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<0> b1n0ry resin/glue same diff in this case...
<1> philip: mine was, i got to make lots of ***ist, degrading (to women) jokes
<2> yeah, basically the resin is melted and used as a bonding agent thus acting as a glue
<0> b1n0ry: The 'resin/glue' they are tlaking about (but dont actually say) is formaldehyde
<3> itrebal: you use a generator, like pecl_gen or the one in source?
<2> Jymmm: hehe, the wife wanted me to build her a reptile cage out of it. i told her it probably wouldn't be a good idea, lol.
<1> philip: i used ext_skel in the php-x.xx/ext dir...
<3> i'll be giving it and pecl_gen a try
<3> and reading Pollita's tutorials
<0> b1n0ry: Oh yeah... it's toxic and a carciogenic (birth defects)... urea-formaldehyde (note: urea==urine)
<1> philip: mine wasnt serrius, it was called Kitchen_Sink (if you can see the ***ist jokes now, thats what it was - basicly)
<3> heh
<0> b1n0ry AND will outgas for years
<2> Jymmm: i thought carcinogenic == causes cancer
<0> b1n0ry : carcinogenic == bad mojo
<2> urea is also in cigarettes, but that doesn't stop smokers :)
<1> define: carcinogenic: Capable of causing cancer.
<2> itrebal: that's what i thought
<0> walking across the street causes cancer
<3> it also fights it
<1> though, it does cause bad mojo too
<1> thats what i hear, anyway... birth defects & cancer seem to go int hes ame sentence on those labels :)
<2> only if you walk across the street in direct sunlight while breathing the carbon monoxide produced by the car that just p***ed you.
<0> philip: Oh is that way someone that has never drunk/smoked/did drugs/ eats only organic and excersices all their life can still get cancer?
<2> Jymmm: there's still the factor of heredity and environmental conditions
<0> horse****
<4> everyone dies of something
<1> anyone else see the irony there?
<2> computersolution: unless elijah or enoch are still walking around somewhere
<5> if I want to parse a large xml file in php (32mb), what should I use
<1> rjokay: not php
<5> itrebal: what then, java?
<1> no
<4> my grandfather smoked every day of his life, ate bacon and eggs and lived to the ripe old age of 92
<2> yeah, so did everyone else's grandfather
<3> it's a crap shoot, he won
<2> except they all drank a gl*** of wine in the morning too
<4> my uncle exercised everyday was a vegitarian and vegitables killed him
<6> hi there
<5> kodekrash, I got emalloc error on my 32mb file
<6> having a implementation question
<2> computersolution: he should have remembered to wash the ddt off first
<4> got ran over but a vegitable truck
<1> computersolution: b1n0ry is right, my grandfather is 95, smokes 1.5 packs a day, and drinks a bottle of jack daniels every day as well, and his doctor says hes perfectly healthy
<4> j/k
<5> kodekrash: was there some setting you fixed or something to get it to parse such a large file?
<6> how do I establish a ssh connection via PHP with a server
<7> rjokay: line parsing... I don't use expat, etc
<8> A porn company is hiring!
<2> itrebal: perhaps the reason there are so many people dying young now is because there are so many doomsayers telling them they're going to die young. suggestion is a powerful thing.
<4> lol mike
<7> Epilog: no SSH wrapper for PHP that I know of
<1> b1n0ry: probably :)
<6> and keep the connection alive so that the following POST's sent commands to the ssh server?
<8> computersolution, seriously, I'm talking to the guy and he's all like "where the hell can I get a decent developer that wont rip me off"
<6> kodekrash: I thought using a php server and connect via sockets
<4> i know of one, depending on the guys needs
<2> MikeSeth: i thought you were going to say "he's all like 'where can i get a decent guy to come here and do my girls that i don't have to pay?'
<4> this is more of a php database guy
<4> but he is very good
<7> Epilog: you still have to deal with the SSH protocol
<8> computersolution, fulltime remote developer outside of the adult industry, experience with maintaining other people's code
<1> however
<1> this is not the place to talk about jobs
<4> mike, will msg u
<7> MikeSeth: other people's code ****s
<1> !tell computersolution about u
<6> kodekrash: yes, but I can use the shell_cmd or even the ssh2_exec extension of php
<4> you
<4> sorry
<2> itrebal: this is different, though, this one involves porn
<4> habit
<4> bad habit
<8> kodekrash, tell me about it, I have over 200 kilolines of 4 year old PHP code on my ***
<6> kodekrash: the problem is how to keep the connection alive and access it. Sockets? shared memory?
<8> computersolution, feel free to /msg, or mikeseth@gmail.com
<7> Epilog: good trick... I'd have to play around to know for sure... can't do that this weekend...
<7> lol
<8> I'm a NANAE poster. Send me MORE spam, I urge you :D
<9> hey all, anyone here know much about using suPHP?
<7> suPHP is broken
<4> mike, i msg'ed you
<10> hello
<8> computersolution, and I'm not answering? Perhaps I need to register or somesuch
<9> kodekrash - agreed. I have it mostly working, just a few minor issues
<4> yes, have msn?
<8> no, ICQ
<6> kodekrash: how would you do this. Send the IP to a php, that php (server) would initialize the connection. On the next requests, the server would read the command, send the comd to the server and return the output?
<4> nope, yahoo?
<7> why is it that everyone uses MSN... don't they know it's a pile of ****?
<8> kodekrash, but but but its a cute pile of ****
<4> or aim?
<7> MikeSeth: it is?
<6> kodekrash: there is always gaim :D
<7> Epilog: like I said, I'd have to play a bit... no time this weekend
<7> Epilog: that's what I run
<8> kodekrash why would people run it otherwise?
<1> kodekrash: not only that, but if you read the agreement, anything you send through msn or hotmail, is technically the intellectual property of Microsoft
<8> computersolution, nope, but I can set up MSN real quick. Hold on.
<4> k
<6> kodekrash: gotta love that conversation was closed
<11> hi, theres any way to do filtering on mysql strings, something like "remove character X from field Y" ???
<7> itrebal: I know that...
<4> kodekrash, everyone that has windows has msn, so its kind of universal
<7> computersolution: I've never had MSN on my windows machines...
<1> computersolution: thats not true, i dont see how that applies
<2> computersolution: i don't. it's the first thing i remove after installing windows xp.
<6> computersolution: I don't use windows and still have MSN
<4> well, you removed it
<4> by default, it is installed
<7> computersolution: I've never removed it either
<1> the first thing i do when i install windows, is format the drive
<7> lol itrebal... in that order? :o
<4> lol, kodekrash, i have my own computer company, i am far from a noobie on windows
<2> computersolution: therefore your statement is false "everyone that has windows has msn" is not true, i have windows but not msn. also, a vlk installation of windows does not include msn. in addition, the functionality can be moved while the application remains.
<1> kodekrash: absolutely, format -> install windows -> format again
<7> computersolution: half the indians in calcutta have a 'computer company'
<6> how to create/open a pipe?
<7> computersolution: that doesn't mean you know anything
<7> Epilog: popen
<7> itrebal: perfect :)
<6> thanks
<2> computersolution: lol, practically -everyone- who knows how to operate a desktop pc owns a compter company.
<7> computersolution: the question is... do you actually have any repeat clients?
<6> is all my connection is in the localhost should I use a socket to connect two php or a pipe?
<12> I HAVE RUBBER NIPPLES!
<7> ack..
<4> ok 20 years of troubleshooting experience, 6 yrs of college, also was a computer technician in the submarine force in the navy and plenty of letters of reference
<7> damn it p0windah
<2> ROFL
<4> www.computersolutionswv.com
<7> computersolution: college means nothing.... US Navy?
<12> YOU WANT EM, I GOT EM - GOING FAST, $5 BUCKS POP
<2> heh, a flash intro.
<13> hi, i'm using PEAR and SESSIONS in my script, and i want the header("location:.."); to work, but it tells me it doesnt cause i've already writen to the header before, how can i fix it ? (must be cause of pear/sessions) ?
<2> computersolution: www.tactek.com
<4> kodekrash, i agree about the college
<4> yes U.S. Navy
<7> no website... because I'm too busy working for clients :(
<7> computersolution: ok, so, I'll give you 3 points for being a squidy
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