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<0> ?
<1> designdream: I certainly do. The console was the pinnacle of HCI, everything's been downhill since.
<1> dad: $result is just a variable like any other variable.
<2> TML : gnu screen.. yumm =)
<0> TML: i understand, i think.
<3> Anyone know much about GD functions, I need to know which one would resize the image to a maximum of either 100px tall or a 100px wide.
<0> TML: thought provoking (not like the danish 'cartoons' but thought provoking just the same
<2> i have a php irc bot that i'd like to add a 'rehash' feature so I can add commands without having to restart the bot. anyone have a helpful example of something like this?
<1> BladeSling: You mean like "imagecopyresized"?
<3> Won't that strech the image?
<4> designdream, what did you use to implement the bot?
<1> BladeSling: Not unless you ask it to
<3> Alright, thanks TML :D
<2> rjokei : php-cli
<1> BladeSling: If you want to resize it but keep it proportional, you need to figure out the proportions *before* you resize.
<0> dang it! i think i'm ending up with 'spaghetti code from hell', and i've done it all myself... :{
<5> $a='\x61\x62\x63'; eval('$b = "'.$a.'";'); echo $b; //return: abc; Help me fix this please other than using the *evil* eval()
<2> rjokei : http://www.codedemons.net/tutorials/PHP/Your-Own-IRC-Bot
<4> designdream, whee tnx
<6> night everyone
<2> rjokei : i've added a load of commands to it.. and would like to make it modular for the eggdrop rehash effect
<4> designdream you give it 'commands'? like you can tell it to do things..? I thought php was just scripts, not a thread or ongoing process?
<5> Im using the *evil* method, is there any other way to achieve same result? $a='\x61\x62\x63'; eval('$b = "'.$a.'";'); echo $b; //return: abc;
<2> rjokei : yea.. it sits on irc no difference than any other bot... and doesn't die until you kill the php-cli process
<5> exit();
<4> o, you can't give it commands then...
<2> rjokei : want to try it?
<4> well, i'm recently thinking about how I want something that I can give commands to (PHP-wise)
<4> and I'm new to php, so I thought maybe whatever they use to implement the bot would be my solution
<4> so darn
<2> .uptime
<1> Not here, please.
<1> !g7
<1> !+g7
<7> Guideline #7) No spam, bots, scripts, trolls, job postings (includes asking for work), advertisements or onjoin/away/back messages.
<2> i was aware.. it was a mistype in the wrong window
<2> sorry
<8> TML, Im sure you saw this already, but http://it.slashdot.org/it/06/03/03/004215.shtml
<9> mfonda: i haven't, thanks :D
<10> http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=1302314 <--- Watch and be amazed
<8> Pollita, that story you posted early was pretty creepy
<8> although it seems kinda foolish to fall for it
<10> This is the video to go with it
<9> Who the hell would do that?
<9> Same people that fall for the Paypal/Ebay schemes
<10> yeah
<10> These are the people truly responsible for spam
<10> Well, okay the actual spammers are too
<9> just last week, someone called me asking for my address information
<10> But only because these people exist
<9> they said they were from a local company that fixes plumbing and appliances
<10> And that video comes down on the people telling her to strip, but noone is calling the girl a ****ing retard for LISTENING
<9> before i gave ANY info, i tried to atleast get their address
<9> they refused to give it and i hung up... easy
<1> Pollita: Do you log yourself?
<10> no
<1> dang
<10> Should I?
<1> Your political beliefs from earlier got truncated
<9> Or how about that guy that worked for Via or Mastercard (forgot which) and kept client records on his laptop unencrypted.
<1> Wanted to see the rest of it
<10> I try not to remember the crazy **** I espouse
<9> Left his laptop in the car, boom laptop got stolen and thousands of people's SS#s and CC#s were public
<1> eSpouse: Because they won't let you marry who you want.
<9> Not amount of technology related security methods will every protect against human stupidity :(
<11> evening kiddos
<10> Short version: Rule of law good. Trying to ciscumvent the constitution from the lower courts bad.
<10> erm, circumvent
<1> Sorry, always thought there was an obvious word play there that no one has ever taken.
<10> TML: You're a strange young man
<1> For some definitions of young
<10> You're what? 30? 35?
<1> 37 come October
<12> hahaha
<10> pah, that's still young
<1> I certainly don't FEEL young.
<9> i knew you were old 0_o
<10> Gimp: How old?
<12> 15
<9> i keed, i keed (:
<10> Nope
<10> You lose
<1> There's a 13 year old somewheres
<12> Pollita: heh
<1> I forget his name offhand
<11> TML: well with 2 kids you begin to feel old cause they will tire you quickly
<12> TML: yes, but does that 13 year old have a contract with a nationwide petro company?
<1> piera: NO. JOKE.
<10> TML: btw... you comin' to Orlando next month?
<1> Gimp_: I wouldn't know, I don't know him that well.
<12> hehe
<1> Pollita: No.
<12> yah.
<10> :~(
<1> Pollita: Big deployment. Culmination of $12M project. TML a project manager.
<1> :(
<9> Gimp_: Right on.
<12> i have about 800 contracts with petro canada to update their sister sites
<12> heh
<9> Gimp_: I'm jealous of those that started so early.
<12> heh
<13> ^Artnez; I had a SysAdmin contract with Merrill-Lynch on my 16th birthday
<12> ^Artnez: then you'd be jelous of my friend izaak... hes 17, and is like a super programmer genius
<12> once his php app comes out, you guys will drool.
<12> :p
<13> Gimp_; And probably so will the server hosting it, if it's so advanced... the server will become mentally retarded just trying to parse it =P ;)
<11> Gimp_: everyone drooled with my super app it's so popular online
<12> haha
<9> Well I'm 19 and I develop web apps for a living with a pretty good salary... I'm not _that_ jealous :D I started when I was 16, however I was learning design since I was like 12.
<13> 'I made Doom III for PHP!'
<1> Pollita: My boss got elevated from "Global Process Owner" to "Executive VP" and decided to take me along for the ride...which included uncerimoniously dumping me in the middle of a project that's a year overdue.
<12> Em`Zee: his project, will be like a freaking operating system, except with php...
<12> Em`Zee: probably. heh
<13> Mmm PHP-based X-Windows
<13> =P
<12> Em`Zee: well, no, i think hes hosting one of the sites hes making with it on a p3...
<12> haha
<11> TML: is that a good thing or a bad thing
<13> Most advanced thing I did was a PHP-based IRC bot that read and parsed traffic from raw sockets
<1> Gimp_: I find it eminently improbable that I would drool at *anything* written in PHP, and even more so at a "operating system in PHP"
<12> haha
<13> i.e. it interpreted server<->server traffic on an IRC network
<12> well, its not an operating system.
<12> its a CMS system
<8> Gimp_, a php based OS sounds like one of the dumbest ideas ive ever heard
<12> except, its like. so freaking advanced.
<13> and intelligently detected to see if the traffic was harmful or not
<13> if it was
<12> mfonda: its not an OS, i was being facetious.
<13> it would interact with Services to deploy a lockdown procedure
<11> doctors have exactly one year to get my medicine in order before i get married.. i don't want to get married with my eyes closed dammit
<12> blarg. i can't spell
<12> heh
<12> Em`Zee: sweet
<1> piera: *shrug* He did it because I always deliver, so for Corporate, it's good...for TML's career, probably brilliant...for TML's peace of mind and ulcer, murder in the first. :)
<13> then filter out exceptions based on an intelligent, adaptive filter that sat in the operations channel
<2> Em`Zee : maybe you can help me then
<13> designdream; With which?
<8> TML, where do you work?
<9> I heard US cruise missile's target identification system was written in PHP.
<1> mfonda: I'd rather not say.
<11> TML: best of luck with it im sure you will do fine
<11> mfonda: he works for PHP Nuke Inc.
<1> mfonda: They prefer I don't because it makes me seem like I'm acting as an agent of the company.
<2> Em`Zee : i want to be able to add new commands without having to restart the bot
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