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<0> My girlfriend just got off work, about 4 HOURS AGO! :(
<1> now if i wake her up shes going to yell at me
<0> I'd get yelled at and slapped if I tried to wake her up right now
<0> Cause of course, I'm her bitch!
<1> so if i dont wake her up, and let her wake up by her self, i get to ward of the yelling and a grumpy woman
<0> Make it "accidental"
<0> Throw a brick on her, and be like "Oh hey~ you woke up? Right on time!"
<1> haha i value my life
<0> Meh
<0> I was thinking you didn't :(
<1> its that time of the month, im going to let her rest
<0> Meh, it's good for me. At least I get to hog the computer while she's asleep
<2> *yawn*
<2> kuja: Learn ASP and get a job :)
<0> lol
<0> **** you :)



<0> OVER MY DEAD BODY I WILL!
<3> heh
<1> asp.net is nice :)
<0> Plus, getting a coding job in Korea requires much learning
<2> kuja: I'm deadly serious. I had to learn it for my first job as well...
<0> Requires ASP/Flash/Photoshop
<2> kuja: So?
<0> So that's a lot, I can't even learn a basic language :(
<4> kuja: Just find a coding job online for some American customers...
<2> PS is a snap (you need a bit of talent), flash can be easily learned and -- tah-dah!
<0> I'd rather learn Python and find a Python job in the states :P
<2> hehe :)
<2> I hate coding enough not to get another programming job :)
<0> Stormch[a]ser: Go to bed whore! lol
<4> I do PHP/PERL/MySQL for multiple clients right now - pays well ($20-$40 /hr)
<2> kuja: shaddap, bitch!
<0> I can't see myself getting paid to write PHP.
<0> I just seems like tortue at the same time.
<0> torture
<0> Come to think of it, I haven't written PHP for weeks now, nothing serious at least.
<4> you'd be surprised how many people do pay - but it is torturous when it's the same simple MySQL insert queries and forms
<2> kuja: Well... From my side I know how that feels -- First 6 months it ws fun now it's REALLY BORING routine...
<0> Stormch[a]ser: Not so much boring, but "YUCK", because you discover options that are 32904732947320 times better
<0> I mean look at me, I know some Ruby, and I'm just looking WOW
<0> I look at Python, and I'm just, WHOA
<0> I look at PHP, I'm just... PFFT
<0> 80% PHP coders are untalented morons (in PHP)
<1> s/PHP//
<0> 85-90% maybe..
<5> kuja knows how to make friends, doesn't he.
<6> :D
<0> zaemis: It's true. Even in this channel. 400+ people, but 80% of them will be morons at PHP.
<0> I'm glad that I can specifically point out who isn't though
<4> as was demonstrated by some earlier qestions
<0> Being in here 2+ years at least.
<7> kuja: could you do us a favor and inform us?
<8> where is the logs saved all of these chats?
<0> itrebal: I can't determine you, cause I haven't seen your code.
<0> I haven't seen Stormch[a]ser's code either.
<2> CyberMad: In the cyberspace.
<0> Davey, he's favored. I love Davey's code.
<7> kuja: hehe, my coding style needs work - deffinatly, but its gotten alot better :)
<0> aidan`: you rock too
<2> kuja: want to see my code?
<8> my computer shutdown last night, and i forgot to make a note answer of my question at here :(
<0> Stormch[a]ser: Sure
<2> (PHP, not Python) :)
<3> aidan`: did you see my docweb magic?
<0> Stormch[a]ser: Yeah, I won't entirely judge on code style, but more on logic
<8> do you where exactly?
<8> *do you know
<0> http://www.kuja.dotgeek.org/screenshots/devshot.png <-- This is my code style. It's kind of old, back when I was on Windows.
<0> the logic is not in there, you can barely see the code.
<0> I've got no PHP code on my Linux box lol
<1> haha ive been working with c# alot lately
<1> so ive become a microsoft style whore
<7> eew
<7> hehe



<0> rioter: lol
<0> rioter: I heard C# was quite nice
<1> it is
<2> http://pastebin.com/539461 <-- kuja
<0> Stormch[a]ser: DOM tends to build up a lot and more bulk code. But it's nice. DOM has a really simple concept, so it's hard to not to it right. Other than the logic (the logic is great) there's only 1 thing I dislike. It's your cl*** naming.
<7> what are general commenting rules?
<0> itrebal: Document code usage with docblocks.
<6> kuja what shell are you using?
<0> Document the API
<0> wykis_: Windows?
<2> kuja: Um... What wrong with my cl*** naming?
<0> You mean the style?
<0> Stormch[a]ser: Not capitalized.
<0> RSSGenerator or RssGenerator would've been more appropriate.
<6> kuja err, how did you change the look then?
<2> So it should be RSSGenerator?:)
<0> Stormch[a]ser: One or the other I mentioned :)
<6> ah ok
<0> It's common practice to capitalize cl*** names
<0> wykis_: That's Windows using I forget which style.
<3> We're sorry...
<3> ... but your query looks similar to automated requests from a computer virus or
<3> spyware application. To protect our users, we can't process your request right now.
<3> screw you too google
<7> mazza[W]: what was your query?
<2> kuja: I'll rewrite this, anyways... I need strict RSS1.0, RSS1.1 and 2.0 code, so I'm going to expand this...
<6> kuja ok ok, do you talk japanese/ chinese?
<9> HAHA
<0> Cool
<3> itrebal: i went to http://www.google.com
<0> wykis_: Korean
<7> mazza[W]: thats it?
<10> is there anyway to construct a regex in php that will only look at the beginning of a line for what its searching for?
<1> Pollita why do all the girls od that when i take my pants off :(
<9> mazza: In your browser? Or from PHP?
<3> lynx.
<8> i was forgot make a note of my question: About upload file in php that support 100 MB and hundred connections concurrently ? i remember there is an website of this (someone told me last night), would guys give me what is the url?
<11> hi
<10> like *word but not word*
<6> ok kuja cool, is http://www.kuja.dotgeek.org/screenshots/mike.png, in the terminal - ruby?
<9> rioter: It's a nervous reaction. We just don't know what to think. We didn't know they came so large.
<11> is there any script help me to make expiration p***word for my users
<12> anyone here know how to use fetchmail?
<6> Seems liek a nice looking language
<7> mazza[W]: thats dumb
<9> mazza: Ah... yes, well, everyone knows only hackers use lynx
<1> Pollita haha
<6> notepad.png :)
<1> thanks... i think
<0> wykis_: Yeah, that's Ruby
<6> woow :) great
<7> kuja: MSN??!
<9> Google likes me just fine.
<0> itrebal: Righto, most of my friends use MSN messenger
<7> kuja: tell them otherwise :)
<9> You must have done something else wrong.
<0> itrebal: Yeah, okay I'll tell all 100+ of them :P
<0> itrebal: I can picture it already: "NO BITCH!"
<7> mazza[W]: i've never gotten that, while giving them *no* browser information, or saving cookies
<9> Lynx Version 2.8.5rel.1 (04 Feb 2004) libwww-FM 2.14, SSL-MM 1.4.1, GNUTLS 1.0.16 Built on linux-gnu Sep 26 2004 12:53:36
<10> hmmm that just doesnt make sense
<10> I have /};/ as my regexp and its including \t}; in the result
<9> I even denied the cookie to see if that would upset them
<7> mazza[W]: you *sure* you were doing something legal ? :)
<1> ive had that once before
<9> mazza is on their known-troublemakers list
<3> i typed `lynx http:///www.google.com` at my shell.
<1> just a refresh fixed it
<3> 3 refreshes haven't fixed it
<4> I also had it once or twice - with a valid browser (FF I believe)
<9> You haxxor you


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