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<0> waiting on him to forward a project for about 3 weeks
<1> bytes is more useful, since that's going to determine how much has to be read in and how much work the parser/compiler has to do
<0> :D
<2> the page itself, or after when it's processed? how can I tell how much memory a script uses?
<1> cyphor: does it matter?
<2> I am not sure
<2> well, yes I am, yes it matters, dumb question
<2> I don't know how much memory the scripts use
<2> how can I tell?
<1> I dunno if there's a good way to find that out
<1> I have a PHP application that's almost 45 kLOC. nearly 1mb of code.
<1> (obviously, not all loaded at once)
<2> lol, yea
<1> memory usage isn't really high on my list of things to worry about
<1> not when each page spends more time waiting on the database than it does getting parsed
<2> lol



<3> so i set php_value sendmail_from "noreply@blah.com" in the apache virtualhost, ini_get("sendmail_from") shows that, but mail() still does "from=<www@blah.com" as seen in the maillog
<3> any ideas?
<1> not that this really helps, but I abandoned mail() in favor of a mail cl*** that talks to sendmail directly
<3> yeah.. i'm trying to make an existing site work though
<3> i have php_admin_value sendmail_path "/usr/sbin/sendmail -fnoreply@blah.com -t"
<3> but it doesn't work in the virtualhost directive for the site
<4> is there a php function that creates an array and stores the file path of all files in a specified directory?
<5> yawg: try glob
<6> hahhahahaha you said "glob"
<7> greetings
<6> greetz
<7> I am about to make some green tea, but so damn lazy I am
<6> i was gonna make a rum and coke, but i'm too lazy
<6> 3/4 gl*** of rum + 2 ounces of coke + ice :P
<7> ewwww
<8> don't be a ***** just drink the rum
<6> i wanna save it
<6> dont have any tequila
<8> don't be a ***** just drink the rum
<7> I have done some pritty stupid things drinking the hard stuff
<6> shush
<8> :(
<6> so have i :p
<6> ha, i wont even go into tthem tho
<6> too stupid to repeat :P
<8> yeah
<8> alcohol
<7> I don't even enjoy drinking anymore, unless I'm with a women
<6> thats why, like a nerd, i'm here in recovery instead of out and about getting myself into trouble
<8> crazy drug
<7> well it's good to have limits
<6> no it isnt :P
<6> limits are meant to be broken
<2> wha?
<8> once again ##php is so far off topic i don't even remember the reason for htis channel
<7> in the eyes of a youth such as yourself but I'm a adult
<2> no one needs anything right now?
<6> ##php = pretty horny people
<9> do all the functions in an abstract cl*** have to be defined abstract?
<2> ha
<8> ah
<6> i'm 20, you are?
<7> 28
<6> oh yeah :P you fossil
<5> vhuren: no
<8> i'm 17
<2> lol
<7> life started to change when I was 25 heh
<5> i'm 86
<2> hrm
<6> life wll change for me when i find out the pain my my left is a tumor
<7> we all die sometime
<6> it's rather scary to be twenty and getting pains in the left side of your chest... then have your arm go numb :\
<6> i'm sure it's nothing serious though
<7> you know that could just be your body developing still
<6> i wondered that... but... i dunno i'm pretty damn old for that to be going on?
<10> Pollita: Here ya go --> http://static.flickr.com/54/110693753_0d29084da2_o.jpg
<7> I rememebr I had horrable back pain in my warly 20's
<6> Jymmm no no, you have it all wrong :P it's supposed to say "Jiggster \n Pollita's Sugar Daddy"
<6> :x



<6> Jayinwww hmm... well i dunno :\ we'll see how it plays out.. .recently quit smoking, i'm thinking thats triggered something too :P
<10> jiggy[boozed]: For $45 + S&H you can have it say anything you want
<6> can i have it say
<11> Jymmm: i got me flashgun today
<7> wow jiggy congrats bro
<6> "Jymmm and Jiggster 4ever"?
<11> one bright little f.cker
<10> mazzanet TTL ?
<11> p-ttl
<7> I also quit smoking and went threw 3 months of horrable mood swings and depression
<10> mazzanet does it match your camera?
<11> yes
<6> Jayinwww yeah i'm a moody sob right now :\
<10> maz $?
<11> AU$400
<11> well $350
<11> but 400 rrp
<6> yeah been smoke free for like over two month now or something
<7> excersize helps a lot
<11> Jymmm: http://www.sigmaphoto.com/flashes/flashes_flashes_details.asp?id=3256
<6> i'm not keeping track, i'm afraid to
<6> i walk to the store almost every night at 3-5 AM :P
<6> it's like 4 or 6 blocks away
<6> decent walk
<7> keep going friend, the other hard part was I had to change who I hung out with
<7> coulnd't be around smokers or I would have givin in
<6> yeah well thats not a problem, dropped my group ages ago
<10> mazzanet you have a minolta camera?
<6> but i actually love smoking, so it feels even harder
<11> pentax and minolta both use p-ttl
<10> mazzanet ah
<10> mazzanet cool. Did you take those cl***es?
<11> not yet
<12> DUMB*** -----> mazzanet <----- DUMB***
<6> nice call
<11> speaking of dumb***es
<11> http://news.php.net/php.notes/105259
<6> hahah
<6> tanks mazz i needed that
<8> haha wtf
<8> is that for real?
<6> e ven though it wasnt meant for me :p
<5> is that like... register globals emulation or what?
<6> yes
<5> jesus...
<13> chea
<11> http://news.php.net/php.notes/105253 <--- wtf?!
<14> any one got a quick one line to get the filename from a directory string+filename stirng?
<11> http://news.php.net/php.notes/105254 <- uh...
<11> "when you hit the button to start the download, in IE you get the dialogue box asking you whether you want to save the file to disk or open it. non of the methods on this page seemed to work."
<11> er so what the heck does he want to happen?
<9> is there a function to merge two arrays but if the duplicate keys exist the one of the first array will be kept with its ***ociated value
<15> don't know ny off hand but check - http://www.php.net/array
<5> vhuren: i have a note on how to do it on the array_merge page
<5> vhuren: well, i have a note on _one_ way of doing it
<8> if you could buy any car you wanted, what car would you buy?
<15> 1965 corvette stingray - hard top
<16> 67 shelby gt
<10> The Munsters car
<15> hehe - that was cool...
<17> having trouble compiling pecl/pfpro
<17> I get: Can't locate object method "path" via package "Request" at /usr/local/share/autoconf259/Autom4te/C4che.pm line 69, <GEN1> line 111.
<17> when i run phpize
<17> any ideas?
<13> anyone here use GIMP
<18> Wizz_Kidd1: and what exactly does GIMP have to do with PHP?
<19> kodekrash: they both end in P
<18> StoneCypher: uh, yeah...
<19> huhuhuhuh
<13> kodekrash: calm down lil tiger jus wanitn t o know i might use it
<10> Wizz_Kidd1: You've been here long enough to know better than to ask about something that is better suited in another channel.
<20> FALSE == 0?
<10> !+0


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