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<0> itrebal: They think we're cool.
<1> Results 1 - 10 of about 454,000 for goatse
<2> 90% of the goats in the SF Bay Area are employed as groundskeeps and paid under the table at that.
<3> I'm pretty sure all animals look up to us
<1> Results 1 - 10 of about 13,000 for goat***
<0> Pollita: At least they're employed
<4> mmmm... a pizza with mozzarella & feta cheese, with spinach, black olives and tomatos..
<3> they realize we're the supreme overlords on this planet
<3> that's kind of sad, in a way
<0> Real sad.
<2> HG: So are the Cows, They work in meat production, textiles, dairy, a whole range of skilled professions
<3> that animals have no way to aspire to positions of grandeur
<3> they're born into subservient roles
<0> Pollita: But they're not as cool, no matter how hard they try.
<2> Any cow around here could buy and sell your kind like taiwanesse hookers
<0> ^Migs^: If humans are the supreme overlords on this planet, it might say a lot about this planet. Or humans.
<3> oh yeah, we milk em too
<5> TML: What I tagged relevant to shelving. The second one is really more of a short rehashing of the first, but, eh. http://del.icio.us/mattmcc80/shelving
<6> Well... we have holycow on this server as well :)
<2> Stormchaser: Lock 'em in a channel together and start a HolyWar?
<0> Pollita: Oh pft. I'm not going into that kind of argument again. You might have the wrong perception of cows.
<6> Pollita: :)
<0> You know what this cow told me about you the other day?
<6> HolyGoat: Because they're better thaan goats?
<2> "Moo"?
<5> Stormchaser: No, that's sheep.
<5> Goats go to hell.
<0> How the hell did you know that.
<0> See? They talk behind my back.
<2> Who do you think started the rumors
<0> Backstabbers.
<3> I think sheep are smarter than cows
<0> Sheep! Inferior.
<5> Cows sometimes carry guns, however.
<2> Now.... CHICKENS on the other hand
<5> Fighting for bovine freedom, and all that.
<2> CHICKENS > *
<0> chickens are tasty
<2> POLLOS DE PODER!
<2> ...goddamnit...
<3> I love chicken
<0> I wonder who the first person was who started eating animals. I mean, come on. That's cruel. Now that everyone does it, it's not cruel anymore.
<2> how the **** am I supposed to write with you people around...
<2> /clear ##php
<3> what? We're too interesting?
<2> s/interresting/distracting/
<6> Pollita: no, that's _RainMkr_'s job :)
<0> Yes, that must be it. We're pretty damn interesting.
<0> Stormchaser: Aww.. he will carry that with him all his life.
<6> HolyGoat: :)
<0> Stormchaser: Employers will refuse him because of it
<6> HolyGoat: My boss got it off worse... H'll had #rm -rf / to live with :)
<0> Stormchaser: wow
<0> he must be some frustrated man
<6> lol
<7> my server works fine guys.. But everytime someone trys a php page it says "Site not Responding"
<8> biscuit: That's what is suppose to happen.
<6> biscuit: Then your server doesn't work fine./
<7> Jymmm: ??
<8> biscuit : you said "my server works fine" so that MSUT be it's function.
<7> Jymmm: Ok.. You lost me.. But on local testing it works
<0> We're having an excursion at work tomorrow morning.
<8> HolyGoat you get to crawl out from under your rock?
<6> We don't have work tommorow :)
<0> Jymmm: Yeah. I fear tomorrow.
<4> i might have a web-design job..
<0> We're going to visit the monitoring center.
<8> HolyGoat : Just watch out for falling sky!
<6> HolyGoat: Take vacation. FAST!
<0> Oh god. I didn't even consider the falling sky yet. Now I'm really scared.
<0> Stormchaser: I should.
<8> HolyGoat oh, a field trip... you got permission from your mommy already, right?
<0> Yes, as long as I'm not at home, mom is doing fine.
<8> HolyGoat: If not, you'll have to stay back with the remedial kids
<0> I think the people there are going to act all 1337.
<8> HolyGoat Oh, so she doens't like you as much as we dont, huh?
<0> "Look at us, ... monitoring stuff"
<0> Jymmm: I don't know my mother well, so I can't really tell ;)
<8> HolyGoat aint feeling the love ***GROUP HUG***
<0> yuk
<0> you people smell
<8> ***GROUP ****** ??????/
<9> lol
<8> and hose too
<0> I haven't showered since Stormchaser touched me
<4> hehe
<10> good night
<11> anyone ever have problems connecting to mysql with a PHP script and getting an error that mysql.sock doesn't exist when it actually does and in the right place, with the right permissions?
<0> bch2: make sure it is where php thinks it is
<0> bch2: run phpinfo(), you'll see
<0> and if it's not, just symlink it
<12> Anyone know the location of a good tutorial covering "permalink" urls? how to make them?
<5> Simple; don't make them.
<6> lol
<5> Make the actual URLs permanent themselves.
<13> IE is choking on some file uploads and giving me the page not found error on submit of the form....
<13> but Firefox loves it
<5> The very existence of the concept of a permalink demonstrates a fundamental flaw in the understanding of the web.
<13> and sometimes IE works too....
<5> URLs are not supposed to change.
<13> is it a PHP issue? or is there something screwy in my form probably?
<12> mattmcc, I am just asking for a tutorial covering it.
<6> http://inventgeek.com/projects/mousepad/overview.aspx <-- ummm....
<13> the form is simple... <form action="" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data"><input type="hidden" name="key" value="image" /><input type="file" name="infile" /><br /><input type="submit" name="submit" cl***="bdy" value="Upload Logo" /></form>
<13> but on IE it just doestn like me sometimes
<5> Stormchaser: I believe you can also buy mice with fans in them.
<14> is anyone willing to help me fix a flaw in a php form on my website that is allowing people to use our form and server as a spam gateway .. I'm not good with PHP ..
<5> derxob: Does the form include a "to address" field?
<14> mattmcc, yeah a hidden value=mail@mail.com something like that
<5> derxob: Yeah. It's fairly trivial for the user to set that to whatever they want.
<6> mattmcc: I don't have a fetish for that ;)
<14> mattmcc, yeah thats the issue.. but I'm unfortunately unable to fix the flaw
<5> derxob: Well, it's easy. Take it out. Hardcode the 'to' address in your mail() call.
<14> mattmcc, I wish it was that easy. the php is a bit more complicated than that
<14> mattmcc, it has some if's in it and such .. the value is not always the same email addy
<5> The form can send messges to different addresses?
<14> mattmcc, would you mind if I pm'd you some specifics ?
<0> specifics, kinky
<15> Hey, what's wrong with this code: http://pastebin.com/544039 ?
<15> this is how i'm calling it: $admin = new admincl***('uploads/headlines');
<5> $this->uploadDir
<4> who the hell delivers pizza with a mustang?
<15> oh yeah
<0> itrebal: heh
<5> itrebal: People who use their personal vehicles?
<0> itrebal: Maybe it's not the pizza guy. Fear.
<4> HolyGoat: hehe
<6> itrebal: Someone wants your servers
<6> ph33r
<0> ph33r t3h b33r
<4> Stormchaser: noone in their right mind wants my server :)
<16> I'm trying to delete a database record in an objects __destruct() What's the best way to handle the database connection?
<16> Should I connect in the destructor?
<17> is __FILE__ a valid constant in php 4.2.2.? I am getting premature end of script headers in a simple php script using __FILE__
<6> itrebal: I want it
<0> lblue: Uhm, you could. Doing stuff like that in the destructor is not very good practice in itself though.
<4> Stormchaser: hehe
<0> rickhax: Yes, that is a valid predefined constant.
<6> http://www.hackaday.com/entry/1234000537073518/ <-- I want this to work with my palm :)
<0> wow, this is the third time firefox is crashing on ads tonight. Time to get adblock again.
<5> Plugin/libc issues?
<16> HolyGoat: Thanks I'll try to think of a better approach. I'm creating something a bit like perl's tie connecting an object to a database record. I need the records id when the object is created but I don't want to save a bunch of otherwise empty objects.
<0> Not sure. It hangs as soon as ads get loaded from ad servers.
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