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<0> I'll do it for $45000
<1> ok
<0> !+cbd
<2> [CBD] Cash Before Delivery
<3> http://pastebin.com/649875 Whats wrong with line 70?
<0> nopthing
<4> so I have a textarea field in the form that inserts to mediumtext in mysql, however it is not keeping the returns ... how can i do this?
<0> is there supposed to be anything wrong with it, Chrispee?
<5> "We don't support packages"... does that mean we dont support the installation of packages, or we don't support php that was installed with a package?
<3> there is
<3> Fatal error: Call to undefined function fetch_object() in /home/frosh/public_html/projects/tv/oo/mysql_cl***.php on line 70
<0> we support the installation to a certan degree, but we don't support the package manager screwups.
<0> Chrispee: Does that function exist?
<3> it's up there on cl*** like 23
<3> line 23
<6> whats the function in php to check if a variable is negetive?



<7> um
<7> if ($var < 0) ?
<0> Chrispee: don't you think you should call the function differently?
<3> what do you mean?
<6> ooh
<6> lol
<6> :P
<6> thanks
<3> how should I call it?
<7> np ;)
<0> Chrispee: the function isn't called out-of-scope. Does that tell you anything?
<3> hmm?
<3> how would I fix that?
<0> wait... You didn't wrote that script?
<8> can someone help me figure out why my form is not uploading? http://pastebin.com/649895
<3> yea, I wrote it
<3> that's why it doesn't work?
<0> no.. Means you don't know about how PHP works.
<3> I'm learning OO
<9> does the session get reset after a header("Location: ") redirect?
<0> S^Gerbitz: As I can't figure out what lines 25 - 31 do, please explain to me.
<0> r0xoR: no.
<9> hrm, i wonder why it's not working then
<8> fixed the problem, forgot: enctype="multipart/form-data
<0> r0xoR: The session just doesn't get saved, if you do the header(iirc), and you have to call session_save explicitly.
<10> hi
<10> i need to convert a string encoded with ascii to latin-1. any hints for this?
<0> why do you want to do that? What's the benefit?
<10> Stormchaser: the string is used for md5. and it doesn't match if the string contains "special" characters.
<0> lemmy: So strip them out
<11> some people are dumb: (##Linux) (02:23:44 PM) Angel_Dex: Can anyone help me with windows since the windows channel is DEAD
<10> Stormchaser: i cannot strip the characters from string thats encoded with latin-1. its stored in an external database.
<0> hahahaha, itrebal ;)
<0> krisp: There you go.
<12> yay
<12> Stormchaser I just needed to change over the order in which I identify :)
<0> krisp: Scary.
<12> thanks Stormchaser - and I'm sorry for being irritating :(
<12> what's scary?
<0> that there should be an "order" to _identify_.
<12> lol
<12> well I identify as smeone else first
<12> then ghost krisp
<12> then identify as krisp
<12> :)
<12> Stormchaser how come?
<13> Does there exist a php code that can look in a directory and automatically make a link to the file? similar to http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/cdimage/ or is this just an apache thing?
<14> Sesstreets: what do you mean by "make a link to the file"?
<13> At that webpage, it doesnt use the default apache indexer, instead it makes a link to the absoulute location of the file.
<14> Sesstreets: sure, you can do that.
<13> Could you share how to please?
<14> Sesstreets: yes. get all the files in the directory, and generate URL's which refer to them.
<13> Theres a way to do it in php
<13> I saw it a long time ago
<13> Its dynamic so I wouldnt have to edit the indexes everytime I uploaded stuf
<14> Sesstreets: yes. php is dynamic.
<14> Sesstreets: if you're asking if I'll write the code for you, no.
<13> No no
<13> Im just wondering if its possible
<14> Sesstreets: because you now have all the information you need to do it yourself.



<13> is it possible?
<0> Sesstreets: php.net/glob
<14> Sesstreets: if I've already told you how to do it, doesn't that suggest that it is, in fact, possible?
<13> well actually
<13> i think i found the script
<13> i think
<13> thanks stor
<13> m
<15> Hello, I've a probelm with p***thru : i use it to execute a perl programm and nothing happend.
<16> can i get the row number inside a mysql query? on oracle we can do: SELECT rownum, somefield FROM mytable
<14> diogo86: #mysql
<14> Leo18: define "nothing happened"
<15> the system commande seems no to be executed and the php page show nothing
<14> Leo18: the output page is completely blank?
<15> yes
<17> does anyone here know how to set any good webmail based mailserver with smtp and imap included
<17> tnx
<14> Leo18: probably a parse error. Turn on error reporting...
<14> !tell Leo18 about error_reporting
<14> once I find the right factoid.
<14> !tell Leo18 about error reporting
<15> non
<15> no there's no error
<14> There's no error displayed.
<15> yes
<15> And the error reporting is on
<14> does an echo statement right before the p***thru output anything?
<18> how can I include a file but not have it parsed by php until after it's all included? I have functions that the included file is calling but php can't find them.
<15> yes
<14> Leo18: how do you know the command is not being called?
<15> p***thru("perl /home/httpd/vhosts/clicboutic.com/facture/gen.pl" . "$commande");
<15> because the perl script should create a file
<14> does the script work when called from the command line?
<11> p***thru('touch test', $commande);
<15> what's commande ?
<11> **** if i know, you used it
<14> Leo18: if you don't know that, then there's bigger problems.
<15> p***thru('touch test', $commande); : nothing happens
<11> file has to be read/write by apache
<11> file/directory
<15> I dont understand wher's the problem
<14> Leo18: filesystem permissions
<13> ok so i have it KINDA working http://sesstreets.com/files/ but it doesnt do it recusivly
<13> after i click for example the images folder
<13> it doesnt index anymore
<11> Sesstreets: PM?
<13> i did
<15> I've done a chmod 777 !
<19> http://sesstreets.com/files/index.ph Sesstreets
<0> he's not registered, itrebal.
<11> Stormchaser: Thats fine
<19> rename your file to index.php and it'll be blocked
<0> hum
<11> sean`: uhh... go here: http://sesstreets.com/files/index.php
<13> oh thats the old version
<13> thats from celerondude.com
<19> ah oke
<13> i liked his but its too i dont konw bleh
<15> ???
<13> im tryin to make one like this http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/cdimage/
<20> is the mysql_ php library not the recommended one?
<20> shouold i use the....i don't know what it's called, the OO one...$result->query()
<20> or should i use the mysqli library?
<21> is their a way to both test and ***ign something to a verable at the same time in a while test? like while($row = mysql_fetch_array($query, MYSQL_***OC) !== FALSE)
<22> http://pastebin.com/649998 ...anyone know whats wrong with line 4-5 (php error parse error, unexpected ';')?
<13> ok i kinda got what i want sesstreets.com/files
<16> zezom, while( (***ignment) comparison ){
<21> diogo86, thanks :)
<16> zezom, however !== false is not necessary since i guess it's the default behavior
<16> zezom, while( $row = mysql_fetch_***oc($res) ){ is enough
<21> diogo86, good point, thans for the tip
<23> I', going to buy 100 animals, and I'm going to spend $100. I need to have one of each animal type. The types of animals is sheeps, chicken, and cows. One cow costs $10, one sheep costs $3 and one chicken costs $1. And I repeat: I need atleast one of each type of animal. I have $100 and I need 100 animals total. Anyone interested can post the solution to pastebin.com and post the result and link here.
<16> zOap, come on dude! who in the hell wanna spend $100 in sheeps, chicken and cows?! lets drink everything!!!


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