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<0> adggg: Who knows? There is no such un_htmlspecialchars() function.
<1> what is refactor?
<2> Hmm..
<3> omfg
<2> Heh, I don't even know what the keylogger commands are...
<4> Best not ask Eric, i think it's about to start a riot
<1> scratching my head in bewilderment
<5> you rude bastard
<2> Ugh?
<6> lol
<0> wtf?
<0> rofl
<3> Jymmm, relax, man, it's Friday today
<2> andrewtaylor_: Yes, but being an OP here, I think I should know.
<4> i'm going for lunch until it calms down



<0> BigE: It's a Windows thing. The command triggers a worm that apparently does some weird ****, but if infected users are running Norton AV, they get kicked off IRC.
<4> oh no wonder I haven't heard of it, OS X keeps me warm at night
<6> BigE but if your *** was ever around here, you would know that =)
<2> kuja: Heh, stuff like that has been around for ages in mirc.
<0> This stuff isn't mIRC specific, though.
<7> just another day....
<2> No dollars, though, heh.
<0> Same...
<0> I'm waiting on financial applications for college..
<0> My girlfriend is money obsessed, even though my dad supports us with cash. Yet she still feels the need to live at work, and work her *** off.
<7> well, better then she being spoiled and not seeing the need to work
<7> imo
<0> Well, if she doesn't work, we still eat and live. It's enough for both of us. But she wants some of that extra cash to live better.
<7> how old are you kuja?
<0> But, that's all good, but she stopped by home for a little, and her face was PALE, dark eyes. It pissed me off.
<0> I'm 19.
<7> hmm, so shes taking it a bit over the top then
<7> 19? didnt even think you so young :)
<7> ever*
<7> (dont mind my english)
<8> wait till you see his picture :P
<7> heh
<7> paste the ascii art
<7> cmon
<3> .!..
<7> cba to do some work today...
<7> im ahead of schedule so ill just do some ehrm... recearch
<7> pomdiedom.
<7> Anyone know if there is a premade script that can strip a string of html, then strip it to a certain length and then return the same length of string but then WITH html?
<3> ****, that's a couple of regexsps
<7> hehe, its quite anonying tbh, dont have open tags, know that certain tags dont have a closing tag, etc etc.
<7> honstly i gave up on that feature and just deemed it not worthy the time it would take.
<7> Noone asking questions today? :(
<9> noone to help? :(
<3> it's Friday
<3> everyone is bored/tired
<7> hehe
<7> everyone is doing nothing then lol
<7> damnit :)
<7> ~tell UltimateB| about enters
<1> I have a question
<9> then we can make up questions :)
<7> i know i know
<7> adggg!
<1> yes
<7> spill it
<7> LazyAngel: ok cool
<1> but you're not going to like it cause it's a stupid one hold on
<10> anyone done any desktop alert solutions yea?
<7> desktop alert solutions? :X
<1> I'm getting an error from line 338 http://pastebin.ca/44320
<10> UltimateB|: http://mioplanet.com/solutions/customdesktopalert is one
<7> adggg: there are no stupid questions, only stupid questions
<7> adggg: there are no stupid questions, only stupid awnsers
<1> wait till you see my question
<7> un_htmlspecialchars ? :X
<6> adggg: Well, get on with it already....
<10> UltimateB|: one stupid question would be, what is a good linux distro, freebsd or openbsd?
<6> likewhoa Coleco
<1> there it is the error in line 338
<10> or can i use microsoft access db with php?



<1> the error message is 2: sendmail(/administrator/components/com_smf/config.smf.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory
<1> File: /home/playbo4/public_html/lounge/Sources/Subs-Post.php
<1> Line: 338
<7> likewhoa: didnt ever do anything with desktop alerts
<1> how to fix this?
<10> lol Jymmm
<11> whoa...
<11> adggg, you code that ?
<7> likewhoa: not really stupid just, ehrm, uninformed i recon
<1> no
<1> of course not, it's all way over my head
<1> to be honest
<11> adggg, do you see any "Author, Support" or something similar in there ?
<1> Ox, come on, don't be a spoil sport
<11> use language that i understand
<1> maybe someone else wants to help
<11> i dont understand "spoil sport"
<6> !+g8
<12> Guideline #8) SQL Q's: #sql, #mysql or #postgresql. Apache Q's: #apache. Linux Q's: Either #yourdistro, #linuxhelp or #linpeople. HTML/CSS/JavaScript Q's: #web. Just because some other channel is 'dead' does NOT mean you can ask here.
<6> !+g10
<12> Guideline #10) We don't support xyz script. We help you *write* PHP, not download and install/hack/use pre-written scripts
<11> 7 i guess Jymmm
<13> does anyone use nvu to open php files?
<14> !+g7
<14> :-D
<1> okay, I broke the 10th commandment, I didn't know
<7> hello Salah. Spill it ;p
<1> sorry guys
<15> would I be correct in saying that if I can't recompile php on my server, I won't be able to use any of the process control functions described on http://us3.php.net/pcntl ?
<1> thanks anyway
<7> \o/
<9> adggg: have you checked that you have the file? and you have access to read it?
<11> LazyAngel: ?
<1> yes, I do have the file, and I do have access to read it
<9> the error message is 2: sendmail(/administrator/components/com_smf/config.smf.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory
<7> ajnewbold: did you try if you can? :)
<9> it is a "/" in front of "administrator". Are you sure that should be there?
<1> I will check on that, thanks LazyA, good tip
<15> UltimateB|: well, the functions don't work :(
<7> ajnewbold then appearantly its not enabled :)
<15> UltimateB|: yeah :( I have no way to recompile php, so I just wanted to verify that I'm truly SOL on this :)
<15> UltimateB|: and I believe I am, heh
<2> Wow, I need more cl***ical music...
<16> these _GET and _POST arrays make the code so ugly, i remember i had some function in past which converted the variables (with some prefix) so they work like in good old php 3. anyone can give me that function name ?
<7> ehrm
<6> Konky You dont want to do that
<16> i want :)
<0> No you don't.
<16> ofcourse i want, because this _GET[] stuff really ruins the look of the code
<0> In fact, you are confused. You don't know what you want. You don't know who you are, and you are searching for your mother. See: #lostchildren
<6> Konky: Fine, if you like to rebuild servers every 72 hours
<16> Oo
<7> lol kuja
<17> Touqen can you help me please 1 minute?
<7> Konky, why is it ugly?
<16> just my personal feeling
<7> how about, you use NO arrays or vaiables, cause they look ugly.
<16> i hate perl code, and i dislike php code when it is full of $_BLAA["bla"]
<0> Konky: Your mommy is *NOT* here. This is a PHP channel for people who want to write sane PHP code :) ... Who are you??
<6> Konky: Quit yer bitchin and go do somethign about it... get on the dev team then you can make php anything you want.
<7> \o/
<7> crash and burn ;(
<0> Normally, I'd give you the answer on how to do it, but with the reason you gave me, I'd want to kill myself if I *did* give you the answer.
<18> startkeylogger
<18> eh, no fun
<7> ?
<7> hmm?
<7> sigh
<6> UltimateB| /topic
<7> /topic doesnt work
<7> ah ok
<6> UltimateB| /topic ##php


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