe
<5> itrebal: i've got to wait at least 10 more years
<1> itrebal: ok..
<2> kaksen vprasanje, redduck666?
<2> *snickers*
<4> priyank: newlines do nothing in code, unless you use <br /> with them
<6> does php 4.4 support fast cgi?
<4> redduck666: yes
<5> alright, daughter is bringing me dead ladybugs now
<2> b1n0ry: o.O
<4> smashed?
<3> b1n0ry: wings pulled off?
<5> Stormchaser: she found one in the bathroom. they get on the curtains in early spring.
<4> half-eaten?
<5> wife's not here so i pretty much let her run rampant
<4> later on in life, shes gunna have serrius respect issues :D
<5> she already does
<4> hehe
<6> according to some tutorial ` --enable-fastcgi --enable-discard-path --enable-force-redirect' should make my php use fastcgi, php -v shows it is using cgi, any ideas what am i doing wrong?
<5> itrebal: http://bianchi.no-ip.net/jen/Photos/Rebecca/Month%2019%20(11).JPG i have a hard time punnishing her
<4> CHILD PORN!
<7> ...
<4> b1n0ry: i'd tie her down
<5> itrebal: you probably would
<5> though her hands would probably come right out of the handcuffs
<8> hello
<4> heh
<8> how do i redirect to a page on my site using php
<5> Alexi5: header('Location: otherpage.php');
<9> redduck666: under debian php4-cgi & lighttpd work out of the box
<5> Alexi5: though it must be done before you output anything else to the client
<6> p0windah: i`m not under debian, but will check the package php4-cgi out. thanks



<10> later all, got to take my daughter to get some ice cream
<8> when i use header('Location: ../help/index.htm');
<8> i get Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at d:\Inetpub\wwwroot\apua inet\php_scripts\support.php:9) in d:\Inetpub\wwwroot\apua inet\php_scripts\support.php on line 30
<2> !+headers
<11> If you are getting error like "Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /path/file.php:1)" it means you've got some output before your header() call or starting a session. *No* output can be sent. that includes whitespace (outside of <?php and ?>) and any (X)HTML. You can also use output buffering
<5> Alexi5: i specifically said that you have to do it before you send -anything- else to the client (no warnings, no errors, no echos, no prints, no html, no nothing)
<4> odd....
<8> ok
<4> power fluctuations are happening.... a LOT!
<5> itrebal: solar storm
<4> b1n0ry: is that true?
<2> itrebal: Apply UPS
<4> Stormchaser: i dont have one
<5> itrebal: i think so
<5> itrebal: let me look at our readouts
<4> b1n0ry: alrighty
<7> I have a short bit of code that creates a reference array which contains a load of comments. Does anyone know how I can recurse through the array and flag deleted comments with no non-deleted responses anywhere below them in some way? The code that generates the array is at http://rafb.net/paste/results/H4kEAA35.html
<0> how can i compare file extension to an array?
<8> b1n0ry:where can i get a list of the other http headers and what they do?
<12> Is it possible to send a form to a 2 files?
<2> no
<12> -a
<12> darn
<5> crap, spectrum analyzer is down. give me a few itrebal
<0> how can i compare file extension to an array?
<2> in_array
<4> b1n0ry: righto
<2> http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ivy48e17p6q0 <-- not mine, but I want to know how to draw like that...
<5> itrebal: centered on 1692.035 MHz with a 60 kHz bandwidth, i'm not really seeing much more than usual noise.
<4> b1n0ry: alright
<4> Stormchaser: thats amazing
<5> itrebal: so that's not likely the culprit
<4> bah... alright, thanks anyway
<4> oh... i just heard a transformer explode.... and my server restarted
<5> itrebal: here's realtime: http://www.naapo.org/Argus/data/display.html and here's what a solar burst looks like: http://naapo.org/~rchilders/outburst_20050907.jpg
<4> b1n0ry: heh, thats neato
<4> :)
<5> itrebal: it's actually a SETI project that i work with, but it does good for detecting solar storms
<13> How can I include('file') saving 'file' to a string
<3> bbtech: php.net/file_get_contents
<0> scuse me but
<0> && = and
<4> bbtech: parse_ini_file
<0> what stands for "or"
<0> ?
<14> ||
<4> ||
<0> thx
<13> kodekrash: that won't parse the php
<13> itrebal: ????
<2> bbtech: 'include'
<12> Damnit ..... is there really NO WAY of sharing a login over 2 domains hosted on same account ?
<4> bbtech: sorry, i thought you forgot an i
<4> redalpha: i guess you could send plaintext usernames and p***words through get
<12> not secure :P
<13> Stormchaser: string = include('file.php'); //can't do that right?
<3> redalpha: of course there are ways...you just haven't figured them out yet
<12> can't you push me in the right way ?
<5> bbtech: file_get_contents()
<4> secure it with rot26 :D
<13> b1n0ry: file_get_contents() won't parse the php
<15> Is this line correct: $sql = "UPDATE $table_name SET XP=XP+10000 WHERE SH_KEY=$word[2]";
<15> $result = mysql_query($sql) or die("Kunde inte stta in aktiveringskoden i databasen");
<15> $row = mysql_fetch_***oc($result);
<15> lines*
<5> bbtech: sure it will
<5> bbtech: $string = file_get_contents('http://path/to/file.php');
<3> redalpha: use the DB
<2> bbtech: You probably have few major gaps in your logic there.
<13> b1n0ry: if there is <?php inside file.php...it will parse it?
<5> bbtech: you will get the html output of the parsed php file
<2> hum... Scrath that 'probably'


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