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<0> and the 404 will be a c parser so you cna play zork
<0> while you think about the error of your ways
<1> kennebel: I have, but only in place of a lack of real error handling in VB
<2> e.g. you create a series of resources, and in the event of an error, they must all be disposed of (in reverse order)
<3> ||cw: :P
<3> So, no ftps:// and curl exp? (sigh)
<2> so your code looks like r1 = NewWhatever(); if(!r1) goto failR1; r2 = NewWhatever() if(!r2) goto failR2; ... failR2: free(r2); failR1: free(r1);
<4> mmm
<4> [sellout]
<4> $pix_txt = substr($_POST['pixas'], 0, strlen($_POST['pixas']) - strlen(strstr($_POST['pixas'],$ex)));//commens will be stored in txt file named like picture name
<4> $byla=fopen("".$pix_txt.".txt", "a");
<5> anyone know what's imagemagick`s channel? "convert -size 200x200 Tango/scalable/actions/folder-new.svg -resize 64x64 ./done/folder-new.png" doesn't really work :/ if i remove -size then it's poor quality. and now - it's very tiny images
<4> this is prob not a good idea
<2> which winds up looking a lot cleaner than a deeply nested series of ifs
<6> Exceptions might do it, but it's not pretty in PHP.
<7> hhi there i need some help installing the php module into an apache 2 server



<5> it's all blury
<8> cmw: potential flood attack?
<0> hmm, that might be handy
<0> it could use some orginizing
<7> i have read most of the php/install.txt file and i think i have done everything
<9> cao7ic- did you read the installation instructions?
<4> Ahroun yea
<0> proof of concept, i had to recompile php 4 times to get gd to workt he way i wanted
<9> cao7ic- so what's the problem?
<7> so far i have put in httd.conf; LoadModule php5_module "[path]\php5apache2.dll";AddType application/x-httpd-php .php
<7> PHPIniDir "[path]" in that order without the semicolons
<10> The GD functionality is not limited to the gd libraries is the problem.
<4> never a good idea to take post/get vars and then call fopen with them
<7> for some reason the code is displayd as text in my browser
<10> It's linked against a ton of stuff if you want to do anything useful with it.
<4> with out doing some sort of strip chars or size limit
<0> http://lanceslife.com/source.php?file=/content/graffiti/engine.php
<7> as in not being interpreted
<0> if anyone wants to make suggestions on my source
<1> [sellout]: what I wrong with cmwneo's is what if someone load up 2 different file types with the same name? there's nothing wrong with foo.jpg.txt as a file name.
<7> i have set up the windows env variables PHPRC and PATH to my php-5.1.2 directory
<9> cao7ic- did you restart Apache after modifying httpd.conf?
<7> yes
<7> i even rebooted my pc after setting the env variables
<4> specially if its 10gb
<4> heh
<11> Okay so we finally hire a linux/unix sysadmin after weeks of interviewing. What's the first thing he does on the first day? Installs Windows f*cking XP on his machine. Sigh. This world is beyond me.
<4> i didn't see a size restriction on the file
<7> am i missing something
<0> Narada, if i ever saw a nix admin with xp, i would fire him SO fast
<0> and balckball him
<0> thats sick
<1> Narada: it does seem weird, but htere are some that just don't like linux as a desktop, but love it as a server
<11> [sellout]: Yeah but it's not upto me. I'm just so f*cked off with this.
<0> i mean i would sooner fire him than someone looking at gay midget porn on the job
<0> heh
<11> ||cw: Please tell me you don't think this is worthy of justification.
<1> Narada: on the plus side, that means he's likely very familair with heterogenius networks
<11> Yeah well we don't need him to be familiar with anything but linux. I know what you mean though
<11> I mean okay he said he would put Linux on coLinux but still :(
<1> Narada: and with my first progamming job out of school I didn't need to know how to do tech and sysadmin work, but it certainly gave me job security.
<1> you never know when a skill will be usefull
<10> The longer I work in this field, the more hats I tend to wear.
<1> and you don't have to pay extra for it
<11> Hmm true.
<7> Dragnslcr: shuld it be working now with this settings ? or there is anything else ?
<8> Heh, no kidding ||cw. I'm not even a programmer... I do data collection, data analysis, and report generation. Yet I've spent my entire time here building PHP apps (despite this being an MS environment) to automate the data collection & processing.
<12> i can relate to everything they're saying, but i will add this: the more hats that i tend to wear, the better i am able to determine the minimum work level that i can maintain and still have job security.
<1> Narada: personaly though I do find it weird. the more I use linux the harder I find windows to use
<10> ||cw: I agree.
<10> Everytime I'm trying to get something done in Windows I scramble for a shell.
<10> Which is why I went the Cygwin path
<1> heh
<9> cao7ic- looks like it should work. Check your Apache log for errors
<10> Also, Windows != Modular
<10> Though they would have you believe that.
<12> because you reach a point where management has piled on so many hats that the weight of them is keeping you from climbing the ladder. job security by increased responsibility is a bad thing and one that often doesn't pay.
<10> b1n0ry: You have to negotiate terms for responsibility when it starts to come in.
<10> Everytime my boss (the President) asks me to take on another role, I ask for a raise, or some other compensation.
<12> nobody wants to be in a position where the company's success depends on their position. nobody wants to work themselves into a position where "if i leave, the company's screwed" even if they think they want a position like that, they don.t
<10> b1n0ry: It's bad to be the keystone. You can never take a vacation.



<10> b1n0ry: You'll also tend to get lackluster references.
<12> heh, that's the least of it. you can't ever take a promotion, either.
<12> they don't offer them. what would they do if they moved you out of that position?
<10> That's why you negotiate when they try to make the delegation.
<12> because you know and they know that they'd be screwed without you in that position. if you get a keystone position, it becomes a dead-end job.
<8> Of course, if you thoroughly enjoy your position, that's not such a bad thing.
<7> everything seems normal in the error logs
<12> true, but then again, my goal is not to live paycheck to paycheck. i do not want to be dependant on someone else's money.
<10> Personally I'd like to be on a lake playing a guitar and drinking a cold one, but I see what you mean Ahroun. :D
<13> b1n0ry: " you can't ever take a promotion, either." so true on that one
<10> It's short-sighted to say that though.
<4> is there a cleaner way to disable text boxes maybe with javascript?
<10> Consider this, the more responsibilities you have, the more undefined your position becomes.
<13> b1n0ry: thats why I created my LLC :]
<8> I like my job a great deal... I get to spend the whole day innovating and coming up with new solutions no one here has EVER thought even remotely possible. And considering the way things work and the field we're in, there will always be more for me to invent. I'm happy. :)
<10> The more undefined it becomes, as it grows in scope, the more money you ask for.
<4> atm i'm doing <? if($somevar) echo "disabled";" ?>
<10> You "create" a promotion as you go.
<12> inv_arp[work] and why i'm in the process ;)
<10> If you're not asking for more money when they're giving you more crap to do, you're the problem. :D
<7> here is my error log file posted
<7> http://rafb.net/paste/results/sFfmIU44.html
<12> Etriaph: if you're taking all of the crap that they give you just because they're the management, you're also the problem.
<12> some employers hate me, others love me because i'll never be a "yes sir" man
<10> b1n0ry: If someone says to me "You need to take on this role every day on top of what you do now" I say "OK, how much more are you paying me to do that?"
<10> If they say nothing, say you don't want the responsibility
<10> It all comes down to minimum hats level
<10> Each person isn't solely going to do one job.
<12> Etriaph: if someone says to me "You need to take on this role..." I say "first, let me evaluate my current position, compare these responsibilities to my job description, and see if it's feasable..."
<10> Probably two, maybe three. For those of us who wear like 9 hats, if you haven't asked for a pay raise after 3, you have issues. :D
<10> b1n0ry: Well, depending on how you want to approach it you can do that too.
<12> and, what i'll do, is make sure that the boss isn't just making up a crap useless position. if he is, i'll tell him "hey, this position makes no sense. you're wasting company time and money."
<7> Do I Have to put the .dll in C:\windows\system32, the install says i shouldnt if i have put the enviorment variable
<12> Etriaph: why wouldn't you approach it that way? why allow management to pile on hats that you can't bear the weight of just for money?
<7> but i read many times that in the install file
<10> Because I don't sleep? :D
<12> i've had management tell me "we already told the customer you were going to do this..." and my response has many times been "well, then i guess you can tell the customer why you were wrong"
<10> My life isn't like that now, I'm a partner in the business I work for.
<10> And by the way, I tell our sales guys that all the time.
<10> "Oh, you sold this huh? Was your quote around 120 hours?"
<10> They say "Actually, 50."
<10> "Oh, you just cost us money, good job!"
<14> heh
<14> It takes geeks awhile to figure out how to work the angles, but some of us do eventually get there.
<15> Etriaph: golden rule ..take your estimate and then treble it !!
<12> yeah, i've been there. i've had sales sell projects for a certain price and i'm like "interesting, i don't remember you asking me about a feasibility study" because i've been involved in projects that the customer thought they were going to pay a few hundred thou and ended up paying millions.
<10> The only thing my boys do over and above development is deployment. And it's on rotation.
<10> p_mash: Our numbers are estimate + 10%
<10> That's on top of the +5% for QA
<14> p_mash: accurate estimation will fix that problem.
<10> pyxl: It's the **** happens clause.
<16> Hi!
<12> the management team that i deal with is more along the lines of "we haven't even asked the sales people, but we're going to guess that this project will cost..." and they build a budget and project plan. then they ask the techs and sales what it's going to cost. they're never correct.
<10> Padding your numbers is a safe way to avoid lost time due to emergencies or anything else that may happen.
<16> http://www.muzyka.oz.pl site made in php
<12> one project, they estimated that they would pay $3500 for erp software. why? that's how much the software cost and we'll just have -our guys- install it. how much has the project cost so far? around 1.5 million.
<10> b1n0ry: Amen. My sales guys have learned that if they don't talk to me first and they guesstimate a number they're likely not taking commission.
<10> My estimates usually come within 10 hours on projects > 200 hours
<10> Which isn't great, but it's not terrible.
<12> on that particular project, they never accounted for any custom development or application modification costs ***ociated with trying to integrate "off-the-shelf" software into a business entity environment
<10> It's some of our sales guys that have made gross and sweeping statements about time and cost to their dismay.
<17> if I have an array that looks like array($a => $b etc) how can I be sure to sort on the $a part of the array?
<18> hey
<12> that was an extreme ($3,500 vs $1.5 mil) but there have been others ($30k vs $100k) and so on.
<18> Fatal error: Call to undefined function: posix_getpwuid()
<18> what does this mean?
<18> isnt that function part of the core of php?
<3> genelisp: ksort();
<17> kennebel: thanks
<3> genelisp: http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.ksort.php
<18> im usig php4
<12> killfill: no and most distros are disabled
<17> kennebel: thanks
<18> b1n0ry: oh.. and whats the name of the package normally?


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