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<0> threat: Would you put that on a letter to an employer? How about on a request for funding?
<1> threat: Why not?
<1> We're not worth your effort?
<0> threat: The answer is, you wouldn't. Because it makes you look stupid.
<2> if he says yes it's a pretty fair call
<3> caffinated, no I wouldn't, however this is IRC and does not require the same level of formality
<2> :p
<1> threat: Because while you may want help, you don't feel you should have to be presentable while asking for it?
<4> threat: I believe, though i may be wrong, the thought behind that rule is that we are all professionals in what we do, Just like a very nice restraunt would not allow in someone in rags, or cursing loudly, (purely an intelectual basis) we hold the same truthes with our ability to communicate.
<5> how can i get a proccess list in php for windows? :S
<4> Iron_lord: ctrl-alt-delete?
<5> Dont have access
<4> Iron_lord: hacker!@
<5> lol no
<6> while(list($object)=mysql_fetch_row($current_server)) shouldnt this return whatever object is in the query current_server?
<1> Guys! Ease off on threat... he's not an idiot or anything, he knows how to spell. He just thinks we're all a bunch of worthless peons whom he has no reason to dignify with respect.
<7> Iron_lord: probably through some kind of Winapi voodoo, but that is about the best I got...
<1> I GET IT
<3> Pollita, lol
<8> yay
<7> as apposed to a bunch of angry pedants?
<7> opposed rather.
<0> Iron_lord: without doing an outside DLL call, you'll probably need to use a commandline tool. Iirc, there is one that comes with the admin tools (probably found on the installation CD somewhere) called tlist.exe
<4> POllita: I still fail to understand women... You stand up for him, then boot him?
<9> Hello
<10> jonnay: the log showed nothing
<0> Iron_lord: I'd help you with the Win32 API call, but I wouldn't even really know where to start with that.
<5> hehe
<1> lith: I hate to be so contradictory, but it's in the vagina handbook. I've got my own rules to obey.
<5> never mind
<9> This is a newbie question but i want to take a "Crash course in PHP"
<0> symoid: http://php.net/tutorial
<1> symoid: That's a statement, not a question.
<4> Pollita: lol ... (psst) mind if i borrow that handbook for a while? :>
<9> Is that the best way.
<4> Pollita: I'd be an instant billionare selling that thing :>
<1> lith: Trade ya for the penis pamplett
<9> Pollita: ok sorry, where s the best place to take a crash course in PHP please?
<4> Pollita: ANY TIME @!
<3> Pollita, any way
<0> symoid: I just told you where.
<7> junix|work mmm. That seems odd then. how about an apachectl configtest?
<4> guys are easy... beer, food, ***... its a 3 page flyer
<9> I know, i was just correcting myself for Pollita
<1> symoid: caffinated told you: http://php.net/tutorial
<4> and written in big *** font
<0> lith: three pages is probably being generous. or did it also include pictures?
<1> oh, alrighty then
<9> Thanks caffinated
<1> lith: An 8.5x11 trifold?
<1> Not so much with the words... but it has nice pictures?
<11> hello all
<10> 1 sec
<1> [BEER STEIN] [HAMBURGER] [NAKED GIRL]
<4> Pollita: Well not of me, you see, My novel would would have to say "illustration continued on page, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9"
<11> anyone know what the best function to use to get the very last line of a file would be?
<4> :D
<10> jonnay: its says the syntax is ok
<1> ezra: Depends if "best" means "most efficient" or "laziest"
<12> would a function like this: http://pastebin.com/545687 be of any good? I mean would it sometimes output \' ? cause I would like it to put the stuff correct into database but also output it right
<11> Pollita: hmm good point... i'll go with most efficient :)
<0> lith: I can sum the whole thing up in one photo actually: http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/A_Little_Difference_Between_Men_and_Women.html
<11> i presume i would fread() the file?
<1> fgets() but yeah
<11> or i could exec()
<11> and just do tail
<11> for the very last line
<4> caffinated: BRILLIAN!
<11> oh fgets, my bad
<4> er brilliant!
<0> lith: hehe, i thought you'd like it
<11> Pollita: are there any reasons to do one or the other?
<7> junix|work: Mmm.. are you sure that the apache conf that you modified is the same apache conf that apache is loading?
<1> I like the phallic imagry in that switch
<1> ezra: Memory usage versus CPU usage
<0> Pollita: it would be better if it was to scale
<11> Pollita: ah, hmmm... a hard decision either way then :)
<1> ezra: Depending on what you know about your file, a SEEK_END and a series of fgets() might be the most efficient for both
<7> junix|work: I am rusty on my apache, maybe ther eis some kinda option to turn debugging on in the error log, so you can see if the php module is actually being loaded.
<0> realisticly, it should be a 14" knife switch
<11> Pollita: well it's a log file, and i need to get the last line of it... i know that much
<13> hiya, if I want to send a variable, called $length, which denotes the length of a file I'm sending across the socket I've got open, how can I tell how many bytes I'm sending?
<0> or at least, it should have the illusion that it is
<14> I would like to build a PDF in PHP. There are a lot of PDF cl***es etc out there. Can anyone recommend one? I need to be able to build the PDF dynamically (ie. not just spit out SQL results).
<13> since $length is a variable, I aint sure how to find it's length in bytes so I can tell socket_send() how many to expect
<6> can anyone give me the abridged version of getting a column out of a mysql_fetch_row?
<0> Smegzor: http://php.net/pdf
<1> Like, if you know that no line will be longer than 200 characters, you might do: function last_line($filename) { $fp = fopen($filename, 'r'); fseek(-210,SEEK_END); while ($line = fgets($fp)) $last = $line; return $last; }
<14> Why are there so many independant PDF cl***es when thats there?
<4> DogWatter: $query = "select col1,col2,col3 from table where table.col1 = '$value'"; $result = mysql_query($query); $row = mysql_fetch_***oc($result);
<15> kosh[0], if the data is in $data, $data = "foobarbaz", $length = strlen($data); $length will then equal 9, which is the number of bytes. understand?
<1> erm.... fseek($fp, -200, SEEK_END);
<6> lith: the query part is easy
<1> or -210 or whatever
<13> jonez: thats not really what I wanted
<13> I've got $length = ftell($handle)
<13> I want to send to variable, $length, across the socket
<4> DogWater: really? thats probably the hardest part for me :D
<16> hi, i need to try changing the mysql.default_socket setting in php.ini to see if it will solve an error i have connecting to php. i'm running mac os x 10.4.4 and my /etc/php.ini only has a php.ini.default file (no php.ini and not php-recommended.ini) - my question: what file do i use and how/where do i modify the setting?
<6> lith: i just want to know how to get the field object for this one row ***igned as variable $service
<13> so, socket_send($socket, $length, sizeof($length)) ?
<1> Basicly, seek till you know you're in the second to last line or earlier, then start spooling lines until you get to the actual last
<8> DogWater - eh?
<6> lith: without pulling out the thing into an array
<15> kosh[0], did you try that?
<13> no, I didnt tbh, I thought it wouldnt work
<4> DogWater: ? You want _1_ column from a result?
<8> DogWater - mysql_fetch_row returns an array
<15> kosh[0], try it and see.. if it doesn't work then come back and ask again
<13> php has sizeof ?
<4> DogWater: YOu can do that, though i _promise_ your computer/server wont be pissed that it has to create an array
<17> lets say each mysql record has two fields... *time* and *created* ... time is in unixtimestamp format... created is in regular datestamp format... update every record so that the time field correlates with the created field... heres what i have so far, but it stuck the first $row[time] it found into all the created field rows.... http://pastebin.com/545690
<1> kosh[0]: Yes, but it's not what you think it is.
<6> enygma: yeah; alright, I just didnt know if i always had to do a 40 step while loop to get a single field out of my db
<17> can anyone help with this?
<13> Pollita: well, I'm coming from C, so I'm thinking it'll return the number of bytes that make up whatever I'm doing it with
<15> kosh[0], maybe pack() is what you want?
<13> jonez: is it?
<1> kosh[0] How should the length be encoded? As an ASCII string? As a single octet? As a big-endian short? As a little-endian long?
<15> kosh[0], *maybe*
<1> kosh[0]: Right, and it won't.
<4> dogwater: php.net/mysql_result
<13> Pollita: well I want to send the length of a file, across a socket
<1> kosh[0] How should the length be encoded? As an ASCII string? As a single octet? As a big-endian short? As a little-endian long?
<13> so I use ftell() to return that
<13> Pollita: I know, but how else can I do it
<13> I don't know how php encodes these things
<4> DOgWater: Then you want to limit your query to 1 row... by using the WHERE clause in your query.
<13> so I'm unsure as to how to obtain the information in order to send it
<1> I'm asking you, how does the protocol you're using EXPECT the data?
<13> Pollita: it's a simple socket, it's just bytes
<1> okay nevermind
<11> Pollita: wow thanks, let me try that
<8> ew, papsi
<1> I ***umed since you're "coming from C" you had some concept of network programming
<13> Pollita: I know about that
<17> anyone?
<1> No, you don't.
<13> yes I do
<13> I know all about little and big endian
<1> The fact that you're so miserably unable to answer my simple question proves you don't
<13> that was not my question
<13> repeat the question, I dont think I read it properly
<1> kosh[0] How should the length be encoded? As an ASCII string? As a single octet? As a big-endian short? As a little-endian long?
<1> To restate: At the other end of the socket is some server process...
<13> as far as I know, it's network byte order, which is big endian
<17> i though indians were red
<1> That server process is expecting you to send a length value
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