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<0> how memory efficient is netcat?
<1> htns: do you want it to be bookmarkable between pages?
<2> CryWolf: Is that the only issue? Or are there compatibility problems?
<1> htns: well, GET also can't handle as much info, and looks uglier. Hopefully, p***ing info between pages, you won't run into the max size, though.
<2> CryWolf: Okay I'll keep that in mind, danke.
<3> Hey i got my SSL server finally setup, but its not serving my PHP files properly. Its just giving .php files to users as text files. Any suggestions?
<2> lith: What server are you using?
<3> htns: apache
<2> lith: Hmm, I'm not an expert on apache, you might wanna try #apache
<1> lith: did you remember the AddType and AddHandler?
<4> I am using simple authentication via apache and it works fine, but is there a way I can "logout" the user, so that they can reauthenticate under a different user/p*** ?
<1> Entelin: install the web developer plugin for Firefox
<3> CryWolf: Perhaps not... on my httpd.conf?
<5> Hello ypu all; is there a way to count total activ sessions with PHP
<1> !tell lith about at
<3> oh oh oh yeah thats all gravy man
<3> AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
<3> I actually just tried that though :D
<5> someoner
<4> CryWold: So no way to actually do it via like a link or something?
<1> Entelin: you could ask in #web, see if there's some kind of javascript that will do it
<4> CryWolf: but thanks though that will help
<4> ok
<4> its not a huge thing, mostly for my own dev needs
<1> Entelin: in that case, the web developer plugin should be perfect
<6> hey peeps, in a website, i got 2 drop box, and when i change the selected value of the first textbox, how do i change the content of the second text box?
<1> deufo: with javascript
<6> CryWolf, u got a website on it?
<1> !tell deufo about u
<1> deufo: it's javascript. go look. use google if you need to.
<6> CryWolf, ty
<7> hello
<7> are there any php scripts out there that detect what file type was requested(png, gif, jpg, html) and return a static file of that type?
<7> I'm moving a domain and I want html pages to show an error, but also for images to show an error in the image file so you can see why the image doesn't display anymore
<1> Gorbulas|iBook: how is that different from displaying an error if the image can't be displayed?
<8> cripes
<8> its almost 4am
<8> i woke up at 8am :s
<8> i am not very sleepy yet
<8> my eyes are though
<7> because <html><body>This domain has moved to blah.com</body></html> is not a renderable image
<1> You could set up a 404 page.
<7> but 404 pages also do not return renderable images
<9> Gorbulas|iBook, ...
<1> they also don't claim to be images.
<9> A 404 is ANYTHING you WANT it to BE
<5> a poop to
<5> ?
<9> Yes.
<5> nice
<9> I shat a 401 and a 404 just yesterday
<9> The toilet was pissed.
<7> I want a missing image to be returned as a specific image
<1> Gorbulas|iBook: why does it need to be an image?
<7> and missing html pages to be a specific page
<7> because there are images hotlinked to this domain
<1> Gorbulas|iBook: ****s to be them, then.
<7> and this domain will disappear on the fifteenth
<7> the hotlinking was allowed and I know who did it
<7> they probably wouldn't appreciate me just letting all their links die
<9> Gorbulas|iBook, You can have the damn server return a ****ing image for a 404
<9> Now go away and do it!
<7> but then you just get a red x instead of an error
<9> ...
<7> or a webpage that is an image
<9> Wow.
<9> You are clueless about how web servers operate aren't you...
<7> I still want requests for html pages to return html errors
<10> Gorbius: Use an ErrorDocument or a Rewrite rule to execute a php script that looks at the requested URI and picks page or image depending on the filename extension
<10> Or hell
<10> Just build that into the rewrite rule
<11> Pollita: !
<4> CryWolf: I found an answer, you can cause a relogin by attempting to login with a bogus user and p*** like this <a href="http://bogus:bogus@domain.tld/">Change User</a>
<12> s/berating/beating/ ?
<11> Pollita: I'm looking for a hat with an @ on it, so I can have ops in real life, for php|tek :/
<11> that way if the speaker blows, I can kick them out
<7> lol
<9> *cough*dork*cough*
<11> or, better yet, when I blow, they can't kick me out :D
<10> RewriteRule ^(.*(png|gif|jpeg))$ /some/static/image.jpg RewriteRule . /some/static/page
<9> Davey, You still have to worry about network ops...
<7> thank you
<11> Touqen: aaah, ****.
<10> Davey: :x
<13> how do i call a private function from within __construct() ?
<9> self::
<14> two can!
<13> thankssss
<11> WAH!
<9> mazzachump!
<11> that so freaking unfair :/
<11> our talks are at the same time Pollita, both of them.
<10> Yeah... ****s don't it?
<13> still geting an error
<11> nomopofomo: static, you use self::, non-static, $this-> same as anywhere else within the cl***
<13> -_-
<10> I'll be having Ang tape mine, you gonna have the missus tape yours?
<13> Fatal error: Call to undefined method PageCount::update_hits()
<10> Touqen: embedded lesbian ***
<13> that's in my __construct()
<9> Pollita, pun intended?
<10> nomopofomo: Not to be a nit, but....how about defining the method then
<13> it IS TT
<13> what's that one website where i can post code
<10> Not according to PHP
<7> pastebin
<13> codebin
<11> hashphp.org/pastebin
<13> that's right
<10> pastebin.com
<9> !tell nomopofomo about pastebin
<11> Pollita: hey, our camera can only record 1GB at a time :/
<13> http://pastebin.com/539580
<10> pffft
<10> My camera has a 30GB hard drive in it
<11> Pollita: mine is a still camera ;)
<10> Ah, so you get better image :)
<15> how can i counter attack people who wanna put spaces in file names to make my job harder?????? I'm storing filenames which are names of images in a folder to be displayed in a portfolio type thing. When the filename has spaces in it (and even quotes some of them have!) I run into problems. Is there a way to clean these values to be used as a URL?
<10> The CCD on my camera is kinda ****
<15> (urlencode() didnt work)
<9> Pollita, Only one?
<9> :P
<16> beebop: urlencode it?
<10> beebop: PECL/translit
<10> or maybe it's PEAR...
<16> oops
<12> beebop: strip them, or for saftey, use uniqueID to give each image a unique name
<16> didn't see the urlencode() didn't work part
<11> Pollita: I can get 7.5minutes on my card :/
<11> 640x480@30fps
<16> beebop: you try rawurlencode()?
<13> is there anything eminently wrong with line 22 of my code?
<15> i think i know actually
<10> nomo: Do you have a cold?
<15> maybe didnt store in DB properly
<11> Pollita: hoping to get this for php|tek, http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009GZSSO/ref=pd_ys_pym_all_8/102-9041115-9057709?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=502394
<13> a cold? ^^
<13> no i'm just new to programming in cl***es
<13> this was my test
<15> so when its extracted the filenames all funny
<13> i'm skimming over a book and trying to figure out how to make them work
<10> nomopofomo: Well, I'm just curious... 'cause you seem sound stuffed up....
<13> i know they are mainly for organizational purposes
<10> "udpate_hits"...
<13> udpate?
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