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<0> TeXHaPb, yes, if no errors and no submition the temp file will be deleted
<1> is there a scandisk program built entirely in PHP?
<2> b1n0ry: why? watchya gotta do?
<3> scandir('/tmp') is the dir used in php.nets example
<3> and i dont understand why that wont work for me
<1> or a PHP defrag script
<4> cenoura, Take a look at session_set_save_handler(). The best way is to implement your own session subsistem!
<5> Mordof: On unix machines, /tmp is a real directory
<1> there should be, because that would be awesome
<2> ^Migs^: i dont see how its possible
<5> Mordof: It's where tempfiles are stored
<1> PHP can do anything
<6> itrebal: installing power monitors on our primary power feeds.
<0> TeXHaPb, ok. i will.
<2> b1n0ry: ooh
<6> ^Migs^ can it make me a cheese sandwich?



<1> I wouldn't doubt it. PHP could run a cheese sandwich factory and organize the distribution of a cheese sandwich directly to YOU
<2> !tell ^Migs^ about g15
<1> that's how awesome PHP is
<4> cenoura, >if no errors and no submition the temp file will be deleted - Let us imagine, there was a sumission with file uploaded, but without e-mail? HOW does the file will be deleted, if the user closes it's browser?
<1> haha
<5> Mordof: You have to p*** a directory to scandir(). On Unix, /tmp is a real directory. Thus, on Unix, the example on php.net/scandir would work just fine.
<2> ^Migs^: :)
<1> nice
<6> what's g15?
<0> TeXHaPb, you gave me several tips, i'm going to *digest* it and research a bit on the. thank you very much for your time/help. :)
<1> !tell b1n0ry about g15
<2> !tell b1n0ry about g15
<3> TML, so on windows i have to p*** E:\Data Bin\Pictures in order for it to work?
<0> .. on the./ on it.
<6> lol
<3> how does that work for people not on local machine??
<4> cenoura, And of course, use sessions to save not command but filenames!
<5> Mordof: What do you mean?
<2> Mordof: scandir works only locally
<6> itrebal: once my new project is underway, php *will* be able to do anything
<0> TeXHaPb, ok :)
<3> ....
<2> b1n0ry: hehe, what project?
<1> does a computer need to have a p***word on the user account to be able to connect through Remote Desktop Connection?
<5> Mordof: PHP always runs on the "local machine"
<2> Mordof: for example, on the server
<6> itrebal: writing a sockets interface to OPC servers
<3> itrebal, so how come i cant get it to scan a folder on my server?
<1> I bet there's a way to get PHP to remote on a remote machine
<3> without using my drive path
<1> *to run on a remote machine
<6> itrebal: through which data can be p***ed and read
<2> Mordof: is the script doing scandir on the server your tring?
<5> Mordof: Because that's how your OS does directory names.
<2> b1n0ry: hehe, i did something similar to that...made a light turn off, then go off
<3> ok, whats an alternative to scandir since this isnt going to work for me
<4> cenoura, I can give you my icq/e-mail, because I visit this chanel very rarely.
<5> Mordof: Every alternative to scandir is going to have the same problem. You're going to have to give a it filesystem location that ACTUALLY EXISTS on the server the code is running on.
<2> b1n0ry: rather, led
<6> itrebal: i say it will do anything then because that will allow direct data transfer (including triggers) between a PHP script and a Programmable Logic Controller :)
<2> b1n0ry: right
<3> TML, i cant give it localhost/Pictures, i cant give it /Pictures, so i cant use any method.. ever?
<3> this just doesn't seem right
<2> Mordof: you're using windows, right?
<3> yes
<2> your server*
<2> then /Pictures does not exist
<6> then, PHP will become the web-enabled manufacturing application language of choice!
<2> Mordof: you have to do something like ./Pictures
<3> so i HAVE to use a direct drive path...
<5> Mordof: You have to use a local filesystem path, yes.
<2> Mordof: no, you use ./ and ../ etc
<3> oh.. k, ill try that
<2> b1n0ry: haha thats almost funny :)
<6> Mordorf: you are using Windows, so you have to use local filesystem paths including drive letters i.e. "C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\My Documents\My Pictures"
<5> . and .. won't work if they're on different physical drives
<7> I'm looking for a guide/tutorial on date parsing/conversions.
<8> quick question on the PHP installation regarding the right MPM for use in apache --
<1> you know what's a great movie? Kung Fu Hustle.



<6> itrebal: do you doubt my madness?
<3> bleh, this ****s!!!!
<7> I need a version of strtotime (or at least a limited version of it) in Visual Basic
<8> NotHere: http://php.mirrors.ilisys.com.au/manual/en/faq.installation.php it says not to use a threaded MPM -- so which MPM should be used ? worker is not the one to use, right ?
<2> b1n0ry: yes
<8> er
<2> b1n0ry: but, i've done worse..
<7> I was wondering if anyone was aware of any date processing guides or tutorials
<8> that was name completetion --
<3> php is useless in my instance then
<6> itrebal: i'll see you at phpcon next year :) i'll be the one at the podium
<1> date processing?
<2> b1n0ry: hehe
<1> look it up in the PHP manual
<2> b1n0ry: hell, i'm poor :) can't afford that ****
<1> PHP has ALL the date processing functions you'll EVER need
<7> ^Migs^: I have to convert arbitrary date formats into a single format
<7> but not in PHP
<3> php = garbage for what im doing!! GRRRR im pissed off now
<5> Mordof: Why is it useless if you have to type a drive letter?
<1> then why are you asking about it in a PHP channel if you're not using PHP?
<7> I'd like to base it on the PHP strtotime
<2> b1n0ry: i'm a poor highschool student
<1> go to the arbitrary date channel
<3> because ill be moving it around and ive got alot of places to change things if thats the case
<6> #arbitraryDatesForNonPHPUsers
<1> right
<2> Mordof: then use ./ and the like
<9> Mordof: So, um, make the path configurable.
<5> Mordof: So define a constant that says where the "root" is
<3> itrebal, doesn't work
<2> fine
<6> itrebal: / notation doesn't work in windows
<5> Mordof: define("SCANDIR_ROOT", "E:\Foo\bar"); scandir(SCANDIR_ROOT."/Pictures");
<2> b1n0ry: the ./ and ../?
<5> Mordof: The language isn't useless, the person using the language is.
<3> hmm, true
<3> hey.. im not entirely useless :S
<9> Just a little presumptuous.
<3> just frustrated
<10> enygma: no rss feed for you :P
<3> yeah, that too
<1> I wish there was a web hosting company that used PHP 6.0.0
<6> itrebal: maybe it does, i hate windows for server apps
<11> mazzanet - pweaseeeeee?
<11> ;)
<5> Mordof: Stop being frustrated and use your head from something other than a hatrack.
<12> Sony firmware ****s
<3> heh.. k
<12> :(
<10> if i can be bothered enough i'll whip up something sometime
<2> b1n0ry: i hate windows period :)
<9> ^Migs^: For the right price, I'll give you a Xen-based PHP6 host. :P
<12> :-[ READ DVD STRUCTURE#0 failed with SK=4h/ASC=09h/ACQ=02h]: Input/output error
<12> :-[ READ DISC INFORMATION failed with SK=4h/ASC=09h/ACQ=02h]: Input/output error
<6> itrebal: i hate periods
<5> nforbes: erm
<2> b1n0ry: yea
<11> mazzanet - lazy*** ;)
<1> yeah, that'd be awesome
<9> Carefully sequestered from the rest of the system.
<2> b1n0ry: the ladies get bitchy :)
<9> So that its CVS-quality code can't infect anything.
<1> oh, of course
<1> CVS-quality?
<9> Y'know. Untrustworthy.
<10> enygma: though damien's reply is so very very helpful
<10> *bitchslaps*
<1> whatever is in CVS represents the latest and greatest developments
<10> ...
<6> itrebal: i'll probably be starting the OPC work next in the next month or so. it may involve some modification of the PHP source code, i'm thinking, or module(s) to enhance socket support
<2> ^Migs^: and also likly not to work
<2> b1n0ry: do modules, not entire php mods


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