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<0> suppaman: A couple ways... some more successful than others
<1> cynic: ah thank you
<2> i.e. day between 1-31 or 1-30 or 1-28 for february except when it's 29
<3> the force is strong in this one...
<2> Pollita: the easiest one according to you ?
<0> suppaman: The most basic would be a set of if statements coupled with some date() magic to determine the number of days in a given month
<2> isn't there a function in php doing this ?
<4> suppaman: Well, that depends. It could be a valid date, but not what the user intended due to ambiguity.. :)
<0> suppaman: Not, strictly speaking, no.
<2> mattmcc: what do you mean ?
<4> suppaman: Anyway, check out PEAR's Date package, it has some useful bits.
<5> Does anyone here know a good tutorial on how to accomplish like "Last logged in on Sunday" type dealies? Is that just a lot of crap with strtotime and date?
<4> suppaman: Is 3-5-2006 March 5th or May 3rd?
<2> mattmcc: I don't care what user mean
<2> mattmcc: (I hate him)



<0> You can do: if ("$month-$day-$year" == date('n/j/Y', mktime(0,0,0,$month,$day,$year)) { ... }
<4> Yeah, this job would be great if it weren't for the ****ing customers.
<0> But that's got its own issues
<2> mattmcc: I've got three separate inputs in my form each one with its label "day" "month" "year"
<4> Ah. Well, that clears that up I suppose.
<0> mattmcc: You heard about "Clerks II" right?
<0> There are trailers and everything
<4> Kevin Smith, doing a _sequel_? :P
<0> shrug
<0> What are the askewniverse films if not a series of sequels?
<6> =|
<6> can someone tell me how to make something echo somes ISP
<4> Unrelated films with recurring characters.
<0> mattmcc: :p
<2> mattmcc: btw 3-5-2006 is obviously May the 3rd
<2> ;-)
<7> magewlf: print_r($_SERVER) gives you all of the information available to PHP
<6> CryWolf: thanks
<8> suppaman: the standard format for - seperated dates, is year-month-day, not day-month-year ...
<8> suppaman: mostly because year-month-day will sort properly
<9> close_to_debian: I usually debug using echo
<6> how bout just ISP
<0> Oh alright, if it'll get you to shut the hell up.... The question you're trying to ask is: "What is the most effective way to determine the ISP ***ociated with a given IP address?"
<7> magewlf: choose what you want from $_SERVER
<6> ok
<0> The answer is: "There are two routes, one significantly uglier than the other."
<2> AcidReign: ok thanks
<0> (A) Use gethostbyaddr() to turn the ipaddress into a DNS name and infer the ISP's name from the result
<2> I think mysql will do the check
<2> thanks
<2> bye
<0> (B) Generate a WHOIS query to ARIN, RIPE, or whatever IP registry and look for the registrant's name.
<0> Explaining how to do (B) is well beyond the scope of IRC. I suggest you refer to IETF RFCs on how to use the WHOIS registries
<0> (A) is simpler than (B), but (B) will give more accurate results.
<0> Oh, look at that, PEAR has a whois cl***....
<9> Pollita: I see you remember your smart*** juice this morning. Well done.
<10> Pollita, ! :)
<0> snerk.... Net_Whois is a VERY thin wrapper around fsockopen()/fwrite()/stream_get_contents()
<0> Amazing how low the bar is for some cl***es
<0> TML: You know me. I'm a lover.
<0> ...and a fighter...
<9> Pollita: You know, it'd be nice if phpinfo() could dig into the Apache request structure and tell us what AllowOverrides, etc. are in the current scope
<0> What would you use that for?
<0> Package installers maybe?
<11> what kind of fighter :)
<9> Most for proving to idiots that they are, indeed, idiots.
<9> s/Most/Mostly/
<0> I imagine that scope is exposed somewhere.... I'll take a look around at some point
<9> Pollita: Ran into a situation today where they had something like 35 <Directory> blocks in their site config that caused all sorts of overrides
<0> hahaha
<0> nice
<9> And by "35 <Directory>", I mean all 35 covered the exact same directory
<9> It's like each person who ever touched the file made their own block
<9> ...
<0> hooray for lack of standards!
<10> TML: Utah is hot, right?
<10> or am I getting it mixed up with AZ?
<0> AZ is fairly warm



<0> I'd imagine UT is a bit nippy
<0> Especially in the current season
<9> Davey: Southern Utah is pretty much the same as AZ
<9> In fact, more so.
<0> Wait, there's more to UT than SLC?
<12> How do I check if item $i exists in array $arr?
<10> Pollita, LOL
<0> if (isset($arr[$i])) { ... }
<10> or array_key_exists()
<10> but isset == better
<0> pfft
<0> array_key_exists is beyond overkill
<0> gratuitous beyond measure
<9> Davey: http://countrystudies.us/united-states/weather/utah/st-george.htm
<9> That's where most of my accursed family lives
<10> wow, thats quite a bit colder than here
<10> its 79F right now
<9> Well, you're pretty much in Cuba as far as *I'm* concerned.
<10> of course, its going to get *really* sticky next week... starting on the day we're having our new A/C installed.
<10> *sighs*
<10> I need to find a list of the american constitution thingy
<9> ?
<12> Maybe I have expressed not very good... I have:
<12> $arr = array("aaa", "bbb", "ccc"); $i = "aaa".
<12> How do I check if $i exists in $arr
<9> The "american constitution *thingy*"?
<10> yes, thingy
<10> I know the 5th, and the 2nd I think
<9> Lousy brits
<9> Oh, the Bill of Rights
<10> yeah, that too
<9> They're called Amendments, you git
<10> pfft
<10> http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.billofrights.html <--- ack, where is the condensed version?
<9> I love how British news refers to the American War for Independence as "that kerfuffle over the colonies"
<10> hahaha, no we don't
<10> but we should.
<13> radone, php.net/in_array
<0> Should that worry me?
<10> Pollita, you'll find out in April ;)
<0> Especially as he's down there in redneckville?
<10> crap, its March already :/
<12> fredb: thanks
<10> only 1 month to finish my slides
<10> best get writing Pollita, actually, don't then I won't be the worst ;)
<10> Pollita, have you spoken before?
<0> Davey: You're from one of those white-trash parts of England aren't you?
<10> uh... no.
<9> Davey: I saw it in a news broadcast.
<0> Davey: Nope, I'm a public speaking virgin
<14> hi
<10> I grew up in a whitebread middle-cl*** town of ~100,000 people
<0> scared to death
<9> Davey: Is there one in particular you're looking for? I know them rather well.
<10> Pollita, join the club :)
<10> TML: I probably should just know them
<10> I don't know the thing you guys say to the flag either, pledge of allegience?
<0> Davey: It's gay
<9> yeah
<10> *that* I do need to know for my citizenship
<10> Pollita, the pledge?
<0> yeah
<10> Pollita, being of that persuasion yourself, isn't that a good thing? :)
<0> It's all about brainwashing little commie-haters
<14> would it be possible to have a php script that reads infomation for xml files and then imports parts of it into a database?
<9> Don't mind me, I'm simply slightly to the right of Rush Limbaugh
<0> TML: I don't know where the hell I am....
<9> Pollita: I made my own name for it. "Ultra-conservative small government right-wing libertarian"
<10> btw... I got good news
<10> come March 13th, me and Susan have been together 2 years :D


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