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<0> babi: Actually, you can make an array of the wanted values and test it if the value is inside, but that'd be overkill...
<1> yes, but Im trying to make a config-area.. so if "1" is set.. its only: else if($i == 1) ..
<2> babi: If $i = 1, then that conditional will short cut anyways and the second == won't run.
<0> babi: Use switch
<2> ( True || <anything> ) shortcuts because True || <anything> will always be true.
<1> mkey
<3> why is svn so god aweful slow
<0> winmutt: BEcause you have god damn awful slow server?
<3> nope
<3> good guess tho
<3> storm
<3> your right
<4> erm could any1 point me towards a way of making sure that a character is between a-Z or 0-9 ?
<0> !+enter
<5> Don't use the enter key as puncuation. Think in complete thoughts, then type.
<6> I got two arrays from a database: One just contains a lot of rows with a single number inside (array[row][id] array[0][0]=3;array[1][0]=4;....) the second array has also the [id] column but unsorted. how can i sort the 2nd array to be in the same [id] order as array #1 ?



<0> Andy--: Yes. ctype_alnum.
<7> Andy--: http://www.php.net/ctype_alnum
<0> *blink*
<6> *blnk blink*
<3> gar, i just found a bug in billing that goes back MONTHS
<3> sigh
<8> i have a float result which i want to output with only one fractional digit (eg. 9.6 instead of 9.6423526)
<0> BigE: round()
<0> damnit
<9> bigsinep: round or sprintf
<0> I ment BigSinep
<10> could someone verify my logic on my profanity filter here? http://pastebin.ca/47981
<0> eh? o.O
<3> ****** ****** ***
<1> bah... in_array() solved the problem..
<0> [sellout]: Any good reasons, why you explode for no reason?
<0> babi: *blink*
<1> thanks
<11> Hi, can someone help me with my php code? http://pastebin.com/638066 I will only do the search for the GEN and not USERNAME, or COUNTRY/STATE
<0> [sellout]: Better question: Any good reason to use fopen()?
<0> S^Gerbitz: Do you know, that your code is a walking security bomb?
<7> And most code doesn't walk at all, so you know it's bad
<9> Since it is later in the dya, i'll try this again. Anyone have experience with cURL and FTPS?
<12> hey, I wonder if the score of a variable is the <?php ?> block it's in of the full page...
<12> s/of/or
<11> Stormchaser - what do you mean?
<9> djib: full page
<12> ok cool kennebel
<12> thanks
<11> Stormchaser - what do you mean my code is a walking bomb?
<13> I'm getting a fatal error: Fatal error: Only variables can be p***ed by reference in <filename> on line 95 and I can't work out why, here's some of my code: http://pastebin.com/638086 can anyone help?
<0> S^Gerbitz: From the security aspect your code is crap.
<0> USERNAME LIKE '%".$USERNAME."%' AND <-- WTF?
<0> enygma: Nope.
<11> I had it %$USERNAME% but that didnt work either
<0> S^Gerbitz: From the programmers perspective, your code is still crap.
<0> !tell genelisp about references
<0> !tell genelisp about reference
<0> grrr...
<0> !+&
<5> [&] & is the PHP 'Reference' operator. See: http://php.net/references; & is Also the PHP bitwise AND operator. See: http://php.net/manual/en/language.operators.bitwise.php
<13> Stormchaser: I know what a reference is
<0> genelisp: Yes, and you should still read the documentation, because it holds the answer to your question.
<0> S^Gerbitz: Do you have any idea, what your code actually does or how does it work?
<11> Stormchaser - yes I do, a little
<0> S^Gerbitz: a "little" doesn't cut it.
<11> Stormchaser - I mean I know what everything does
<0> S^Gerbitz: Then tell me, what does your SQL do.
<11> message me please
<0> S^Gerbitz: no, you message me.
<14> anyone have a clue why i keep getting an error on this simple array code? http://pastebin.com/638119
<14> error is listed in the code
<15> hi, is it possible to get read fields of a cl*** name from a file (ex. xml file) and set the value of that field?
<16> amak: it's just data, parse it
<0> !tell rift about arrays
<17> nobody if it's possible to execute automaticly a download with a countdown ?
<14> Stormchaser: i know about arrays...it something in the array_slice() function...everything seems to work perfect up until that point
<16> toto: javascript html meta refresh
<14> what's wrong with this? $a = array_slice($a, 12, 23, true) + array_slice($a, 0, 12, true);
<17> it's obligatory in javascript ..



<15> ||cw: the prob is not parsing but using some kind of reflection like read "xpto" string and call setXpto()
<16> rift: is your php version less than 5.0.2?
<7> rift- this is what I get
<7> Parse error: parse error, unexpected '[', expecting ')'
<7> [0] => '00:00', isn't valid
<14> Dragnslcr: sorry...that was a dump of that ... lemme redo that
<0> !+func array_slice
<5> array array_slice(array input, int offset [, int length]): Returns elements specified by offset and length
<16> rift: preserve_keys wasn't added until 5.0.2
<14> Dragnslcr: http://pastebin.com/638139
<0> rift: Which PHP version?
<14> Stormchaser: ||cw: thanks...we just downgraded the server yesterday...that's the prob
<14> totally forgot
<0> rift: Kill the server admin, then
<16> why would you downgrade?
<18> (does anyone know anything about mediawiki in here?)
<16> no
<0> #mediawiki
<18> tried
<8> how can i check if a query returned no results?
<0> !+g8
<5> Guideline #8) SQL Q's: #sql, #mysql or #postgresql. Apache Q's: #apache. Linux Q's: Either #yourdistro, #linuxhelp or #linpeople. HTML/CSS/JavaScript Q's: #web. Just because some other channel is 'dead' does NOT mean you can ask here.
<16> BigSinep: depends on database, some have a numrows function
<0> [19:28:07] <0> READ the SQL. It's plain english, and figure out, if it's logical or not.
<0> [19:28:39] S^Gerbitz [n=CrazyEdd@wsip-24-234-136-148.lv.lv.cox.net] has quit IRC: <-- I *hate* when people can't *think*
<8> mysql... but mysql_num_rows() returns 0 if 1 row has been found (correct me if i'm wrong)
<0> BigE: You're wrong.
<0> Dammit.
<8> :)
<0> BigSinep:
<8> let me make it easier for you
<19> :D
<0> funny
<16> BigA: you are wrong, as long as you are actualy doing SELECT queries
<19> ok and if a query returns 1 result, what does mysql_num_rows return ?
<19> 1 ?
<16> and as long as you aren't using unbuffered
<16> yes
<20> how do i turn on warnings and such in php?
<20> and is there such a thing as mandatory variable declaration?
<16> r0xoR: error_reporting
<21> r0xoR: error_reporting()
<19> funny because when i parse the $result array, if i do mysql_resut($result,0,'column name') i get a VALID smth
<16> r0xoR: no
<21> and no
<20> ||cw aight then
<20> thx
<0> BigA: Why the HECK are you using mysql_result?)?
<16> r0xoR: but if you turn on NOTICE level errors you will get a message when you try to use an uninitialized var
<19> beacause that is how i learned ...
<19> is there a better way (and why isn't mysql_result ok ?)
<0> !+func mysql_fetch_***oc
<5> array mysql_fetch_***oc(resource result): Fetch a result row as an ***ociative array
<0> ^-- use that.
<16> BigA: the man page for mysql_result explains why
<19> can't you brief me shortly
<16> speed for one
<16> seems to me that mysql_result would have to do a full seek for each call, and if you are specifying field names would also have to do a column seek
<19> aha
<22> hi, is there a php function, which automatically forwards you to a given url/file?
<16> where as the fetch functions keep a pointer to the current row and only have to advance, and they also copy the whole row out to an array so each filed access deons't have to seek again
<0> Hijacker: header()
<16> Hijacker: header('Location: ...'
<0> enygma: As said before: No.
<16> enygma: not in the same page view
<22> ohw of course :) thanks a lot
<19> ||cw: If two or more columns of the result have the same field names, the last column will take precedence. <= this is ugly
<23> Stormchaser - I don't believe you ;)
<16> you could certainly code a php script so that it can return a page OR an image
<19> i can avoid it with aliases
<19> but... still ugly
<16> BigA: so alias the field names in sql. ugly or not, it's ALWAYS confusing to have duplicate field names in a result


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