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<0> i need a hint on where to look for ways of using "functions written in C" in PHP
<1> nihil_: pecl.php.net
<2> nihil_, http://www.php.net/manual/en/internals.php
<3> how can i get mysql last_insert_id() into a $var
<3> do i have to do a mysql query
<0> thank you zaemis; Stormchaser
<2> you'rewelcome :)
<2> good luck
<4> thanks Stormchaser
<5> quick simple question. How do i combine a variable.. ie i have something as $phoneheader right now, and i want to do like $sect = "phone"; then do $sectheader where its value of variable + header if i just do a . in between that doesnt seem to work.
<0> hm.. is there a function that receives "\n\r" terminated TCP messages..
<0> yet? :D
<6> nihil_, if it is terminated then I expect it will be with \0
<0> well, yeah.. "\n\r" is some other "pseudo standard"



<0> but in the end it all depends on the protocol
<1> um... Ther isd no "\n\r"
<1> *is
<1> !+nl
<7> Newlines are hidden (not normally visible) control characters that distinguish the end-of-a-line of text and are different for each platform as follows: [Windows=\r\n] [*nix=\n] [Mac=\r] And can be seen as: [LF (linefeed) = \n, 10d, 0x0A, 0001010b] [CR (carriage return) = \r, 13d, 0x0D, 0001101b]
<8> Im using a bumper redirect script
<8> $url = "http://$url";;
<8> the code cant handle the ://
<8> So what can I do to replace it?
<9> CHIEF : maybe $url already contains http:// ?
<10> Right, I am making a script that will fetch a file from one server and then save it on the server taht the script is operating on. I have noticed that when I use file_get_contents() it takes a long time.. i am guessing this is because it is sending the data to the browser.. that was my only guess.. is there a way to miss the browser our.. and make it faster.. I mean I should get 100mbps download speeds.
<8> it doesnt
<10> $url = "http://".$url;
<11> need advice. gentoo tells me i need to compile with dba support if i want berkdb. should I use both or none?
<9> or $url="http://{$url}";;
<9> punkstar how fast is it and how fast do you expect it to be?
<10> liek 30 seconds for a flash file.
<9> whhaaa
<10> which is way too long.
<10> I am right in thinking that it shouldnt be sent to the browser right?
<10> its all on the server.
<9> punkstar upgrade your php
<10> im on 5.something
<9> punkstar browser shouldnt get anything from the files, should it?
<10> I shouldnt think so.
<10> Nothing is outputted.
<10> Bah, let me make the script again.
<1> punkstar: Um... You have 100M line?
<10> On my dedi yah.
<9> hmm punkstar maybe your script takes long time becuase you are in a loop or somehting
<10> I'll check it out.
<10> I looovovee making turnkeys =D
<1> That's about what... max 12M/s which is optimum... But usually it's much less...
<1> punkstar: How big is the file?
<10> yeah, but still. ~30s for an average flash game
<10> 2-3mb
<10> Just to get this clear, client u/d speed doesnt affect it.. right?
<9> that should take around .25 secs
<9> punkstar even if it would, the speed would be below 1sec.
<9> punkstar is the line in use a lot?
<9> :)
<1> punkstar: Um... Wrong?
<10> Lol, no it isnt.
<10> Stormchaser: ?
<12> whoever designed xsl was an idealistic dumb***
<1> punkstar: if that dedicated 100M isn't affected, then you have 100M PLUS thespeed with which the client downloads...
<10> OOhh sweet.. just remember.. another driving lesson tomorrow. w00! Get off the damn roads.
<1> HolyGoat: Heh... I was never fond of XML-related stuff :)
<12> Stormchaser: Well XML in itself is fine I guess. And the concept of XSL is fine as well, its spec ****s very bad though.
<1> lol
<12> I have a book that states that "programmers are too busy to write XSL", meaning, "it's so simple, other people could do it". Big mistake.
<12> It's harder than 3gl programming.
<10> My line can only support 512k, so I am stuck with ~50kpbs
<10> kbps
<13> KB
<1> HolyGoat: 3gl? you mean OpenGL?
<12> no, a 3rd generation language



<1> which is?
<10> php, ruby, vb
<10> come on man, i do this in school.
<4> higher langs
<1> ah
<10> 1st = Machine Code (Binary), 2nd = ASM, 3rd = Everything Else
<1> I never went to programming school, so I wouldn't know that :)
<12> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Generation_Language
<10> 3rd could mean C++.. but we're not onto 4th are we?
<10> Isnt the PHP compiler written in C?
<14> Don't forget 4gl languages
<15> Hi all... how do I check if the first char of a string is a # withouse using regular expression?
<1> punkstar: Um... php doesn't have 'compiler'... Just 'interpreter...
<14> Judge: if ($str{0} == '#')
<1> Delphi is a language?!?!? Since when???
<10> Thats what I meant.. dude. thats what I said in my head :-S
<14> Stormchaser: Only among those who embrace blasphemy
<1> lol
<15> Pollita in this case the string is $split_it[1].. so it'd be $split_it[1]{0} ?
<14> Sure
<15> thanks very much
<1> Judge: Keep in mind {} will be kicked out in PHP6... So use [] instead...
<10> hmm.. 4th and 5th. Never heard of them before. Though we did discuss objective based programming.. which seems pretty sweet.
<1> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4th_Generation_Language
<14> Stormchaser: Another blasphemy
<15> Stormchaser in php6 it'll be $split_it[1][0] ? but what happens if split_it was a vetor
<1> Pollita: You can't win them all :)
<14> Judge: Then it'll access the first element of the vector
<15> Stormchaser I mean.. with a single value on position [1][0]
<15> umm
<14> Judge: BTW, $split_it[1][0] will work now too
<15> and the usefull {} will be lost
<15> ah ok
<15> thanks guys.. good noght all
<14> It's always worked, right along-side {}
<14> Doesn't make it "right" though
<15> =]
<14> great adaptation of that quote
<1> Pollita: At least it's PCRE :)
<16> thats a pretty versitile hammer though ;)
<1> lol
<16> omg i'm about to pop a frickin forehead vane... some how apache is tapping into ether world to pull out a non-existant httpd.conf file to setup apache-ssl!!!
<16> I've renamed every httpd.conf file on my system to avoid confusion, but its still showing up... If ever... in my time being an adult i've wanted to throw a temper tantrum its right now... I need a beer
<17> lig I am not a bad habit
<4> men are the worst kind Jymmm
<17> lig Same goes for the female of the species
<4> Amen to that
<9> i am stuck with 800kbps :D
<9> on an 8Mbit line
<18> thats almost what i have!
<15> how do I remove the first char of an string?
<15> I'm trying to create my irc bot.. but irc server always send data prefixed with an :
<1> Judge: $str[0] = '';
<15> i need to remove the collon
<15> Humm
<15> tks
<4> Judge, php.net/substr
<15> =]
<15> tks
<15> =]
<18> ltrim($str,':'); :P
<1> o.O
<16> hehe storms got fans ;)
<18> multitude of ways to remove a colon
<18> surgery is sometimes needed
<16> jiggy: lol you stole my joke !
<18> lol
<16> usually though, you just need a good ol' cleaning
<18> sorry


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