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<0> Would be nice if you didn't need "array( ... )"
<1> hi, anybody use openssl_get_publickey() before?
<1> i get an error, "supplied key param cannot be coerced into a public key
<1> i did try doing a base64_decode() on my public key to convert to binary first,
<1> as per http://jp2.php.net/manual/en/function.openssl-verify.php
<1> and echoing the binary on the browser definitely looks like binary data...and i
<1> ...and it includes expected string such as my common name, etc.
<2> i could use some help with mysql api http://rafb.net/paste/results/VbtdCu24.html
<3> redduck676, you're to quote non numeric values
<2> colder: thanks will try
<3> s/re/ve
<2> colder: i quoted them with \", still the same error
<3> what error ?
<2> colder: it is the last line in my paste
<1> :(
<3> redduck676, echo mysql_error() after your query



<1> woe is me :(
<1> if nobody knows about my openssl problem, perhaps somebody could suggest a relatively painless way of suicide? :(
<4> Yaeyama: helium and a plastic bag
<1> itrebal: sounds like fun :)
<4> Yaeyama: it actually is the most painless, you p*** out quickly.... i swear, the only way i know that is a good friend of mine works with suicidals
<1> itrebal: heh
<2> colder: thanks, the probelm was than in the first query i forgot to put character (a column) inside ``
<1> itrebal: does your friend know anything about openssl? ;)
<4> Yaeyama: heh..
<1> itrebal: i mean, you help me, you help yourself.
<1> itrebal: if i don't get this **** working, you will never be able to play with "the greatest web site ever made!!!1111oneone"
<1> heh
<5> how can I install psql support on my php 4.3.8 for windows ? thnq
<6> I need some php tutorials
<6> can anyone help me?
<7> mfch: php.net
<7> it's a wonderfull place :)
<6> common
<6> am serious
<6> I've been there
<6> I want something advanced
<6> am not a beginner
<6> but i want to be more learned in it
<7> then specify :>
<7> i mean PHP.net has it all, somewhere :>
<6> how to make a portal like e-trade,e-commerce and e-bank
<8> !+enter
<9> Don't use the enter key as puncuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<4> yay! all my repositories have been removed of my username and p***word!
<6> zampa where is it then?
<10> mfch: sf.net/projects/owasp
<6> thx let me check
<10> you shouldn't need a tutorial if you're going to do "advanced" scripts, IMHO
<10> but best practices, such as those, are good
<6> but i don't have a tutor
<6> so i use tutorials
<6> and i don't have books
<7> Well, use the tutorials to tutor you.
<7> that's the way I did.
<6> cos most online stores don't ship to my country
<6> thnxs zampa
<7> for example if you are making a community, first plan what you want to have on it.
<7> then just figure out what scripts that will help you on the way, and if you can't solve something just go and find a script that will do it for you.
<7> and modify it so it fits you.
<6> but i don't know how to call most of the scrips on my mind
<6> for example
<11> is there a way to get all the accepted-languages as an array?
<4> Stormchaser: do you have a link to info about open_basedir?>
<6> I want to make something where you be able to authenticate after buying a card that contains a pin code
<11> or do i have to write my own function to parse the http header accepted-languages ?
<6> but i don't know how to go about it
<10> $_SERVER['accept_lang'] could be explode()'d I suppose, mcm
<6> zampa do you need an example of the site of talking about?
<11> A_Jelly_Donut: ok. thanks. i will look at it...
<6> www.waecdirect.org
<6> look at that site
<6> I need to authenticate the site the way this one does
<6> its for students
<6> you have to buy a card that contains a pin number and serial number before loggin in
<6> somebody please talk to me
<7> mfch: I am.



<7> cheking the site not.
<7> now
<11> php.net doesn't reponse on function searches. are there any other resources where i can look at?
<8> mfch: Please don't abouse the enter key...
<6> Ok
<10> mcm, there is a downloadable manual. Its useful to me :)
<7> mfch: So you want them to 'purchase' a pincode which they will have to use to login into a site?
<12> i want people to purcahse a pincode for my site too!
<7> myconid: :D
<12> notthat anyone would.
<12> but ill steal some porn or something and post it
<6> yes zampa
<4> screw the pincode, i just wnat people to pay me :)
<12> you should use those smart cards that Kinko's uses... those seem secure.
<7> I want $1,000,000.00, so everyone wants something, that's good.
<6> the school will be incharge of selling the pin code
<6> no
<12> zampa: milliondollarhomepage.com
<6> the school is paying me for the project
<12> maybe your school should pay ##php
<6> can't you see the sample i gave you?
<7> mfch: well, when they register why not just have a authentication field in a database which contians a value, and send them the value when you 'purchase' their pinkode?
<7> pincode* even.
<6> after uploading am thru with the project y do i have to see pincode for a public project?
<10> mcm, try $accept_lang_ary = explode(',', $_SERVER['HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE']);
<12> tell mfch about u
<12> 'y' is the same as 'u'
<8> ypu're missing a ! there, myconid...
<8> !+typing english
<9> ##PHP does not allow aolbonics (or leetspeak) such as "u for you, r for are, ic for i see -- etc" and typing like this will result in you being silenced, furthermore, inability to adapt may result in a ban.
<6> am disappointed
<12> ah .. my bad.. AOLBonics
<6> the school gave me www.waecdirect.org as sample
<6> so i have to make that type
<12> mfch: so whats the problem.
<6> they use the pincode to access thier result details
<12> Right.. and whats the problem.
<7> anyway, don't listen to me, I just talk rubbish.
<7> but just have authentication field in a database
<6> they'll have to buy a card that contains d code from the school bursary
<6> den go online to get thier results
<12> what is a 'bursary'
<6> where money is paid
<12> What country are you from?
<6> am from Nigeria
<12> do you want to give me a million dollars or something?
<6> that is WAEC
<12> maybe call a # for you
<6> West Africa Examination Council waec
<7> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bursary
<6> I told you earlier I like php
<6> I tutor myself
<12> is this a new take on the 'i need to get 5000 out of the country please help me' style emails/
<6> can i get help here?
<12> mfch: you hve been offered help.
<0> No, it costs $50
<7> mfch: why not just use a database?
<13> Just because he's nigerian..? jeez
<12> kuja: I need to pay $50 now? what kind of nigerian scam is this
<7> or am I not getting the problem? :/
<6> hey please i beg you in the name of God
<7> mfch: use a friggin' database :>
<6> Kick me rather that insult my country myconid
<6> if am a scammer i won't be here
<12> mfch: im not an op, so ill just insult your country.
<6> am talking about web development
<14> hey, anyone knows how the programlisting role="php" in the xml source documentation gets translated to highlighted php code?
<12> mfch: you have been told.. use a database.
<6> and you're talking about scam
<7> myconid: just chill, please.
<6> how do i use the database
<6> ?


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