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<0> i wrote my own sanitize function
<1> friking paypal sandbox is down, or am i crazy?
<2> how can you add two arrays keeping the array relationships intact?
<3> the maybe, and yes
<3> therock maybe, and yes
<1> arrgggg, always down when 1 needs it
<3> therock nfc on the status of pp
<1> yeah, rtp the npc god sake
<4> hm
<4> http://www.owasp.org/software/labs/phpfilters.html
<4> just found that, heh
<5> dont use nfs over a slow network connection... ever....
<5> slow being <= 50MBs
<3> kittyanya: Don't be pokin unless you mean and you be nakkid!
<3> not in that order either!



<6> Jymmm: I cna't do that anymore :P My boyfriend's on this server :P
<3> kittyanya: Is he within 100 yards of you?
<6> he's 9 states away
<7> haha
<3> kittyanya hawt damn... turn on the p0rn cam!!!
<7> hey! i didn't do anything....
<3> kittyanya HA! MISSED ME BITCH!
<7> all i did was laugh...
<6> woahhh, deja vu hit me O_o
<7> hahaha
<3> kittyanya well?
<6> well what? no pr0n for j00
<3> kittyanya: Ok, forget the p0rn... lets just see something nakkid
<6> no :P
<5> i think he wanted to know if your ok to give him some p0rn
<8> hmm, anyone good with math functions? I know this is pretty simple, I've had something that did similar before but I can't remember how I did it...
<3> kittyanya why not?
<6> no pr0n. period. :P
<3> kittyanya oh, you're on your period.... nm then.
<5> lmao.......
<9> Damn. I just made pie so good I think I'll marry myself.
<8> I want to make a count and do something with it on every nth occurance, basically a user would specify a cycle, such as 12 months. Then they specify something to do on the 1st month, the second month, etc. this is easy
<3> kittyanya: hey, you said it, not me.
<8> but when it hits #13, I want it to do action #1 again, 14 action #2, etc.
<5> Jymmm: i'm marking that comment on my calendar
<8> basically start over every 12 occurances
<8> (or whatever cycle length is specified)
<3> zircu: You're keeping track of kittyanya's menstral cycle?!
<6> O_o;
<3> (sp)
<3> kittyanya: I think zircu has the idea he's gonna get into your pants
<3> !+##php
<10> ##php is really 'Pretty Horny People'. The computer language is just a cover.
<11> Jymmm: you asking for P0rn again?
<12> TuxToaster: % is your friend
<7> hahahaha
<5> mikere: just pretty... damn i need ot learn those short cuts
<3> lig No, I'mm asking for LIVE QUALITY P0RN (there's a difference)
<1> **** they discover me... i swear that pr0n is not mine
<11> Ahh - so go downtown and simply find your own then Jymmm
<13> anyone here have experience with Php4 and the mysqli module?
<8> NoBeard: Yeah, I figured it might have something to do with mod, I think I found something similar counting by years a while back
<3> lig I'd rather you give me a BJ instead.
<11> Jymmm: begg me nicely and I might consider it...
<14> datasieve, wasn't mysqli only for php5?
<11> or I might spank you a bit but then you also like that
<14> 8-)
<11> Oh god - that would feel so good
<5> datasieve: a little bit, you will be better off with php5 with mysqli
<3> lig: tell me about it... had to get up early to get to court this morning.
<15> hey on mysqli, has anyone used it for stored procedures
<11> what happened Jymmm?
<5> mikere: yes, but with a lot of work you can get it to work with php4
<3> lig: Nuttin, just witness in a civil suit.



<11> Ahh
<9> zircu think that was datasieve
<8> man, you guys are sick. Good thing I usually figure things out without help, because if I really needed it I wouldn't find much here.
<3> lig and last case called in the court - sigh
<11> brb
<5> mikere: actually mick_linux ^^^^
<3> lig dont forget the "**** ME Red" lipstick
<9> zircu: ah, the old autocomplete gotcha
<13> lukeyb: I'm trying to do that also
<5> yeah, i want smartcomplete so bad
<14> zircu, ?
<5> mick_linux: yes, but with a lot of work you can get it to work with php4
<14> ahhh
<14> "yes, but with a lot of work you can get it to work with php4"
<5> of course not really worth the work to get it to work
<13> mick_linux: sorry, yeah I'm reading here : http://mysql.gilfster.com/page.php?parent_id=4&page_id=4.0.1 that you can install some sort of module for it to work under php4
<14> hmm
<14> interesting
<13> mick_linux: is there anyway beside mysqli to call a stored procedure in php4?
<13> err besides
<1> whats a decent CMS ?
<14> i did that on the application level when i was using php4 (not db level)
<5> datasieve: honestly, if you are doing this upgrade... you are much better of just doing 5.1
<14> therock, joomla
<3> !+cms
<10> [CMS] Content Management System, see http://www.opensourcecms.com for reviews and demos of many popular Open Source CMSes and http://www.cmsmatrix.org/ to compare the features of many of them.
<13> zircu: Its my stupid school, they won't upgrade to php5
<1> joomla > drupal ?
<14> if you need utf8 support, you may need to wait though
<5> datasieve: then remove mysqli from an option
<14> therock, to use or to code on top of?
<13> :)
<13> zircu: is there any other option :)?
<1> mick_linux: to code on top of it
<14> therock, the code for Mambo was ugly as hell (w/ each version of joomla it is improving)
<14> drupal was decent from the start
<14> code -wise
<13> zircu: you won't be able to tell if its supported (mysqli) throuh this would you? http://css2c21.engr.ccny.cuny.edu/~cs336/progs/phptest.php
<5> heh.. i hate articles that require such nonsense to read them
<3> zircu ?
<5> Jymmm: i dunno, well just know that seeing examples and continuing on to the next page from that msyql.gilfister.com link is rather complicated
<1> ill go for joomla, seems ahead of the rest of cms
<3> zircu dead link
<12> articles should have examples examples examples
<5> datasieve: like i said it is possible, but probably not worth the effort. if php5.x is not an option, tell them too bad
<12> therock: ez.no for a good cms
<16> has anyone here used a php framework?
<1> like sympony?
<12> hax: yes, tried them all, rubbish, frameworks are where objuscation meets abstraction
<16> NoBeard: well, how do you separate view from controller?
<12> 1000 lines of code for 'hello world'
<12> hax: what is php?
<16> NoBeard: heh, you don't want me to answer that
<12> indeed, I do
<1> Poor Hommies Pr0n
<12> its an embedded scripting language
<16> NoBeard: i don't think it was inteded to be embedded the way it is
<12> no? how was it then?
<12> <html><body><?php echo 'foo'; ?></body></html>
<12> sup with that?
<16> NoBeard: thats a dirty hack
<12> oh, whats the alternative?
<16> NoBeard: smarty is a little bit better
<1> dirty hack??
<12> <html><body>{_VAR_}</body></html>
<1> smarty explotes/abuses of that 'dirty hack' , rofl
<12> hax: then you have to embed smarty code
<12> thats a dirty hack
<16> NoBeard: no you don't
<16> forget it
<12> seperation of logic and content has been taken to mean seperation of php and html
<16> NoBeard: umm, yeah
<16> NoBeard: i don't want logic in my presentation


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