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<0> ?!
<1> Alija_: 'a' == 'b'
<2> No, wait... that's chaIrs
<1> Depends what you mean "compare"
<3> hmm what would happen if I send an email (via phpmailer) that had 500 recipients in BCC (not that BCC matters)
<4> can someone help me with http://pastebin.com/590121 im getting aerror about a unexpect } at 178 but they all match up
<5> SaetheR: i would call you a spammer
<5> scotepi: is line 178 the end?
<3> ha.. no, this is opt-in
<4> no
<6> DCC SEND "string" 0 0 0
<4> itrebal, its just the end of the function
<2> jebus
<2> That was a surreal moment
<7> scotepi- check the line above
<7> scotepi- in particular, the lack of a semicolon at the end



<8> What would happen if I sent 10,000 emails (via phpmailer) to one spammer recipient ?
<2> Pat Boone, singing metal
<4> lol
<4> arg.. i allwase get stuck on a stupid ;
<5> Hellkat: i did that once... they didn't like me
<5> Hellkat: and spammed me more
<2> Hellkat: They're report you to your ISP and they'd take appropriate action
<9> Hellkat: Why only 10,000?
<2> Unless you did it to me.
<9> Pollita: What if you included a unsubscribe link at the bottom?
<2> In which case I'd probably bounce off a server in a foreign country and abuse your box.... a lot
<9> Pollita: And stopped after 5-7 business days after they visited it?
<10> don't waste your time
<11> lig ?
<2> eeep, now it's Celine Dion pullin' out the metal
<2> myconid: You spam?
<3> what I'm asking is will the recipient list get truncated?
<8> Spam is bad.
<8> We dont like you.
<12> Pollita: nah.. but between mailing lists, informational emails (opt in), etc..
<12> its something like 90k
<2> Ah, opt-in is aiight
<8> Yeha.
<3> large recipient list does not always equal spam
<12> we get tagged by AOL as spam quite frequently though..
<3> it's a notification service
<2> SaetheR: Putting 10,000 recipients into one email will almost certainly break SOME mta in the chain
<3> only 500
<5> oh yes it does :)
<13> pollita, but if you use bcc? (BCC is stripped at the first MTA, no?)
<2> Okay, so it'll break THAT mta
<12> my server drops emails with over 50 recipients
<13> heh
<2> Tell ya what. If you've got your own domain, test it out on yourself: Bcc: dummy0000@example.com, dummy0001@example.com, dummy0002@example.com, .... Then count those emails..... ONE BY ****ING ONE
<2> sorry... I REALLY hate spam
<2> Even "non-spam" spam
<2> I don't even eat the processed pork product of the same name
<2> erm... yeah, that stuff
<14> spam spam spam bacon eggs and spam
<14> they were really predicting the future with that
<5> Pollita: i tried something once, i got 3 emails with yahoo - one i left sit alone, another i just did my regular thing, and the third i signed up for every porn site, contest, and all of that i could find... in the 3rd i got 30 spam messages about every 20 seconds, in the second i got a ****load (not as much, though) and the first i got almost as much
<2> That's about the intelligence level of most spam I receive
<2> Or maybe I should say: Th@t|s a bout the 1nteligents livel
<5> i heard on the food channel that if Hawaii ran out of spam, it'd be a state-wide emergency
<14> itrebal it depends what the alias for the accoutn is if your alias is "MrSmith" @yahoo you're going to get a LOT of spam ;)
<13> itrebal, IIRC, Yahoo will spam you, if you don't opt out of their mailing prefs
<5> ah ****.... i really dont wanna study for my exams tomorrow
<2> then don't
<2> studying never helped anything
<10> hey!! .. go study itrebal! dont listen to the devil :)
<12> lala.com rocks.
<15> ?
<16> i have multi-dimensional array and i need to take all elements from all sub-arrays and put them into a single dimenstional array. i looked at array_merge_recursive, but it doesn't do what i want. before i write my own implementation, does anyone know of a php function that will do this?
<14> try just addressing the array using a single number, you might get lucky
<2> dools: No such animal
<2> You'll have to implement that yourself



<16> Pollita: thanks
<17> liggy wiggy
<17> Pollita is guam domestic or international?
<10> did you guys like the "No-Framework PHP MVC Framework" that Rasmus posted?
<2> sigh... 50 messages in my quarantine folder and 40 of them are: Re: paramicy news
<2> mrnick: It's not a new rant of his
<18> i'm looking for a function that sort an arrays keys, and renumbers them from 0, 1, ...
<18> sorts*
<10> Rasmus kinda "old school" ?
<2> ksort() and/or array_keys()
<18> actually just renumbering them would be enough
<2> depending on what precisely you're trying to do
<18> k tnx
<2> mrnick: "Less is more" :)
<2> Quick trivia quiz for y'all
<19> hmmm
<18> acutally array_keys doesn't renumber
<2> Name the only two standard PHP functions which are only two characters long.
<7> dl is one
<2> rjokay: Sorry, meant array_values()
<10> hmmm...
<20> rjokay: try hunting though the www.php.net/array
<7> Oh, pi is the other
<2> Dragnslcr: Good job
<7> Heh, lucky guess
<18> whee array_values
<7> I didn't think pi was actually a function, I just searched for it hoping the manual's search would bring up the only other functions that short
<10> pi ?? .. hmm whaaddya know... http://us2.php.net/manual/en/function.pi.php
<21> I'm getting "Mozilla doesn't know what to do with filetype application/x-httpd-php"... I've added the relevant lines to httpd.conf, and apache loads without errors... what might I be doing wrong, please? I'm running php5 and apache2-prefork on SuSE 10.0
<20> mmlj4: your apache hasn't tied php in properly
<21> deadroot: fair enough
<7> mmlj4- restart Apache maybe?
<21> Dragnslcr: as noted, I've done that
<10> all else fails.. restart apache :)
<22> anyone have any handy regex to handle CamelCase conversion to links
<10> you guys have blogs?
<22> (I googled but didn't have much luck)
<20> mmlj4: what did you add to the apache conf?
<23> using strftime how would I print todays date plus one day "tomorrow :)"
<20> curt: use date('', strtotime('tomorrow'))
<22> you could use strtotime("tomorrow")
<21> argh, i had to manually kill off the child processes... that fixed it, thanks
<17> oh lig geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<24> what function turns a string into a number?
<25> hey Jymmm
<26> intval()
<17> chr ord
<24> okay
<26> lunch?
<26> man, it's 3:02am here
<17> lig nm, you're too late.
<25> too late for what Jymmm?
<10> where you all at?? ... I'm near Chicago ... its 9:04p here
<5> 10:04 here
<25> small pacific island in the middle of nowhere mrnicksgirl
<26> UK
<27> ditto
<28> Should I be conservative with the number of SQL statements I make?
<7> Don't make queries you don't have to
<28> Is making many (say, 20) statements that retrieve only on row (of 5 fields) bad?
<28> one, rather.
<7> If you can do it in fewer queries, it's a good idea
<10> less is more :)
<28> I have a table that keeps track of what itemId belongs to which userId. So I query that table for all itemIds that match the userId, then query the item table for itemId. Do you follow?
<7> I wouldn't suggest sacrificing functionality just to keep the number of queries low though
<7> Sort of. Sounds like you may need a join
<28> I can't have the userId on the item table as an item could belong to more than 1 user
<28> Never used a JOIN.
<23> It is now always tomorrow thanks deadroot.
<7> Join's are nice
<24> okay, so with sprintf(), %i is replaced with a number, right?
<7> Definitely something you should learn
<24> because something's not working there


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