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<0> ha
<0> ok, I'll give that a try, thanks much Touqen
<1> Touqen: ?
<2> itrebal, ?
<1> Touqen: ?
<2> itrebal, ?
<3> hey guys when exactly is __destruct called? i know it's when the "script is complete", but what does that mean?
<4> Stormchaser: ?
<1> Touqen: ?
<5> Touqen: ?
<2> CWhiz, ?
<2> itrebal, ?
<1> FlamingCows: ?
<1> Touqen: ?
<0> ah bingo, that did it
<2> itrebal, ?
<5> nomopofomo: Can you be more specific?
<1> Touqen: ?
<3> well when does __destruct take effect?
<2> itrebal, >8-}
<3> i am unclear on the meaning of when exactly IS the script complete?
<5> nomopofomo: Right before the interpreter ends?
<2> After the last line has been reached.
<3> ok hrm -_-
<3> somethign to think about
<1> Touqen: Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
<6> o.o
<7> lol
<6> eeeeeeeeeeew
<4> Ah, Chuck Norris facts.
<5> nomopofomo: So when PHP thinks the script is complete because it hit the last line, exit(), or die(), it'll check to see if any __destruct() methods are define, and run them.
<2> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
<2> Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
<4> Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
<2> 0 .44
<2> Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
<4> Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
<1> Chuck Norris's smile can cure a dieing man. Too bad the only time he smiles is when he kills someone.
<2> When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
<4> When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
<1> Chuck Norris ate the last peice of pizza. What the **** are you going to do about that? (Submitted that one)
<2> Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
<1> Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
<6> lol
<2> As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
<1> Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
<2> Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
<1> Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
<2> Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
<4> Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
<1> Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
<2> Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
<1> Pi is not infinite. It stops when Chuck Norris tells it to.
<2> To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
<1> Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
<8> what the hell is up with all this norris crap
<1> jiggster: Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
<4> Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
<6> lol
<7> FlamingCows: :)
<2> According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
<1> Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
<2> Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
<1> The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
<9> Stormchaser: Okay, I read the entire Python tutorial. Now, I'm bored. What should I do? lol
<2> kuja, Write something in python
<9> No ****
<7> http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
<5> Chuck Norris eats pythons for breakfast.
<2> The gr*** is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the gr*** is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
<9> What to write, that's another story :P
<4> Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
<7> kuja: solarwolf clone :)
<2> Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
<9> The hell is solarwolf? And start simple!
<1> If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
<7> kuja: a pygame game :)
<9> -_-;
<9> Stormchaser: I might go GTK :P
<2> Chuck Norris owns a large private estate in the middle of the Atlantic. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate tresp***ers
<1> Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
<7> kuja: You ****.
<10> lol
<4> Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris.
<9> Stormchaser: GTK2 rocks, bite me :P
<2> Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
<7> kuja: I won't... you don't taste good.
<9> =(
<11> what is the best way of implementing a timed ban on a host?
<2> After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
<4> Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
<5> cenoura: Putting Chuck Norris in place.
<4> Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Chuck Norris does in fact have one of those.
<11> CWhiz, do you have his email add?
<1> Chuck Norris can eat a rubriks cube,and **** it out solved.
<2> Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who re
<1> hehe
<5> cenoura: :) You could write something to your .htaccess and re-write it with a cronjob.
<12> Touqen: who r? WHO R?
<10> When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
<4> In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
<4> Jakarta: I already said that one.
<7> nforbes: no, it is 'whore'
<11> CWhiz, i were looking something easyer, like holding the ip on a variable for some time...
<12> lol
<4> Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
<2> Heart disease may be the new leading cause of death in women age 45 to 65, but Chuck Norris is still the leading cause of death in men age 0 to 125.
<5> cenoura: Variables cease to exist after the script ends.
<11> CWhiz, without going to MySQL or .htaccess
<10> sorry :-/
<4> Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
<13> Touqen: your last Chuck Norris had the end cud off
<1> If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you might be two seconds away from death.
<11> CWhiz, okay, thanks :)
<1> GarethAdams: who responded with "I beleive you're in my seat"
<2> When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
<7> lol
<7> okay... I think that shoiuld be enough for the day...
<2> Aww
<4> Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
<4> Last one. :)
<7> Touqen: FYI, I can read, too
<2> It's funnier to paste them here though.
<7> FlamingCows: :)
<7> Touqen: not to mention more spammy
<10> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
<1> Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
<7> anyone else?
<1> havnt done that in a while
<10> lol
<5> foreach ($victims as $victim) { $Stormchaser->roundhouse_kick($victim); }
<2> foreach($victims as $victim) { if ($victim != CHUCK_NORRIS) { $stormchaser->roundhouse_kick($victim); }
<2> }
<7> lol
<1> hehe
<2> http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty <-- Mr. T facts
<2> There are vin diesel facts there too
<1> it just doesn't work with anyone else
<14> hi there
<2> Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a m***ive erection. There were no survivors.
<14> Im trying to insert data in database...
<2> Sure it does.
<14> http://pastebin.com/541074
<14> Please, I didnt find the error
<2> :-/
<1> heh
<10> van damme rules!
<2> no
<2> Van Damme and Steven Seagull aren't even worth thinking about, let alone mentioning
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