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<0> Tokeiito your english is good, tis php_mysql.dll there? maybe you have an old version of it? try copying it to C:\windows or C:\php C:\windows\system32
<1> xm. version is the newst. i just downloaded it form php.net. xm, copy to C:, but in php.ini: extension_dir = "C:\Server\PHP5.1\ext". and i install php without installer - manualy.
<2> er..i need to reprogram my website
<3> hi itrebal
<2> hello
<3> itrebal: might i reccomend ruby on rails?
<3> oh wait, this is ##php
<2> hehe
<3> php5 all the way!
<2> bah! php5? i'm going of hourly builds of 6 :)
<4> itrebal, congrats?
<2> meh
<2> isn't ther e place you can put your server up for devel. testing?
<4> itrebal, to hell with ruby, mod_python baby!
<2> heh
<4> I think the fs with all my mp3s on it died.



<4> Either that or the actual hd.
<4> Kind of ****s.
<3> h - an uncursed +0 pair of gauntlets of power.--More--
<3> :)
<3> only xl 12
<4> Um what?
<5> Davey, Davey|Work : bonjour ?
<3> oops, this isnt #nethack isnt it
<3> is it :P
<4> Nope
<5> #nope ?
<5> nobody there :) ...
<2> WTF? AOL does OPENSOURCE??!
<4> Lies!
<2> thas crazy!
<2> thats like MS doing OS
<4> ...
<4> I actually think they might have an open source project here and there.
<4> Nothing huge though.
<2> ah
<6> where can I find an open source counter?
<4> http://research.microsoft.com/research/allegiance/ <-- OS MS game
<2> oh my!
<6> omg
<6> o.0
<6> is there a port for linux?
<6> lol
<6> they even provide a checksum
<4> http://www.conferencexp.net/community/Default.aspx?tabindex=12&tabid=125 <-- Something a bit more recent
<6> their asking people with linux to use it
<4> Doubtful.
<4> I'm pretty sure winzip can do checksum calcs.
<2> it cant
<2> ewll
<2> last time i used it
<4> What is it now WZ9Billion?
<2> oh man! its all the way up to 10.0 :)
<2> with command line
<2> that means people with dos can use it :)
<4> It's always had a command line
<4> Err maybe not
<7> actually that was pkzip
<4> OOOOH
<4> Riiiigh
<4> t
<6> well
<6> anyone
<6> ?
<6> answer my question?
<4> $visits++;
<4> ^ there
<2> Touqen: hehe
<6> yea but that doesnt track individual sesions
<6> visits doesnt tell me anything
<7> GPL?!? I won't use it, then
<2> $num = file_get_contents('counter'); $num++; file_put_contents('counter', $num);
<2> that could be shortend.
<4> Tarantulafudge, Well you said you wanted a "counter".
<6> ugg



<4> You weren't specific in your request so you can't blame us.
<8> itrebal: not by much
<8> $num = file_get_contents('counter'); file_put_contents('counter', ++$num);
<2> GarethAdams: yea
<4> <?php readmymindanddomywork(); ?> <-- Clearly easier than both suggestions
<7> heh... 512 megs OSS game from MS... Which probably requires MS VC6 (or something) which costs you about $400
<2> Touqen: oh yea, i forgot about that one
<4> Stormchaser, MS's compilers have _always_ been free.
<4> The IDE isn't a requirement to build windows software.
<4> And MSVC6 is $99 ( ***uming they even still sold it )
<6> so anyone going to ***ist me?
<9> hello
<2> Tarantulafudge: we can only help you if we know what you want
<4> Tarantulafudge, Have you checked hotscripts?
<7> Tarantulafudge: The moment, that you tell us what the heck you want...
<6> Touqen: a majority of hotscripts are utter crap and you know that
<4> Tarantulafudge, You _asked_ for a _where_. I gave you a _where_
<9> is there a way to generate a string of random numbers and letters of the length of 10?
<4> MonsieurBon, Yes.
<4> substr(md5(microtime()), 0, 10);
<6> I asked for an _opensource_ counter that counts by _individualusers_ instead of visits or sessions, but sessions would work good too
<9> Touqen, thought of that. Thanks
<2> http://aidanlister.com/repos/v/function.str_rand.php Aidan had a longer solution
<4> substr(md5(microtime() . rand(1024)), 0, 10);
<6> just not visit
<6> a visit counter is practically useless
<4> 11:47:44 < Tarantulafudge> where can I find an open source counter?
<4> Apparently all that was implied?
<2> it gives better numbers
<9> Touqen, what's the second one doing?
<6> Touqen: theres sf.net and freshmeat, i don't know which one is the best one to use
<4> sf actually hosts the projects
<7> http://www.freeallegiance.org/modules.php?name=Downloads {heart} :)
<4> freshmeat just links to them
<4> most of the stuff listed on fm is hosted on sf.
<4> They are symbiotic.
<4> Well fm is mostly parasitic really.
<7> Touqen: It is? They don't grab the software on their own and people *need* to input their projects in the FM... Besides of that it also points to non-sf projects...
<6> well?
<4> What do you mean well?
<7> well what?
<4> We aren't here to search for you.
<4> This isn't #legal-aide-lackeys-for-retards
<7> lol
<10> This is kind of mixed html/php... If you were going to make a page with a lot of edit/delete/add links on it that need to send a few values to a php script, how would you go about doing it? lots of hidden elements in a bunch of forms?
<4> Query strings if possible.
<6> this channel was of no help at all, I ***umed someone might have a "suggestion" for me.
<4> Tarantulafudge, That isn't the purpose of the channel.
<4> That is googles job.
<8> a parting gift - don't use PHP, just get a log file analyser
<7> lol
<8> all the info is already stored by your web server
<8> awstats or webaliser or something
<4> *w3rd*
<2> hehe
<11> If I order something from a company, and they decide to take a deposit in advance and I was not informed is that kinda fraudulent?
<2> Dangermouse: is teh company large and powerful?
<11> not really
<2> then yes
<2> hehe, i think
<11> lol
<8> Dangermouse: could you take them down in an action-movie stylee night time raid?
<4> Dangermouse, It's against most credit card companies policies ( and probably the law ) for them to take money prior to shipping your item.
<2> if it was microsoft, then absolutly not, nothing they do is against the law (they have the money to make it that way)
<8> preferably involving access codes and floppy discs
<11> Touqen: Was on my debit card, but even if it isnt law it's pretty damn rude
<4> Dangermouse, Do you have Chuck Norris on retainer?
<11> Who?
<4> Dangermouse, Where in the world are you again?
<11> England
<4> Oh.
<2> Touqen: have you been following the Chuck Norris facts?
<7> Dangermouse: The guy who thinks he can kick butt?
<11> I ordered a custom built PC, and I want to cancel but I can't use the Distance Selling Act, so I thought I might bitch about taking deposits and other stuff


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