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<0> [20:38:37] Ignoring PRIVMSG from captbunzo [n=captbunz@199.253.2.3]: this is not an acceptable way to treat people. a horrible way to represent the open source software world & php.
<0> sorry
<1> TML, that's a trait found in 95% of the population.
<1> Projected argument relief
<2> Julian|Work: Not too shabby, got the correct tooling in (finally), had a friend come into town and hit the "House of Prime Rib" last night - GAWD THAT WAS GOOD!
<3> She has the entire argument, then comes storming in blaming me for the way it resulted.
<1> Jymmm, nice. I've been there, I think.
<4> What effect does the chmod function have on a windows server >
<1> I'm heading out to Boston tonight for LinuxWorld.
<5> i have a division by zero error sometimes ($e=$e/$t) i thought that insted of verifying with if ($t!=0) .... i might made it work with try {$e=$e/$t} catch (Exception $e) {$e=0}... but it does not work as i expected.. why?
<6> TML: Women cannot be beaten.
<7> Can someone point me in the right direction in regards to managing photos on a site that has a large number of photo thumbnails giving a description to a part in inventory.
<5> $e is not actually e (my fault
<5> )
<6> TML: They are the most vicious force in the universe.
<6> And of course, the most precious :)



<5> improved: i have a division by zero error sometimes ($e=$e/$t) i thought that insted of verifying with if ($t!=0) .... i might made it work with try {$ex=$ex/$t} catch (Exception $e) {$ex=0}... but it does not work as i expected.. why?
<2> TML: LOL. One time I took a tape recorded and recorded a conversation, played it back, and she STILL denied that she said it.
<6> Jymmm: Hahaha
<8> Hello! In php-4.4.2, with mysql-4.1.16, using sapi/cli/php -a, at the end of the script, it breaks with sigsegv in efree called frorm close_mysql_link. Is it a known bug? What can I do?
<2> Julian|Work Up in SF
<1> Boston
<3> pjb: That's not a bug I've heard of before. bugs.php.net is the proper next step.
<8> Ok. I'll have a look at the sources then.
<2> Julian|Work Ah, they ONLY serve prime rib - no choice of anything.
<3> Jymmm: Ouch.
<1> Oh, the steak house. Gotcha.
<1> Yeah, I have been there then.
<9> kmilo: I guess is too many to ask about what lib use for a specific task...
<1> And they do it well. :P
<10> i have a complicated problem here
<4> There doesn't seem to be anyhting in the docs
<2> Julian|Work no, no steak, JUST prime rib
<10> may i paste the 4 lines of code ?
<1> danols, we have an equally complicated answer for you.
<1> danols, sure, in www.pastebin.com
<10> Julian|Work awsome
<10> http://pastebin.com/638313
<0> kmilo: Google it, dammit. I don't want to hear your moaning anymore.
<4> Teklap: I just finished doing that exact thing for the project I working on... but I wrote it myself :p
<10> k the problem is that i use foreach loop and than try to crate an array within the loop
<4> Any takers ?
<1> danols, looks okay so far.
<10> the $key and $value seem to be from the array i'm traverssing and the one i'm creating when i echo the output
<10> so if my $key was blah
<10> it outputs blahblah
<10> if i comment out the array creation it only outputs one blah
<10> does that make sense ?
<2> Julian|Work: http://houseofprimerib.citysearch.com/tab0/page/o2op/Home_Page/Home_Page.html%253Fpagecode%253Do2op
<1> So it appears to loop through each element twice?
<10> Julian|Work hmm i guess you can say that, if i comment out the array creation it works fine
<7> diilbertAtwork: : how did it go?
<1> "We do one dish exceptionally well--prime rib."
<1> danols, how about echoing above the array creation?
<11> hi all
<10> Julian|Work definetly
<10> here on paste bin ?
<11> I seem to missing a "phpize" utility
<11> Where can I get that?
<12> ShortWave: How did you install PHP?
<11> with fedora's automated installer
<12> Fedora probably provides a 'php-dev' package (Or similar name) then, which would have phpize in it.
<1> danols, no I mean trying it out and seeing if it works.
<1> http://pastebin.com/638320 <-- because that worked for me. One line/echo per element.
<11> alrighty, lemme check
<13> Teklap: Two thoughts that come to mind, would be 'Gallery' which is a photo gallery software, or possibly using one of the eCommerce scripts out there to do an "Inventory" ... I guess it depends a lot on what you're after. I read your question a few times, without understanding completely.
<10> Julian|Work k
<10> Julian|Work brb
<14> So, TML, the Oracle stuff I asked you about last week still isn't working
<3> Ajaxamander: Remind me.
<4> Teklap: Piece of cake... But I have my own framework already setup so I just reused a bunch of existing functions... but this really isn't going to help you :)
<14> I've got an Oracle db I need to connect to, and the oci8 functions are returning an error... which is... (looks up error)
<14> You told me to set the apache variable
<14> to point at the .ora file
<3> Ajaxamander: Did you send me a URL to your phpinfo file?
<14> I sent you a paste of the relevant sections
<3> Well, let's do that again. And let's see that error message.



<14> Ugh, I totally should nto have come to work todya
<15> Im trying to parse a .csv file insto a case switch
<15> any ideas?
<14> got up at 5am in Atlanta for a flight to detroit
<3> starwindsurfer: What?
<3> starwindsurfer: That made no sense to me.
<3> "parse a csv file into a case switch" is nonsense as far as I'm concerned. You don't parse into a switch...
<15> I have a .csv file, 2 values per line, I want to use that data to make a switch statement, the first being the value of the variable, the second value is just a variable im using inside the case
<1> Sounds like an array to me.
<3> starwindsurfer: Use php.net/fgetcsv to read from the file
<15> yes, that is no problem
<3> starwindsurfer: OK, where are you stuck?
<15> can I declare a switch, and then fgetcsv to populate the cases? right there inside the switch?
<16> that sounds like bad design to me
<15> it sounded bad to me too, thats why im looking for a diffrent way to do it
<14> TML: error isORA-12154: TNS:could not resolve the connect identifier specified in /Volumes/www2/Documents/www/music/dev/oci8.php on line 3
<17> whats the php rss parser of choice? I want to mangle some feeds and dont want to hit the hosting sites too hard
<3> starwindsurfer: No, you'd need to fgetcsv before the switch
<3> starwindsurfer: Otherwise, the variable you wanted to switch on isn't available yet
<18> hello there
<18> how are things
<18> i am stuck here on this windows machine, i wanted to know if there is a bluefish type editor on the windows side that i can use for editing php pages?
<0> !+editors
<19> http://freshmeat.net/browse/63/ or "real men don't use editors, they just filter /dev/urandom until they get the chars they were looking for and pipe those to a file.", or http://www.php-editors.com/
<18> thanx there
<0> I vote for the pre-last option myself.
<20> hi
<15> the var for the switch isnt in the csv, its like this: say I have 2 like a,1 and b,2 in a csv file, I want a switch like switch ($svar):case "a":echo "1";break;case "b":echo "2";break;endswitch;
<21> err....*what
<22> lostage: thats what i thought...
<23> http://qdb.us/57633
<22> so uhh... anyone up to comming up with an acronym? the title of the system is Oviedo High School Book Inventory System, and OHSBIS doesn't seem very catchy, now does it
<8> Now, compiled with --enable-debug, it sigsegv at php_mysql_do_connect, in zend_hash_find...
<2> itrebal: Oh Biss
<21> BIOSSH
<24> hi folks
<21> just to confuse them...
<16> Bishy ^_^
<22> you can change the wording... i just want something catchy :P
<16> the ^_^ can be optional
<2> ago
<25> how come my upload script gives me the size 0 when I upload audio/video-files? Pictures is successfully uploaded..
<22> Jymmm: IP?
<26> Hi there :-) I've been tasked with the unfortunate task of getting php 5.1.2 running on IIS. I've followed most howto's and what not that I could find and am running into an issue where requesting a .php file requests authentication and errors on a 401. Anyone had a similar experience her and have a suggestion?
<2> itrebal go goole it
<16> intellectual property
<27> ip: intellectual property
<26> (Unfortunate in that it's iis/win, not php)
<28> ok here is my problem, phpinfo() shows safemode off (and it has been disabled in php.ini) but! it shows safe_mode ON for local and OFF for master
<28> how does one fix this
<22> ah, i thought you ment something like international copyright... but missed the 'c'
<25> $_FILES['thefile']['size'] gives me 0 when .mp3/.mpg is being uploaded
<26> stoffus: is your <input type="file"... field name = 'thefile' ?
<14> TML: http://pastebin.com/638367
<29> sounds like ohnoesfiletoobig!age
<25> Crad, of course .)
<25> :)
<8> What is Zend? Is it an optional module?
<21> since you're sueing me, and I have ~ -$50,000, does that mean you have to pay me if you win? :)
<16> Zend is the engine that powers PHP
<26> did you double check that the real file is there and you're no exceeding the configurable max_upload_size?
<25> Cred, as I said, it works with pictures
<8> Cheez: ok. Essential then.
<16> yeah
<16> unless you're running PHP/FI
<25> hmm, it might be the last thing you said there... php.ini, right?
<26> php3 wasn't zend either iirc.
<2> lostage: No, it means you are now my bitch...
<12> Well, PHP3 was informally Zend..


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