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<0> haha
<1> That was me chilling.
<2> :|
<1> jsumners: Like the oblique early 90s reference
<1> ?
<2> i am chill,i did not need that
<1> gurde: Who's talking about you chilling?
<1> I said, "<1> That was me chilling."
<2> ha ha
<1> Christ almighty you're bad at paying attention
<1> Are you ****ing retarded?
<2> :))
<2> Pollita you are funny
<1> And you're wasting my time.
<1> Okay, I'm done now :)



<2> what was the reason, i dod not see it :D
<1> ...maybe... <ominous music/>
<1> gurde: Just because.
<2> Pollita are you angry?
<1> Though: Is a "corrupt oppressor" one who is bad at oppressing and therefore not corrupt?
<1> gurde: No, I'm just not very nice.
<2> Pollita try to be :)
<3> pfft... Pollita is very nice... as long as you don't piss her off, hehe.
<2> come on
<1> It really does matter what day you catch me on :)
<2> Pollita get laid... have fun
<4> hy ,how can i encrypt and decrypt a string?
<2> and stop kicking me
<3> Pollita: w0rd.
<5> DjDarkPingvin: http://php.net/mcrypt
<4> thanks
<3> mother of god I'm lagged.
<6> gurde_com: the whole channel hierarchy is like that, nepotism and abuse of authority
<7> zan_: want to try it?
<5> Nepotism? No, I'm not related to anyone here.
<7> lol
<6> Stormchaser: excuse me?
<1> "favortism"
<7> lol
<2> :-@
<1> How DARE you accuse me of bearing ANYU realtion to these..... people
<6> don't you date jymm?
<1> /remove zan_ and STAY OUT
<1> ;p
<3> Mmmm... /remove
<1> I had beers and played pool with him ONCE and my GIRLFRIEND was with me at the time.
<2> Pollita are you lesbi?
<1> gurde: Why on earth do you want to know?
<2> :))
<1> Are you..... hitting on me?
<1> Lemme save you the time. I like men and women, not boys.
<5> Pollita: You seem to have found a masochist.
<2> Pollita i am just enjoying my haribos
<1> but the tunnel is approaching (oh the phallic imagery...) must go offline now
<5> Busted, IRC'ing from m*** transit.
<2> where can i get high?
<7> in the mountains?
<7> s/in/on
<2> Stormchaser ooh, look all those pretty flowers
<7> where are they?
<7> darn
<8> anyone here know why I get this when trying to using php5 with apache2 on windows xp?: Cannot load c:/php/php5apache2.dll into server: (126) The specified module could not be found
<8> php on cli works fine,c:\php is in the path, and php5apache2.dll is in c:\php
<9> Is APACHE better than IIS for PHP???
<9> Please, cause my mail() wont work
<7> uym. Yes?
<9> uym?
<7> mail () has NOTHING to do with your webserver
<9> Then why doesn't it work?
<7> s/uym/um
<9> Not even the simpliest thing, no variables, directly strings....



<7> _Felix: Have you READ php.net/mail (specially the win32 part)?
<3> Apache *is* better than IIS... but mail() doesn't depend on Apache or IIS to work. Basing Apache being better than IIS isn't off of that problem.
<9> No....
<9> Warning: mail() [function.mail]: SMTP server response: 550 5.7.1 Unable to relay for nobody92@net.hr in c:\Inetpub\wwwroot\php\action.php on line 3
<7> Then it's your mailer's problem
<9> What does it mean?
<7> exactly as it says.
<8> _Felix: your SMTP server doesn't let you send as nobody92@net.hr
<9> eerm, why?
<9> It wont on gmail.com either
<10> Anyone know how to upgrade PEAR when the only issue is it depends on PEAR 1.3.3 or above?
<11> probably because the SMTP server isn't set to handle the net.hr domain
<9> It's saying '**** off!'
<8> _Felix: of course not. gmail.com will only let you send as something@gmail.com
<7> yes
<9> It wont on gmail.com either
<8> _Felix: if gmail.com let anybody send using any address they wanted, there would be zillions of spammers using it to relay their mail
<5> Erm. You specified gmail.com as your SMTP server?
<7> Felix: Google on the error
<12> Is there a way to, within a function, determine the filename and line number of the code that called it? like, a backwards stack trace
<9> No, where can I set it up?
<7> Vlet: __FILE__ and __LINE__
<12> isn't that the CURRENT file and line, not the file and line that called the function I'm in
<8> _Felix: use a different SMTP server and/or sending address
<5> Vlet: http://php.net/debug_backtrace
<12> mattmcc: sweet - thanks!
<7> Vlet: Yes, that's the current file and line
<9> dack: I don't know how to set it up??!
<7> Felix: RTFM, then?
<12> Stormchaser: yeah, I want to look 'up' so as to put in some self-debugging-ish crapola in my code :)
<12> thanks y'all
<9> !
<13> Whats the easiest way to create a new variable? $var = ''; ?
<9> yep
<13> oki thanks
<14> Anyone know why this doesnt return anything? arry[5] => }; $search2 = array_search("};", "$arry");
<15> hi all, I have trouble emerging php5 correctly on Gentoo, the iconv module isn't being built even though it is in the USE-flags:
<15> PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/lib/php5/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20041030/iconv.so' - /usr/lib/php5/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20041030/iconv.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory in Unknown on line 0
<14> $search2 should be 5
<15> what could be the issue here?
<14> you dont have iconv installed and you're calling it
<14> ?
<15> it is installed
<15> otherwise emerge would install it via depencies anyway
<14> is there a file called /usr/lib/php5/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20041030/iconv.so
<15> no, inside of '/usr/lib/php5/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20041030/iconv.so' is only bz2.so calendar.so gettext.so mbstring.so mcrypt.so mhash.so mysql.so mysqli.so openssl.so zip.so zlib.so
<15> err, '/usr/lib/php5/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20041030/'
<14> so those are the only extensions you have installed
<15> yes
<14> iconv wasnt in that list, right?
<15> even though it does compile iconv during emerging
<14> --with-iconv, in PHP?
<16> looking for php programmer, PM if interested
<15> my /etc/portage/package.use contains "dev-lang/php apache2 cgi cli gd iconv mysq session pcre pear zip -berkdb -gdbm -ncurses nls -spell mysqli mhash mbstring sharedext calendar -recode xml zlib"
<7> !tell syle about jobs
<7> lch: php -m will show you the modules
<15> thanks
<14> I'm not used to that package system; but I ***ume that means that those are a list of the modules that it compiled for php?
<15> "php -m" gives http://pastebin.com/537317
<15> yeah
<14> Ok so iconv was compiled but there is no shared library
<14> which means something is wrong with the package
<15> phpinfo() gives
<15> iconv support enabled
<15> iconv implementation glibc
<15> iconv library version .3.5
<9> i'm dying here
<6> what was that for?
<7> You know very well why
<15> is there a problem because it uses glibc bindings?
<7> no
<11> _Felix: you still stuck on that mail thing?


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