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<0> I misjudged you.
<1> kuja - don' be hatin'
<2> redlight has alot of woman, not all whores - just girls looking for good time
<3> menx, argentina's girls are hotter
<2> you dotn have to pay if you dont want - thats my motto
<0> menx: Oh, I get it now. You're a rapist.
<0> Arrest this man! Or is that legal in .nl?
<2> its legal alright, whats not to say you didnt forget or loose your wallet
<1> oh my
<2> police here are sweet
<3> menx, can i help you with another thing?
<4> menx: At least we didn't forget our root p***words!
<0> He forgot his root p***word?
<2> yes, this server thing isnt working
<1> hah!



<4> kuja: Yeah, that's what he's been bitching about.
<1> talk about pwned
<0> How can people with such a horrible memory be good liars, AND claim to be players/rapists!?
<2> pwned is living in america
<5> i've dreamt about having a solution for the problem the other day
<6> no thats what you people have been bitching about. he just wants to block 3 ip's from submiting a form!
<5> and all i had was nightmares
<4> kuja and that he's getting spammed like 150 in two minutes and his ISP is closed
<5> and i have a freakin headache at school
<0> menx: No, living in American is "Your country just got pwned"
<0> lol
<7> kuja: -n ... I presume ?
<3> <2> Jymm by the sounds of it you probualy dont get many chicks numbers so loosing 1 piec e of paper might seem a bit hard
<0> GwaiLo: -n what? :O
<7> kuja: "Living in American"
<0> Ah
<7> enygma: good song :)
<0> Right, well, my spelling's been off a bit today :)
<2> yah america really pwned iraq alright... iran building nukes and america pwning them hard....yahh okay
<7> "I'd like to live in america etc. etc." gilbert and sullivan I think ?
<1> heh
<5> BYTE ME
<1> mattmcc - judging by the ones in here, you should be ;)
<0> I'm afraid of Americans, but I'm not afraid of Americans, kind of. It's kind of confusing :)
<5> I hate america >.>
<8> we all do, Fushuing
<1> kuja - then I'm moving out
<6> how about we get back to php and stop bashing people and or thier nations!
<4> me too kuja
<0> enygma: Nooo~ No secks for yooooooooooO!
<7> (just for the record etc.)
<8> GwaiLo: nah, you're definitely mistaken there.
<5> MY NATION IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
<6> GwaiLo, you hit it right on the head
<9> GwaiLo: Yeah, well, most people don't bother making that distinction and just ***ume that all Americans support their government's foreign policy.
<9> GwaiLo: Saves time.
<0> Jymmm: Pfft, don't worry. I wouldn't touch you with the hand of god.
<1> my nation is....well, it's a nation.
<2> land of the free eh...
<5> GwaiLo: i hate the stupidity in america, really :/
<3> argentina is the best country ever
<2> land of the free........ and no need allowed
<2> weed*
<9> Fushuing: Right, because stupid people don't live anywhere else.
<5> and that they makes such a big deal out of pixelated nipples instead of head-on gore and violence
<7> s/read/skipped/
<5> mattmcc: the precentage of retards around the globe is everywhere the same...
<5> and they're all in america :@
<7> mattmcc: and, you're right ... it's a pity really
<8> I think it's funny that people actually think that most people who dislike america, actually dislike america's foreign policy, when really... it has not a whole lot to do with that.
<9> GwaiLo: Eh, it's no surprise. And all it can do is reflect badly on them for being so quick to generalize.
<0> Fushuing: Well, the average PHP user is, well... very ethnic and stupid.
<7> mattmcc: *nod* agreed
<5> america has a POLICY?



<5> what about insurance policies? :S
<9> GwaiLo: I mean, how do you seriously respect someone who casually decides "Everybody in country Foo is stupid"?
<10> I want to make a singleton in php... but i dont want my calling functions to know its a singleton
<9> You can't, obviously.
<7> mattmcc: I don't
<8> Yeah, me either.
<5> america is like a concentration camp...
<8> But damn it I wish I'd meet somebody who wasn't.
<9> Take this Fushuing guy, for example..
<7> Fushuing: You're pretty much exactly who we were referring too
<10> aka - http://www.sitepoint.com/article/coming-soon-webserver-near/9 - shows you how to make a singleton... but unfortunately you have to do $single = Singleton::instance(); but instead i want to do $single = new Singleton();
<5> >.>
<7> mattmcc: damn, you beat me to it
<11> I'm in a concentration camp?
<5> someone hasn't been noticing my <sarcasm> tag which is default
<11> I learn something new every day
<10> is there a way to make a singleton look like a regular cl*** to outside users
<8> I certainly can't say everyone in the US is stupid, theres just enough stupid people in america to make people believe that.
<11> Wait till I tell my wife
<2> US is stupid, wheres the WMD
<5> FBH^: on that i am sarcasm-off ;)
<0> SupIAmMike: You cannot.
<5> I SUSPECT THE USA OF HIDING WMD'S!
<0> menx: Well, your existence has proven that there are people stupider than the average American.
<9> FBH^: Vocal minorities tend to obscure rational majorities.
<5> LET'S INVADE!
<2> why did bush make contract with arab country that hates isreal - even tho its against the rules
<2> for the ports
<6> Fushuing, we don't hide them. we leave them out in the back yard. theres just too many!
<2> you people make europe laugh
<8> menx: because bush thinks the rules dont apply to him
<2> idiots
<7> menx: I think we've just been saying that america's foreign policy is what people complain about.
<5> BarnacleBob: exactly my point
<8> GwaiLo: Except it's not.
<5> <sarcasm>
<7> FBH^: Most of the people I speak to, do
<2> from a european point of view, americans are little kids, your country isnt very old, your just spoilt babies
<11> menx, you don't get to talk about stupidity today :P
<8> Well most of the people I speak to, don't.
<10> kuja - what is the difference between using a singleton compared to using a global object instance then?
<5> america has a policy against forgeign people? RACISTS!
<2> meh, ive deleted my feedback form til i get my root p***
<2> :)
<2> that solves it
<9> menx: European history doesn't exactly give you much room to talk, I'm afraid.
<0> SupIAmMike: When you do "new Singleton();" you are calling the constructor. The constructor cannot have a return value. Thus, it cannot return a previous instance, but only a new one everytime.
<3> menx, glad
<8> Yeah, don't bother GwaiLo, you can't really win.
<2> europeans have centuries of history which we have learned from
<9> Or, perhaps, not learned from.
<8> mattmcc's comment is more appropriate.
<5> the only thing i hate from european history is the religion part...
<2> how so? we didnt invade a country just cause it squeezed our oil supply
<6> menx, history repeats itself. no one learns in the long run
<5> and that's pretty much 70% of history >.>
<10> kuja - would it matter if i just did $bob = new Foo(); and then from then on when i want it just say global $bob;
<11> Iraq didn't squeeze oil supplies
<10> how is using a singleton's instantiate() any better?
<0> SupIAmMike: It is better because you cannot call the constructor.
<2> yes it did, before the war suddam was talking about it
<8> yeah, it didnt need to squeeze the oil supply. all it takes is a member of the bush family in power, and they feel they have the right to take it.
<2> i dunno what news you actualy see in the usa... with censorship and all
<0> You need to make the constructor private, and make instanciate() create (if not created)/return the instance.
<10> ah
<10> make the constructor private :-)
<0> Yes
<10> i missed that part
<10> thank you
<10> c ya
<0> I didn't tell him about clone, but oh well.
<11> menx: our leading importers were (and are) Suadi Arabia and Canada
<8> im goddamn hungry


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