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<0> lo
<1> Jymmm: sounds like a fun job
<2> mrturtle, are your services for hire if help is needed ?
<3> Jymmm: Purely as a "Your kind too young to tell you 'you ****' " kind of punishment?
<3> *kid
<4> mattmcc: if they did that, the employees would go nuts trying to use those touch-pad mouse interfaces.
<5> HolyGoat: Eh, if they're dumb*** enough to lock their baby in the car, they can buy a new window.
<6> How can i check if a date ("F d Y H:i:s.") is after another date ("F d Y H:i:s.") ? I got them both in a var. just $d1 > $d2 is not working?
<7> if needed, sure. I think you'd enjoy the process though
<1> Jymmm: sounds sensible
<4> Mosselmaniac: test the timestamps, not the formatted dates
<6> and in that way i can use > ?
<0> Yea
<4> Mosselmaniac: yes, because they will be numbers
<5> Tresnar When you see a baby starting to turn blue becasue all the windows are up in the summer time, I think it's completel reasonable move.
<6> oh of course :) thanks caff
<1> Whee, we got invited as guests at a radio program with our band :)
<8> Morning
<0> Afternoon
<9> HolyGoat: coo
<9> l
<4> mattmcc: did TML mention what I told him last week?
<10> Don't believe so.
<1> AcidReign: our demo is almost done too, I'll keep you posted on that :) (in the mastering phase)
<4> mattmcc: then we should talk if you have a moment
<9> HolyGoat: cool, I'd like a copy :-)
<10> Sure.
<5> Tresnar there is no end to the stupidity out there =)
<1> AcidReign: All songs will be downloadable :)
<9> HolyGoat: nice
<5> Tresnar and if it was REALLY REALLY stupid, we'd call the cops for child endangerment.
<1> macOnki: You happen to know an xhtml/css/javascript kinda guy living around zwolle by any chance?
<11> HolyGoat, nopes, sorry, isn't Gijs available?
<3> Jymmm: It's unfortunate that I can't dispute what you're saying. Any time I've been in a job where I have to deal with 'the public', there's enough stupidity to keep me throughly disturbed.
<1> Hm, I don't know actually. He's more of a visual designer though. Oh, we need one of those too.
<11> HolyGoat, havn't spoken to him for a while
<1> me neither
<1> I have to get in touch with him
<3> I'm reminded of 6 year olds left to watch 4 year olds at the library, while the mother goes off shopping for many hours :/
<11> I know he did some jobs more for my old employer
<11> that line ****s
<3> [Then when they DO come back, they get whiney about people telling their kids not to climb on the shelves... HOW DARE YOU TELL MY KID WHAT TO DO!]
<3> Bleh.
<1> macOnki: he's a great visual designer imho (as far as I'm capable of judging that)
<1> we need to hire him :)
<9> Tresnar: that's when you ban them and their kids for breaking the rules
<11> yeah, that is true, but give him time, on a fast job he isn't that good
<11> HolyGoat, according to my former employer that is
<1> ah I see, thanks for the tip
<12> caffinated: Hadn't had time to speak with him yet, sorry
<5> Tresnar Lot of funny stories too... Locked their keys in the car, you open it, the refuse to pay, you toss the keys back in and lock the car. Then charge them double when you have to re-open the car because NOW they are willing to pay.
<4> TML: no trouble, I'm doing that now.
<3> Jymmm: Child Services instead, the second time they did it.
<5> Tresnar Heh, my boss was a member of City Counsel, so we knew all the cops =)
<3> Mmmm.
<13> how can i enable PHP exec function ?
<14> heh throwing them back in the car and charging double, seems illegal
<0> love the idea ;)
<15> unique - I ***ume you mean that it's restricted by safe_made
<15> er mode
<16> dirk? /wc
<5> Tresnar The BEST jobs were the IRS seizures. You show up at 5:45am and just lock the place down with ****load of armed IRS agents... looks worse than a DEA sting on a crackhouse.
<15> unique - in that case, you have to alter the php.ini to turn it off
<16> oops
<17> can i use explode like this: explode(array('\n','\r'),$code); `
<18> um... no?
<14> heh
<18> you can't explode an array :P
<3> Jymmm: *ARMED* IRS agents?
<17> what would be the correct chase for exploding both \n and \r then ?
<17> nvm i just thought of it
<18> preg_split
<3> That seems a bit... overkill?
<5> Tresnar Yep... Armed IRS recovery agents.
<17> thx anyway :)
<18> rhx
<3> Do people shoot back, often?
<5> Tresnar IRs is Dept of the Tresury
<5> Tresnar: Not that I ever saw. but they are extremely freaked out.
<13> what do i have to write by safe_mode_include_dir & safe_mode_exec_dir ?
<17> then second question, theres only \n and \r wich represents newline (in OS term)
<3> Yeah, and I would not expect treasurers to be armed. It doesn't seem as if taxation is worth felony-level enforcement :/
<12> !tell Lafa about newline
<5> Tresnar That's how they got Capone... tax ivasion.
<19> hi can someone point me to info on how I use php forms to store & recall info from a mysql database
<12> Lafa: If you're trying to breakup by the OS EOL sequence, that's usually a clue that you should be using file()
<18> lwizardl: Left.
<12> lwizardl: php.net/mysql has everything you need to know
<3> Jymmm: In which case, the police officers could be armed.
<17> TML: i just want to know the types of linefeed chars there is
<18> www.w3schools.com/php also has something on that (but as TML pointed out -- No better thing than PHP's manuals ;) )
<12> Lafa: php-bot told you that
<0> whats the best way of typecasting variables? for like cl***' etc? :$:S
<17> err, sorry dident see it :$
<20> Iron_lord, $foo = (Type)$foo works
<21> oke what does a @ do in php ?
<12> !+@
<22> [@] The PHP error control operator that suppresses errors (@foo()), see: http://php.net/operators.errorcontrol - Don't use it to hide errors you don't understand, or just because you saw someone else use it.
<5> !+@
<12> Lafa: But if you're splitting a string based on newlines, that's usually a clue that you should be using file()
<0> hmmmm kk
<21> newlines ****
<18> ...
<17> TML: thanks for the help
<18> tar -x ?
<8> Stormchaser: M$
<13> what do i have to write by safe_mode_include_dir & safe_mode_exec_dir ?
<18> winrar :)
<12> php-bot: @ ~= s/to hide errors you don't understand, or just because you saw someone else use it./. Think I'm wrong? Ask me about "GO".
<22> You are moron #1, TML
<23> does anyone know a simple command to test if a directory is writtable?
<12> ooh, you little punk!
<12> ibob63: You mean like php.net/is-writable?
<24> is (!$myarr[0]) { } the same as (!isset($myarr[0])) { } ?
<9> m-00kie: not quite
<24> how is it not?
<9> m-00kie: its more like: if( empty( $myarr[0] ) )
<24> I just want to check that the array isnt yet defined
<9> that checks if the element is defined, not the array
<9> m-00kie: you probably want if( is_array( $myarr ) )
<24> no..
<12> ...
<5> TML It's cute =)
<12> m-00kie: $array = array(0=>0); isset($array[0]) is true, but $array[0] is false.
<12> Jymmm: I forgot my trailing slash. :I
<5> TML Oh, I understand, but it's still cute =)
<23> TML: thanks for iswritable - just what I was looking for :)
<12> Jymmm: Good to know my shame pleases you
<18> TML: Not to mention you get a E_NOTICE on the if($arr[index]) isn't set...
<5> TML there's no shame in it, we are all human =)
<12> Speak for yourself, mortal
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