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<0> niraj, that a constant?
<1> fuubu: yes?
<2> error403: PHP runs server side. .you want the server's os?
<3> myconid: yeah, i was just asking if there was a way to do it.
<4> error403: yup
<2> jrlenz: no.. go into #java and ask the same question
<5> enybody know html in this chat? :(
<0> myconid, yes
<1> #web does
<0> myconid, i got it now, thanks
<2> fuubu: <blink>no</blink>
<0> thanks niraj
<4> :)
<0> damn...
<0> niraj, now i need to run it on a windows server to see what string it gives...
<5> myconid go slip



<2> fuubu: what?
<1> fuubu: stop it.
<6> herhe roaet http://www.zend.com/zend/spotlight/creating-zip-files2.php
<4> error403: returns WINNT on NT4/XP/2003
<5> I say go slip
<2> fuubu: and I 'say' that makes no sense.
<7> Wait, I"m sorry CPUnerd.
<0> niraj, and i'm unlikely to have anyone running this on anything that isnt one of those, right?
<7> I actually didn't need to make the zip file at all.
<0> :P
<2> hahaha :~)
<7> I already had it on the filesystem as something else makes it already.
<6> ok, what you ahve to do then ?
<7> I apologize for waiting your time.
<2> wow.. making zip files by hand?
<7> waiting = wasting.
<6> wasting*
<6> :-P
<2> thats awesome.
<4> error403: and 2000 of course.. not sure what it returns for win9x.. and nobody running a php server on win9x deserves a working script ;)
<8> how can u enable log queries in my.cnf.
<8> ?
<1> !tell MalMen about u
<2> MalMen: man my.cnf, /join #mysql
<5> http://www.zend.com/zend/spotlight/creating-zip-files2.php its for my
<2> !tell me about u
<0> niraj, exactly :P
<4> error403: hold on, i found some old code of mine you could use :)
<5> I am in Ukraine and I dont know English
<0> niraj, thanks, but i like to write from ground up
<0> niraj, i find i understand more that way
<5> myconid you amerikan?
<0> niraj, will be plenty of time to use libraries and RAD when $time == $money :P
<2> fuubu: no, but im American
<4> error403: check pm :)
<1> not am?
<5> me at 18.04
<5> pm
<5> 6 pm
<0> thanks niraj
<1> fuubu: ... Please stop that
<0> niraj, i might use that as another function to return OS name
<5> myconid what time oclok in your kontry
<5> Stormchase you gay?
<9> how do i get max val of multidimensional array? max() doesn't work on it
<10> errr I am going to be so killed tomorrow
<1> :)
<11> heree http://smiledsoft.com/demos/phpzip/
<9> max val: http://pastebin.com/545177
<9> don't want to loop it
<1> lng: max()
<9> Stormchaser, no
<9> ^^^
<9> Stormchaser, it doesn't work on multidim array
<1> lng: hm... right... Well... you have to loop it, then
<9> Stormchaser, that's what i'm saying
<12> Anybody know of an online, common knowledge, php test?
<9> subsonic, zend.com



<13> This is possibly not 100% PHP, but I am gonna ask it anyways - cos I am regular! ;)
<13> what are your views on urls that are just /dirname/?querystring
<9> subsonic: http://www.zend.com/store/education/certification/self-test.php
<9> ;)
<13> Is that even legal?
<13> would it be part of http rfc, or the w3c stuff?
<14> Yes, it's legal
<13> Pollita: But only for the server default page?
<14> No, for any dir
<13> eg. index.php or default.php
<14> The HTTP spec doesn't treat one location as more/less special than another
<13> no, but the server fills in index.php (or whatever) for you.
<14> It's up to the specific server implementation to determine what a directory URI maps to in its local namespace
<13> but I am seeing people trying to use it as /{the page I was just on}?querystring
<2> Where might I find 10,000 images?
<13> tenthousandimages.com
<14> images.google.com
<12> lng: haha, this is hard :)
<9> subsonic, nope
<9> ;)
<14> Gargoyle: Then your HTML is broken
<12> lng: I know how to do all that stuff, but that's why I reference php.net :)
<13> exactly!
<9> if you'd read certiffication book you'd say it's nightmare!
<14> href="?foo=bar" is not the same as href="./?foo=bar"
<9> subsonic^
<15> Notice: Undefined variable: login_needed in c:\program files\easyphp1-8\www\start.php on line 62
<13> Pollita: sorry, forget the directory
<15> if ($login_needed && !vart_auth(@$_POST['login'], @$_POST['p***word']))
<15> {
<15> wtf?
<13> Pollita: I meant weather or not the filename is specified!
<14> idm: What is your question?
<2> ibm: its not nice to psot code in the channel.
<15> plz help
<14> Garoyle: You're spinning in circles mate. Calm down and think about what you're trying to figure out.
<14> idm: What is your question?
<13> Pollita: ok, I am seeing more web pages using urls like:- http://somesite/?some_query_string
<11> "You have completed the Self Test! Your score is 1 out of 8."
<13> Pollita: Now I understand that normally the server will fill in "index.php" or whatever you configure your default pages to be!
<15> Pollita: how have to be good?
<4> someone tell php-bot to tell idm about typing english :P
<16> why do people make up their own custom templating systems?
<11> easyphp1-8 ???
<17> hi, is easter_days() a valid function in php 4.x?
<15> yes
<14> GhettoJava: Because they're ghetto
<18> the Ghetto
<17> php manual says it is but when i try to use it, i get "Call to undefined function: easter_days() in /var/www/beta/cl***es/cls_holidays.php on line 34"
<18> man i've been once at the ghetto
<18> lol
<13> Pollita: but I am also seeing it used in forms on pages that are not cl***ed as default... ie test.php having a link of ?some=stuff and expecting it to be test.php?some=stuff
<13> is that clearer?
<2> Gargoyle: what are you tryign to do?
<14> Gorgoyle: You've set up a situation, but not asked a question.
<17> any idea why it does that?
<14> I'm not sure how you want me to respond
<13> OK, is that valid?
<2> Gargoyle: it sounds like you dont have an understanding of HTTP's POST/GET functionality.
<14> Yes, it is.
<19> how do i redirect www.xyz.com to www.xyz.com/something.php
<13> is it the browsers job to fill in test.php? or the servers?
<16> I'm trying to help this guy but he is making me cry. He uses mod_rewrite to direct all urls to index.php. and guess what error you get when you access his site ? mod_rewrite: maximum number of internal redirects reached.
<20> hello
<14> myconid: You'll notice in the manual that "easter_days()" falls under the "Calendar" section. The reference page for the Calendar section specificly states "To get these functions to work, you have to compile PHP with --enable-calendar."
<17> ghettojava - sounds like theres a loop
<2> Gargoyle: what do you mean 'fill in' ?
<13> No filename has been specified!
<20> someon can say me why a proc_open() call generate a SIGCHLD ?
<2> Gargoyle: if you goto http://server/?this=1 .. the server determines the index file
<13> ok.
<17> fch_ it crashed.
<14> !tell idm about g9


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