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<0> not if he uses a flux capacitor Poll....
<1> LLX: not if you want to get key = value pattern dinamically.
<1> 'Poll'?
<2> LLX: But where would he find 1.21 Jiggawatts?
<1> on the INTERNET!
<3> someone call me?
<2> 1-900-JIGG-4YOU
<3> lol
<4> i think i have to wswitch my fluxcruistals to
<3> get mah jigg on oh yeah
<0> well well i really just need to get the 1 from checked, into oen varible, "tableclotsh" from "<!--InstenceName-TABLECLOTHS-InstenceName-->" into another, etc...
<3> ohhhhh sprained something... *hobbles off to the doctors*
<5> I'm writing an app for a friend who is running PHP/Apache on Windows. When I specify a file path (IE: as a parameter to a function), do I need to use forward-slash?
<2> jiggster: We were just discussing time travel, go back to your business
<6> Is there something like a object dumper in php?
<2> btraut: Technically you can use either, but I recommend using forward-slash



<3> time travel to the future, quite impossible
<6> Something that can print the content of an object?
<3> the past, less impossible
<1> sredna: print_r()
<6> Stormchaser: ?
<2> e.g.: fopen('/foo/bar','r') == fopen('\\foo\\bar','r')
<7> save a backslash tree. support unix paths.
<6> Object->print_r()?
<2> The reason why *should* be obvious (the backslashes need escaping the forwardslashes don't)
<0> well lets see what hapens
<2> jiggster: I'm traveling to the future right now
<1> sredna: Um... no... print_r($object)
<2> there! I just did it again
<2> and again!
<2> I'M UNSTOPPABLE!
<1> Pollita: You can't do that...
<3> lol
<3> nice
<6> Stormchaser: Does that print to STDOUT?
<1> sredna: yes
<2> Stormchaser: ...on television?
<1> Pollita: no... you forgot your car keys :)
<6> Stormchaser: Ty
<4> if you see Dr Who .. pls ask him if there is a special func to search in a 2 dim array ( in this time frame)
<8> www.worldenergies.net (here is the code -> http://pastebin.com/548974 ) the poll doesn't work. when you submit a suggestion it will not send the query to the db. and if you simply try and vote - you get nothing
<9> speaking of which, does anyone know a php script for a time machine? i need to go back to about 20 minutes ago so i can leave work before the rush hour traffic
<10> How can I make this possible $op = +; I need to store it.
<0> i think im almostgot it
<1> $op = '+';
<10> sweet
<3> *sigh*
<3> this channel hurts sometimes
<0> bugger its preg matchign alright but its not updatingon a loop
<11> Hey. Has anyone tried PHP with apache 2.2 yet?
<12> IrcMonkey - yes
<3> IrcMonkeyUser309: i havent but i've been meaning to
<1> I have it working with a2.3 -- I don't see why 2.2 would be different...
<8> I feel ignored, I have been struggling with thise code for almost a day now
<0> storm: $isChecked = preg_match('<!--Checked-(.*?)-Checked-->', $PagesArr[$k]); is returning one no materwhat my data says
<0> any ideas?
<13> Hi, can someone help me with some PHP code? http://pastebin.com/548990 <- I need to force this table to only allow 3 rows; is there a way that I can implement a counter so that every 3 columns introduces a <TR> or something? I'm completely stuck.
<13> 3 columns**
<3> $i=0; $i++ if($i==3) { $i = 0; }
<3> oh yeah
<0> is it populated by a for or while loop?
<1> LLX: Please read php.net/preg_match
<1> !+func preg_match
<14> int preg_match(string pattern, string subject [, array subpatterns [, int flags [, int offset ]]]): Perform a Perl-style regular expression match
<15> Hi All. I'm trying to use some sort of static cl*** variables in PHP 4 and am trying to keep an array as a static variable that holds a bunch of parameters that should be available to all instances of a cl*** after the first one is created. Is there a way to do this?
<16> where can i read about the differences between php5 and php6?
<17> PHP 6 is released?
<2> hah
<2> no
<16> the topic says php 6.0.0-dev
<16> i just want to know the differences...
<18> read: unstable
<16> like what their improving
<2> wundaboy: PHP6 is primarily about improving support for unicode
<16> i.e. how they change objects...
<2> The OOP model is going to be largely untouched



<16> :)
<2> A few directives are being dropped though
<17> Hmmm. I think you sohuld wait till the release of 6,PHP 6 will most likely change as it progresses into a stable release.
<2> magic_quotes_* for example
<2> And ze1_compatability_mode
<0> i jsut don think ill ever get the hag of preg_anthing
<19> how can i access network neighbourhood through the cmd prompt on win32?
<2> LLX: At some point you'll have an "AH HAH!" moment and it'll all crystalize
<2> Colloid: NET HELP
<16> what is unicode?
<15> anyone have any suggestions for me? I'm kind of desperate =)
<20> How do I reignite the fire in my marriage?
<20> (As long as Pollita's answering everything)
<10> well .. $op = '-'; wasn't quite what I was looking for. I wan't it to evaluate as usual. echo (2 $op 1); should echo 1. Not "2 - 1"
<2> wundaboy: It's a supercl*** of character sets, helpful for i18n
<16> TML: i just got my gf some HOT underwear, you might try the same thing ;)
<2> TML: Try doing it in a new location, maybe let her use the penis for once.
<20> <:O
<2> Yes, hold your mouth just like that
<20> heh
<2> mind the teeth
<20> Flying_Cow: $op = 'bcadd'; $op(1, 2);
<10> ok nice.
<2> Flying_Cow: eval("echo (2 $op 1);");
<2> However:
<20> Pollita: I'll have to ask the Mrs., but it seems unlikely she'd fancy that much.
<2> !+eval
<14> If eval() is the answer, you're almost certainly asking the wrong question. -- Rasmus Lerdorf, BDFL of PHP
<18> heh
<0> well thanks anyway il try to tinker abotu and get the hango f preg
<15> so what's the rule for repeating your question if no one's answered it yet? =)
<21> brendyn: Ive been reading it over, but i'm not sure what you are asking.
<15> okay
<20> brendyn: Go ahead and repeat
<22> is there any software or even a paper version of something that can help me manage a software project which is too large just to code it in one go?
<15> can i PM to try to explain it better? it's a fricken beast and im having problem making it clear.
<21> brendyn: are asking for "global varname;" ?
<15> let me try
<15> so I have a cl*** that loads up its attributes dynamically on creation. this is incredibly inefficient if 1000 objects are created because it = 1000 db queries
<20> monkeypoo: You'll have to be more specific, because "a ream of paper and a pencil" would answer your question.
<15> im trying to find a way to "cache" the field names that i get from the db query that initializes the cl*** attributes after the first object is created
<15> so that the later objects can reference it instead of doing another db query
<0> peace
<23> brendyn: hold the attribute definitions in an array keyed with the objects name
<22> i'm just having trouble with this program i'm writing. it's too large.
<23> I do that in one of my cl***es which does the same thing
<21> brendyn: Declare a global array and each key will be your cached field name?
<15> okay
<15> so something like $_GLOBALS['Cl***Name']['attributes']
<24> brendyn: have you tried a "define" statement ?
<15> and that holds all the attributes?
<22> defines don't hold arrays
<15> yeah
<24> oh, i forgot that it was an array, sorry.
<20> You'd have to do one constant per attr
<23> you could do that. Personally, I keep the array in my DB abstraction object
<15> hmm
<15> can you explain that a bit more?
<20> define("FOO", $bar['foo']); define("BAR", $bar['bar']);
<15> in your abstraction object?
<22> try this: make one cl*** that has all the data you want shared. then globally refer to ti from all other cl***es
<23> brendyn: http://www.jonathanbuchanan.plus.com/repos/activerecord/db/mysql.php
<23> the getFieldsForTable($table) function
<15> ah
<15> yeah he uses a global $FIELD_MAPPING
<15> ok
<23> $_tableFieldCache is used to cache definitions by table name
<15> okay
<15> cool.
<15> one thing i need to make sure, though, is that that global gets cleared the first time the first object is created
<15> in case changes to the db table's fields have been made
<23> *during* a request? O_O
<15> nah
<15> this is probably a beginner's question, but does the global array clear on each page load?


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