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<0> thats the info for it
<1> !tell computersolution about u
<2> kodekrash: so there is no way of doing this ? i can point that in that file any line has word TAB word TAB word..
<0> google it if you wish
<3> prp: ok, that's easy...
<0> !you!
<0> :)
<1> computersolution: You're an idiot, you know?
<4> do you always have to put array() when you need to create one, or can you use some other kind of shortcut to actually avoid the use of the word array?
<3> Kronuz: $foo[] = 'array element'
<3> Kronuz: its dirty tho
<0> im far from an idiot, stormchaser, you dont know me from adam, what gives you the right to make judgements on me?
<5> lol
<0> i came here for some help
<5> oh man look what I started
<5> muhaha



<0> if you dont want to give it then that is fine, just say you dont wish to help
<0> but dont insult my intelligence
<4> kodekrash: what I want is to p*** an array of a mixure of arrays and values to a function, and I wanted to avoid the use of the word array
<1> computersolution: I'm great in estimating people abilities. I'm rarely wrong, tho.
<0> that is not needed, and truthfully immature
<1> 'kay
<1> !+g10
<5> just leave an e-mail and we'll send you a quote after we solve it based on the time it took.
<6> Guideline #10) We don't support xyz script. We help you *write* PHP, not download and install/hack/use pre-written scripts
<0> stormchaser, your wrong this time
<4> kodekrash: I guess that won't be possible, is it? :(
<5> you're
<3> Kronuz: it can be
<2> kodekrash: well easy or not.. i can't get it to work
<3> prp: I just posted changes to the pastebin -- 596480
<1> prp: Try sledgehamme >:)
<1> +r
<2> kodekrash: oh, i will take a look now
<0> so will someone help with this problem or no, just let me know, so i can move on to a helpful place if not
<4> kodekrash: hmm... how? basically doing this: someFunct(array('a',array('b','c'),'d'));
<3> computersolution: what's the URL again?
<0> if so, then i greatly appreciate it
<0> kode, one sec
<3> Kronuz: that's pretty much how
<0> http://pastebin.com/596451
<3> Kronuz: why is that a problem
<1> kodekrash: Doesn't matter... we don't support 3rd party scripts here.
<3> Stormchaser: yep, I know
<4> kodekrash: oh, but I ment without using the word 'array' so much
<3> Kronuz: you have no choice
<4> that's what I thought :( okay, thanks :)
<5> I told you, leave your email and people will bid on a qquote for it in anonymous action ( : ) )
<0> kodekrash, thanks for the help
<5> :o
<5> you can just make em leave... a nice kick?
<7> i'm designing a users-based site for someone, and the guy wants avatars for his users.. this isn't a proffesional site, just something he wants to play with... kids mostly would be using it, does it make sense, for instead of uploading images - use flickr or photobucket
<8> Wow ... This Zend framework is really decent.
<4> kodekrash: what if I use ***ociative arrays instead, would I still need to use some word like array()?
<7> its 0.1.2....
<3> Kronuz: yes
<8> Just don't like that the Smtp transport doesn't support authentication.
<4> kodekrash: :( okay, thanks for the help
<3> pod: uh, WTF do you think SMTP-AUTH is?
<9> hello! does anyone know of a good javascript that allows you to switch between a set of pre-set images on each new refresh on your homepage perhaps?
<1> kodekrash: Baking cookies? :)
<3> Stormchaser: apparently
<1> lol
<7> tester0303: too bad for you, this is ##php, not #javascript
<3> tester0303: try #javascript
<2> kodekrash: i get an Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING
<3> prp, on what line
<2> kodekrash: 19, the one that starts with fput
<3> prp: eh, I'm posting typo correction right now...
<3> prp: I hate pastebin... no syntax highlighting on the editor :)
<2> :)
<5> um
<7> kodekrash: that does not deserve an action
<7> and makes it harder to read, in some clients
<3> itrebal: what?
<7> you made that an action, but wasnt an action (or a /me or /action command)



<1> ##php is only on topic like 10% of the time ;)
<3> itrebal: it certainly was a /me
<7> kodekrash: which is an action
<3> Stormchaser: it's pathetic..
<3> itrebal: I have no idea WTF you are talking about... do you? :p
<7> kodekrash: when the /me is converted into raw IRC commands, it converts into into PRIVMSG ##php :ACTION(specialcharacter) your_text_here
<3> itrebal: I am very familiar with the IRC protocol
<7> nevermind then
<3> itrebal: do you use ircci (or whatever the hell it is) ?
<7> occasionally
<1> irssi
<3> yeah, that piece of ****e
<4> okay, one last question: say I hava an array array(a,b,c,d,e) and that I'm p***ing the first element as the first argument of a function, and I need all the following elements to be treated as an array (without the first element), that is, how can I p*** the elements from 'b' to 'e' as an array as the second parameter of the given function?
<7> sometimes i'll use telnet, though
<3> Kronuz: php.net/call_user_func_array
<1> kodekrash: I like it... I use it, when I can;t use graphical interface
<10> itrebal: You forgot the \x01 denoting a CTCP request :)
<3> Stormchaser: doesn't mean it's not a piece of ****e :)
<7> kuja: i said (specialcharacter) i didnt know the escape code
<10> itrebal: Mhm, now ya do :D
<11> hey guys
<7> kuja: but i wont tomorrow :D
<11> I got a question... why is it when I try to create and delete a cookie in the same php script it doesn't work and it does when I make them seperate?
<10> itrebal: Stop drinking fool :P
<7> hehe
<4> kodekrash: okay, the array contains, as its first element, the name of the function... and the following elements are the parameters of the function... how do I send that to call_user_func_array() ? something like: call_user_func_array(arr[0], &arr[1]); ??
<10> Murdoc2k6: When you create a cookie, you'll have to wait for the next page.
<3> Kronuz: what you are asking sounds a lot like what I did a few years ago for a text reformatting engine...
<2> kodekrash: now i get an Parse error: parse error, unexpected '}' at line 21 in your paste bine
<10> Kronuz: call_user_func($array[0], array_slice($array, 1))
<4> kodekrash: that's what I'm doing... sort of: a simple templating engine
<3> prp: once again, I blame pastebin
<10> Err..
<10> call_user_func_array()
<3> Kronuz: you want to look at my code?
<4> kuja: wouldn't that have to copy the whole array, making it inefficient?
<4> kodekrash: sure :)
<11> kuja: I tried to make a page using a form and if a cookie is created it will prompt the user if he/she wants to delete it... but it doesn't work
<10> Kronuz: Well then, maybe you should stop creating code that requires it to be used inefficiently, don't you?
<10> s/don't/shouldn't/
<4> kuja: although ... does call_user_func_array receive a reference to the array? do functions receive parameters as references?
<10> Kronuz: That is dependant on your function,
<10> Hm, actually.
<10> I'm unsure, but I don't think it takes a reference.
<4> kuja: that's why I asked if &arr[1] was possible, 'cause it would give a reference to the array past the first element not making necessary the copy (if it's possible)
<10> Kronuz: No, PHP isn't magical =)
<4> :(
<12> how can i goto one case to another in switch() block ?
<12> i cannot remember the right syntax :(
<10> Evangelist: `break'
<12> kuja, how can i move from one to another with break ?
<10> You don't.
<10> You can't hop around from case to case.
<10> It is linear, you only go down, not up.
<3> Kronuz: eh, I can't find the right version of my code... only found an older version that doesn't use that technique :(
<12> yes, for going down i know, but i was with some impression that i can use something like goto .. uh,
<4> kodekrash: don't worry, thanks anyway
<13> Evangelist- no, you can't
<3> icky... my code from 8/12/2002 is FUGLY
<13> Evangelist- you can't execute more than one case other than dropping to the immediately following case
<7> kodekrash: my code from 8/12/2002 took 7 seconds to execute, it was so bad
<13> Evangelist- you might consider using magical things called functions to execute the same code in more than one place
<4> kodekrash: hey, as a second opinion, do you think that p***ing the reference to the second element of the array as an array would not work?
<10> More than one case can result in the same block of code, that's about it.
<10> case 'foo': case 'bar': // code
<3> Kronuz: might
<4> kodekrash: as I said, something like: call_user_func_array(arr[0], &arr[1]);
<14> Hi all -- question: Looking for an opensource php solution similar to PHPMyAdmin, but one that can be configured and simplified for non-tech-savvy people to add database content. Any ideas?
<3> itrebal: this isn't that bad... http://ibiblio.org/edison/engine/catalog.browse.php
<15> hey guys what's the function called that buffers a certain amount of characters.. and can turn '1' into '01' ?
<7> kodekrash: it still took many many seconds
<2> kodekrash: did you post a new typo ?
<3> itrebal: that's ibiblio... not my code
<7> kodekrash: ah


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