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<0> the problem is you cant really stop it... "email me at name@site.com" gets blocked, so they write "email me at name<at>site.com" or something to that effect
<1> itrebal: Its not the size of the boat!
<2> GregVernon - it's more of a preventative
<3> lith: hehe
<4> just sayin, its an idea
<2> true
<2> mhh - so it's starting to look impossible
<1> lra: no its a good idea
<1> and its not impossible by any means
<1> Just weigh out making your own vs. the time to find a decent one
<4> I'd probably get annoyed if people adverted on my site, not that anyone goes there, but, you should be able to stop them
<5> hrm, can an interface implement another interface?
<6> Seadog: TIAS?
<5> Dave123, ?



<6> !tias
<7> [TIAS] Try It And See. If you want to know if something works, try it first.
<5> Davey, *
<5> ah
<5> ok
<5> :P
<6> the answer is probably no, but a cl*** can implement multiple interfaces
<5> yeah hrm
<5> I wanted to get an interface hierarchy going
<5> Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_IMPLEMENTS, expecting '{' in /var/www/localhost/htdocs/cts/cl***es.php on line 5
<5> :(
<6> Seadog: what about extends?
<5> Davey, heh just what I tried
<5> Fatal error: Can't inherit abstract function base::meh() (previously declared abstract in base1) in /var/www/localhost/htdocs/cts/cl***es.php on line 5
<3> you have a function called 'meh'?
<5> hrm, I might just have to go for multiple implements, but I wanted to have a real hierarchy
<5> itrebal, it was a test ;)
<5> not even I am that bad lol
<3> I was about to say "good job!"
<5> haha
<5> my worst thing so far is $nicebarything
<3> if i could effectivly work in a function called 'meh' i would do it in a heartbeat
<5> itrebal, yeah >_>
<5> but other people might see this code!
<3> hehe
<5> so I have to be a good boy :P
<8> no
<8> be a bad boy
<8> be bad boy damnit!
<5> lol
<5> hrm
<5> there has to be a way to get this to work
<5> I've tried this: abstract cl*** base { abstract function moo(); } interface base1 extends base { etc. }
<5> and it's erroring out again saying it can't implement it 0.o
<9> GregVernon: So what does your toolkit consist of?
<5> ooo
<5> wait
<5> I think I might have done it!
<10> Hello sorry I forgot what is the website where if you want some help on your php script to post it.
<5> haha the function meh which is extended by the interface is used twice per call 0.o
<11> Anyone knows why or a way I can't use objects in included files?
<11> (objects, cl***es, whatever $sqlObj = new sql_system($sql_inf); is.
<11> )
<5> hahaha
<5> Davey, itrebal if you're interested the code is: http://pastebin.com/550208
<6> Seadog: whats the output?
<9> webdesign: pastebin.com
<5> Davey, works perfectly ;)
<6> Seadog: great :)
<5> mehmoo <-- output
<5> hrm, now I need to find something useful to do with it >_>
<12> is it bad to open a db connection, close it. and then open that same db connection, and close it again?
<12> bad = poor performance/bad practice
<12> if have something like require 'checkifidisindatabase.php';
<13> well it's pretty useless.. Or do you do anything else in between opening and closing?
<12> yeah
<13> newpers_ I always keep my connection open throughout the loading of a page
<13> I actually never close connections..
<12> yeah, i can't figure out a good way to do that, without just doing it in the require php page



<12> but that would be obscure to the person reading the page
<12> or would it not
<11> So, no one has any clue why I can't use a loaded cl*** ($sqlObj = new sql_system($sql_inf)) in a included file?
<5> gotta go
<13> newpers_ I think it is pretty well accepted to put the database connection in a included php page
<13> but I gtg
<13> see you all later
<14> where can I find a secure formmail script?
<15> bonsoir
<11> So, no one has any clue why I can't use a loaded cl*** ($sqlObj = new sql_system($sql_inf)) in a included file?
<16> Can anyone point me to a good resource on the behavior of the PHP parser? I'm concerned with optimizing my code, and want to know for instance if PHP parses all requires/includes while reading a file even if they're inside a conditional, etc. stuff like that..
<15> arghhh
<15> hi there!
<17> hey guys
<18> hi, how do i get the height and width of an image? getimagesize returns a bunch of junk (not what they say it should return in the manual)
<19> A string containing the words "a bunch of junk"? What an odd return value....
<19> Brice: Quick answer: No, it doesn't.
<20> Pollita, lol
<19> Brice: Long answer: Come to my "How PHP Ticks" session at php|tel in Orlando this april
<19> erm php|tek
<16> Pollita, I'd love to! :)
<16> always in Orlando ;( .. I used to live near (Sarasota), but moved since
<16> Pollita, is there anything I may read up on in the meantime?
<19> Not really....
<19> There's always the source :)
<16> true.. tho I'm on the fringe of dedicating myself as a php programmer, or not ;)
<16> if I did that.. I'd be in for the long haul..
<16> I guess that quick answer (about include/requires) helps.. as I was thinking of handling all my file inclusions @ the top of every page
<21> hi all of you
<16> __autoload__ seems boggy?
<21> hi room
<21> dude
<21> noone talks in this room
<21> noone out of 467 ppls
<21> amazing
<22> sanu790: Maybe people would be more talkative if you refrained from mangling the English language.
<21> sorry
<21> hey flaming we talked before
<21> right flamingcow
<22> Yes.
<16> Pollita, not being paid for my programming, I dunno if I can afford that conference ;(
<23> Have ya ever wanted to just do some SERIOUS house cleaning... I mean just open draws and boxes and jsut start dumping?!
<22> Brice: Hitchhike. :)
<16> FlamingCows, getting there isn't the problem
<21> 468 ppls
<16> FlamingCows, it's the fees.. $700 for students..
<22> Jymmm: Sure, when I was /castrated/.
<22> :|
<21> $700 that's lot
<21> for what?
<22> (Note to the dense, I am not really castrated.)
<23> FlamingCows: no, no, I mean just have collected stuff over the years you look around and just the thought if you ever had to move you would be royaly ****ed.
<22> I suppose.
<22> But whenever I think that I just open another beer.
<23> FlamingCows Just emptying one room would take 7 days sorta thing
<22> Ah.
<22> Then, yes, you should probably start dumping.
<22> Or sorting, or something.
<16> sanu790, php|tek
<16> Jymmm, I like to stay limber...
<23> FlamingCows and the bad thing... you've already donw 80% of the sorting.
<22> Hah.
<23> done
<22> Start on the dumping then.
<22> Or, burn the lot and collect the insurance.
<16> if you haven't held an object in your hands for > a yr.. dump
<23> FlamingCows lol, that's a felony.... no thanks
<16> exluding your filing cabinet perhaps
<23> Brice: Yeah? what about a $600 tranceiver?
<16> Jymmm, ebay
<22> This is what eBay is for.
<23> Brice: I have three file cabinets
<22> Make a raft out of 'em and sell it on eBay.


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