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<0> all automagically
<0> now someone slap me.
<1> aeg: My vi wouldn't, but YMMV
<1> mazzanet: Or even one directory site, for that matter?
<0> TML: well there's a service called pingomatic that notifies said fifty billion directory sites in one go
<2> use vim not vi
<1> mazzanet: The latter question stands
<0> TML: because i can.
<1> mazzanet: ...
<1> mazzanet: I can vivisect you
<1> And yet look at the restraint I show
<1> You remain un-vivisected
<2> heh you sound like hannibal lecter
<1> mazzanet: Do you even actively blog, or was this truly a *********ory exercise?
<3> Ok ths .. live is strange ... rewrite did not work .. then i droped the <?php and ?> lines and added them again and now its clean!



<3> thx folks
<0> a) sometimes b) yes
<1> aeg: As JoshX said, you had a Unicode BOM before your <?php
<2> The Wordpress author set up pingomatic so if you use Wordpress you'll by default be notifying 50 billion directories.
<4> TML: exactly :)
<0> http://news.php.net/php.internals/21806 <--- *bitch slap*
<0> http://news.php.net/php.internals/21807 <--- *bitch slap*
<5> Sometimes the PHP newsgroup is a second bash.org
<0> cvs account requests and user notes typically take the cake
<6> hello
<5> Heh, is it even really that easy? Don't you have to write and submit some patches before you get CVS access to the source?
<0> yes
<0> yes to the patch submitting
<5> Some people... as if it doesn't seem obvious.
<1> For some definitions of "get access to the source"
<1> Everyone has read access
<5> *bitch slap PHP newsgroups*
<5> TML: commit access :)
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103145 <--- why?!
<1> kuja: It's pretty trivial to get commit access to phpdoc
<6> is it possible to send information to a server the same way it is done through a post form ? if yes any resources I can check to do this?
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103146 <--- eh? translation required...
<5> If I tried hard enough, real hard, I could probably get access to help translate PHP in Korean
<5> s/PHP/the PHP manual/
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103149 <--- friggin people stating the friggin obvious...
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103150 <--- this just takes the cake.
<5> mazzanet: "since the rest of the post's were about creating random p***words, just use this on like, 3 random letters, and you'll get like 8 or something, depending on the letters, so it's totally un-encryptable unless they know it's a md5 encrytpion"
<7> guys, if i'm trying to keep a running total in a loop, how do i do that?
<7> $goal = $row['homescore'];
<7> $goal = $row['homescore']++;
<7> ?
<7> whoops
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103153 <--- mmm drugs.
<7> $goal+ = $row['homescore'];
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103152 <---- and more drugs...
<7> guys?
<7> can i do that or should i dump the values to an array to sort out of the loop?
<7> $goal[] = $row['homescore'];
<8> += ?
<7> $goal+= $row['homescore'];
<7> yes?
<9> yep, drugs lol
<7> sorted :)
<7> cheers
<10> hi
<11> hi
<7> hi
<11> can someone give me advice how to render html code to some picture format? for example jpg?
<2> you mean <img src="image.jpg" alt="description" /> ?
<0> kuja: have a look at the one which i said takes the cake
<12> any ubuntu users around?
<12> I want to install php5
<12> but when I install it
<12> apache web-server is automatically installed on my machine ... such a crap
<11> Narada: no.. render html page to image.. "print it like from printer" but to image format, or PDF
<1> Dr. Hawking, I presume? Your typing speed is much improved.
<2> hawking: google for - apt-get php5 mysql5 and try the first hit
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103154 <--- someone state a use for this...
<12> Narada : that hit doesn't say anythign
<12> I just need php that I can run from /usr/bin/php
<7> guys, if you have an array of numbers, is there a function to add them automatically?



<7> whats the best way to extract the total value in the array?
<2> hawking: ah command line ...
<12> Narada : right
<2> hawking: tried #debian?
<13> awww yeah
<12> tryin...
<13> vmware on gentoo via x11 forwarding
<13> i'm on top of the world :P
<5> I'll show you on top of the world.
<5> :P
<13> ewww
<12> Narada : php5-cli :) found
<7> anyone?
<13> 03:19:29 up 1 day, 22:50, 2 users, load average: 6.20, 3.95, 1.61
<13> highest loads i've ever seen my pc
<5> 19:20:25 up 3 days, 2:09, 2 users, load average: 1.48, 1.15, 0.80
<2> hawking: yeah i thought there might have been a cli only package but i thought you would already have tried that so i didn't mention it
<5> Mmm, my comp ****s
<12> Narada : jejeje thx anyway
<2> np
<14> kuja please say computer not comp
<5> [FiRe]Maverick: No.
<2> they merged cli and sapi on gentoo; have you use use flags to switch stuff on now
<11> Narada: any idea?
<13> heh
<13> i've been wanting to vm stuff
<13> i need different OS's :\
<0> http://news.php.net/php.notes/103163 <--- captain obvious to the rescue again
<5> mazzanet: Same guy?
<5> No...
<5> Different, woman :P
<5> Pffft, women!
<5> Except Pollita :D
<0> :P
<2> am3n1ty: use a pdf library?
<2> or gd
<15> mazzanet: I like the one that ends with "and since it is md5 encrypted you can't encrypt it unless you know its md5..." - well.. close ;)
<16> what was the command again to pause or wait within a loop?
<5> sleep()
<16> not pause() and not wait().. sleep! thanks kuja!
<2> isn't sleep used for thread states in java as well; can't quite recall those days
<1> no_sleep_till('Brooklyn')
<17> i do a rescaling with imagemagik on uploaded images ... is there a way to extract an image from an uploaded swf-file?
<18> oc
<1> xirjs: That's an odd question. Reminds me of an episode of Animaniacs. "If I were a hot fudge sundae, who was the 14th President of the United States?"
<1> xirjs: There is almost certainly not any way to extract a frame from an SWF file, regardless of whether or not you're using imagemagick
<1> decompiling SWF files is a relatively non-trivial task
<17> TML: thx for this very long and intensiv answer ... ;)
<1> xirjs: I was just pointing out that the first and second parts of your question appear to bear no relationship to each other whatsoever. :)
<7> guys, how do i limit the decimal point vlaues displayed on a number variable?
<7> I only want 3 sign figs
<19> hi all.. i have an empty array and another index array of arrays.. when i merge them.. the result is an empty array... any ideas?
<19> s/index/indexed
<20> hi there.
<2> don't you just love it when the previous developer with code that's completely retarded
<20> could someone explain me howto do a "ldapsearch -s one" by using ldap_search function. i dont know how to set the scope search.
<20> ?
<21> Guys I have a function that looks up article categories and returns them. What I want to do is have the function return the category but also the category ID so I can use it to link things. Any ideas how I could use an array to return this, maybe adapt it?
<2> gary: return array($category, $categoryID) and then use list($category, $categoryID) = getCategoryForArticle();
<22> hello
<21> thanks :D
<22> $num--; does tis subttract 1 from $sum?
<15> roundyz: yup..
<2> gary: Actually I'd also suggest labelling the array keys: array('category' => $category, 'category_id' => $categoryID); this makes more readable code when accessing the array and when creating it
<23> !+at
<24> For Apache to be able to parse your .php files, you need to add this line to your config "AddHandler application/x-httpd-php .php". To make .phps files work too, you need to add "AddHandler application/x-httpd-php-source .phps" also. You must restart Apache after adding either or both of these lines.
<22> i got this script but it outputs zero
<22> fangel: it outputs zero
<2> roundyz: It doesn't do anything to $sum since the variable you are working with is $num;
<2> omg i ended my sentence with a semi colon again ... sigh habitual
<15> roundyz: yeah $num-- does nothing to $sum - and why should id?
<15> it?
<2> this is why i love bash no semi colon needed


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