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<0> hah! "Manager: I should send you guys a screenshot of my desktop. It looks like Bill Gates threw up all over it."
<1> enygma: LOL
<2> Etriaph good point
<1> danols: Try not making the request each time and spit out the URL it's trying to fetch, then reload it a few times.
<2> Etriaph say again please ?
<1> danols: Run your script as you have been, but don't perform the GET request, just build the URL you would use to perform it and echo that. Then reload the script a few times, see if the URL is changing.
<1> danols: When you see what the change is, you'll know what to fix.
<2> Etriaph very good point
<1> And if I had to move to Kingston, that would not be the property I'd buy. :D
<1> It doesn't look like it's changing. :D
<2> Etriaph take a look an humor me http://www.danols.com/www.estatemaps.info/admin/ :)
<1> Are both of these running on the same server?
<1> Both of these scripts?
<2> no the other
<2> is from mls.c
<2> *mls.ca



<2> i think i know what it is
<3> morning all
<4> hi there
<5> hi, hello, hey, howdy, huzzah.
<2> Etriaph wierd now it's working, could have been a glitch on their side ?
<1> Dunno dude. :D
<2> Etriaph yeah tell me lol
<5> danols: This is one reason why snagging content from others isn't always the best idea, and why you should us caching, when possible, if you do snag content from other sources.
<6> any way to convert .svg into .png ??
<6> i've only found image2sv, which is not what i want :/
<7> "
<8> does PHP have namespaces?
<7> convert" will probably do it, Drakas.
<9> Hello. Did anyone of you encounter a crash when using xml_parse with large strings > 500kb?
<8> looks like no
<8> oh well
<6> cheers FauxFaux
<1> r0xoR: PHP doesn't have namespaces, at least I've never heard that it does.
<10> Nope, there are no namespaces in PHP
<11> Pure ****age
<1> PHP is the epitome of shortest path to execution.
<10> The devs think namespaces are too useless and that they would make the language too complicated
<11> Dragnslcr: Haha
<1> Dragnslcr: Exactly.
<5> yeah, I'm surprised frankly that any oop managed to make it into PHP frankly.
<10> Goto, though, now there's a useful feature
<1> It's barely OOP
<11> Dragnslcr: goto was shot down
<11> Pollita *had* written a patch for it.
<1> My biggest beef with PHP starts with having no required variable declaration.
<5> Etriaph: Heh, that's one of my favorite features.
<12> Etriaph: that's true of almost ever interpreted language
<11> Ahroun: It's not a feature.
<12> including perl, python, javascript, ruby....
<5> kuja: Okay, okay... 'standard'.
<11> Now, define "variable declaration"
<5> A useful standard is a feature, a useless or destructive standard is a bug. :P
<11> ||cw: It's the same with other languages.
<11> ||cw: Though, I'm not sure of JavaScript or Perl, but it's the same with Python or Ruby.
<13> Like perl, you can require php to force you to pre-declare variables, it is up to you.
<14> pre declaring is concidered a 'best practice' isn't it?
<11> ||cw: Especially trying to use an undefined variable in Ruby, in any case where it's legal, with warning messages enabled you will get one saying that it isn't defined.
<13> You can also force it to be strongly typed, another programmer defined pattern.
<12> Ruud: yes
<11> Though, at least in Python or Ruby, where it *isn't* legal you get exceptions.
<14> error_reporting?
<5> kennebel: Really? You can force php into strong-type mode?
<11> Ruud: It's bad to suppress errors.
<11> Ahroun: In userland, yes.
<14> no, i mean setting it to the max
<15> How would I best do this statement ... ? WHERE teachers.arrival=school_jobs.month OR teachers.arrival+1=school_jobs.month OR teachers.arrival-1=school_jobs.month ... ?
<10> kuja- last I read on the php-dev mailing list, almost everyone voted in favor of adding goto
<14> #mysql
<13> Sometimes "best practice" should bend to practicality, to ge something out before it is useless.
<16> babo: #mysql
<5> kuja: explain please?
<11> Ahroun: is_string(), is_int(), ===, etc
<6> how can i check if a file is a symbolic link or not?
<5> kuja: Oh... *chuckles* naw, that'd be overkill.
<15> Dangermouse: they're involved in some rather obtuse discussion on various cyphers ... and they don't seem to want to be disturbed ... :-(



<11> Dragnslcr: Last I *heard* it was shot down
<10> How long ago was that?
<11> Dragnslcr: I'm positive though, that Pollita had written a patch for it. I'm sure it's laying around still.
<11> Dragnslcr: Couple months, maybe a few?
<10> Yeah, there was a thread about a month ago
<10> Almost everyone voted in favor of adding goto to the core language
<12> babo: that doens't make sql on topic here. you can try #sql though
<10> Which really scares me
<14> have you read the sitepoint blog about adding comefrom ?
<14> it was an april fools joke ofcourse, but i had a good laugh :)
<14> http://www.sitepoint.com/blogs/2006/03/31/php6-gets-a-comefrom-statement/
<16> Ruud: That was good :D
<13> Sorry, i was confusing php/perl. PHP has type casting, but does not support explicit variable typing.
<13> It is just a self-imposed thing then.
<13> (my apologies)
<3> you can declare a function as such: function foo(array $mustBeArray, SomeCl*** $mustBeThatCl***) {}
<11> Dragnslcr: http://www.phpcomplete.com/archives/2004/09/06/goto/
<3> if the parameters fail to be the indicated type, an error results.
<10> DShadow- you can for cl***es, yeah. Can't remember if you can use 'array' though
<11> I seriously need to learn C :P
<4> i'm trying to send a pdf document via the browser and it worked before and now it doesn't send the headers i guess. i have no idea why because nothing changed with the file structure or something.. can anyone point me to a tut or something on that ?
<3> array is new in 5.1.
<11> Dragnslcr: array and int work, I believe.
<11> Or was it something besides int?
<13> dshadow: Thanks. :) I knew it was in there somewhere, but couldn't find the documentation to back my statement up (i over stated i see).
<13> kuja: C is a great language, since nearly every scripting language on the planet is in part based on it.
<14> lol, i love the spam on that site kuja :-D
<11> kennebel: That doesn't say C is great =)
<11> A language is only great because it does what you want, how you want.
<11> Kind of like saying C++ is great because Qt is written in it :)
<12> kennebel: i think that's less a side effect of C being great and more of a side effect of people staying with what they know
<16> kuja: haha
<11> And 99% of all KDE-based software.
<13> kuj: let me rephrase then. C is a good base langauge to learn, as you more easily understand almost all other languages as a result.
<17> is this #c or ##php?
<12> !tell cmwneo about ##php
<10> "Im using switch to check for a matching string. I need to check it for many different possible strings. After I find a match, I need the same code to run, regardless of what the variable is. A goto would let me have this code only once, rather than including it each time the variable matches"
<11> kennebel: That would be lisp, not C :)
<10> That's a great comment
<10> Guess that person has never heard of those magical things called functions
<18> hi all! I think after being in here for days i got the bugs worked out in my script. http://lanceslife.com/index.php?content=graffiti
<18> TRY to make it break
<18> if anyone wold be so kind
<11> Considering lisp's 40 year history and influence on modern languages, I think lisp would be better to understand the logic of modern languages :P
<13> Does anyone have experience with curl and the new ftps:// functionality?
<3> Dragnslcr: well, I was wondering why he didn't just put the code after the switch statement
<12> [sellout]: that's one of the things "unit tests" are for
<13> kuja: well, you can at least apply c/c++ to active and go-forward projects in a broader environment. :) (not that i'm saying lisp is dead mind you)
<10> DShadow- probably only wants to call it for certain cases
<3> probably
<19> [sellout]: u on drugs .. thats different ;-)
<11> kennebel: I want to learn C so I can hack some of the Ruby source :)
<11> Or rather, write extensions for Ruby.
<18> unit tests?
<13> kuja: There is a noble reason! Improve a tool.
<17> [sellout] you might want to consider an index.php
<17> http://lanceslife.com/content/
<11> kennebel: Indeed :)
<10> But still, I really worry when people think goto is the solution to code reuse
<18> cmwneo, lanceslife.com
<18> ;-)
<11> Dragnslcr: What's more reusable than functions? :P
<17> and you also might want to consider not leaving files .phps
<17> http://lanceslife.com/content/pictures/index.phps
<5> [sellout]: cmwneo is right -- never leave your directories open.
<11> It's not like the function is going to run away :)
<12> last I heard goto was trying to be sold via an extention to break, not as a full goto
<13> In 15 years f programming over two dozen languages, i've never _had_ to use goto.
<3> the only really good use for goto I've seen is handling error conditions cleanly
<12> like instead of "break 5;" to jump out of nested loops, you could put a label at the end and say "break end;"
<14> course not, if you did _have_ to php would already offer it :)
<18> i just installed apache, ill just route all non indexed dirs to 404
<5> I've had to use GOTO... but only because you didn't have many other options in Commodore VIC20 BASIC.
<18> and the 404 will be a c parser so you cna play zork


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