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<0> the connection is already open
<1> surfdue: Looking at your code, I'm not sure what you're trying to do...but I'm sure you're doing it wrong.
<0> that dosnt help?
<0> i did lol.
<0> wrong channel
<0> Viflux, you understand this code: $users = @mysql_fetch_array( @mysql_query( "select * from members" ) ); would output $users[p***word]; whatever, Im trying to make it dynamic and im thinking a fuction can do that so i can type like $fetch($var1,$var2); and it would replace users and members with the vars i input
<1> surfdue: So you're trying to create a generic query function that will return an array?
<0> um
<0> i suppose ?
<0> lol
<0> yes!
<0> takes me a second to see things ;)
<1> Check your pastebin.
<0> k
<0> hmm ok thats nice
<1> Add in some error handling and you're golden.



<0> Viflux, now I would type what? $fetch($var1,$var2);
<0> heh
<1> actually
<1> there, even shorter
<1> $users = fetch( 'members' );
<1> It's not a very good way of doing things, but I'm sure you'll figure that out on your own in due time :)
<2> Viflux: i do something similar... but i just wrote a wrapper for the query function, and it automagically returns an array
<1> itrebal: I prefer to bury things under 8 layers of abstraction. Then people think I'm awesome when they snoop my source.
<2> Viflux: you too?
<2> Viflux: i abstract my abstraction!
<3> lol.
<2> what? code that possibly resembles original functions?! WRITE A WRAPPER
<3> $this = ($abstract->getinstance)->getinstance
<1> ooo, elite
<1> myconid: Add in 8 to 10 design patterns and you're set.
<4> anybody here have "vista ready computer monitor"?
<3> machack6661: will you sell me one?
<4> myconid huh?
<3> a vista ready computer monitor can do true hardware alpha blending.
<1> My Vista ready monitor will be ready in 2009, just in time for Vista.
<4> viflux what monitor you have
<1> machack6661: What is a "vista ready computer monitor"?
<0> lol
<3> Viflux: didnt you just preorder the alienware 2048x1600 widescreen 35" lcd?
<4> monitor that is 100% vista compliant
<1> myconid: I opted for the quad-42" display
<1> machack6661: Vista requires special monitors?
<3> to go with your quadcore nvidia 560000000 gtx type-rs?
<4> yes
<3> machack6661: whos your sales guy and whys he making you buy new monitors for vista?
<1> machack6661: Vista runs just fine my existing monitors.
<3> machack6661: I run vista on dell 17"19"18" and 30" lcds just fine
<1> There should be an on or with in there somewhere
<3> pretty sure vista still supports standard resolutions :D
<3> my copy does
<5> [Sun Apr 02 05:31:06 2006] [error] [client 70.116.9.213] PHP Fatal error: Call to a member function fetchRow() on a non-object in /var/www/localhost/htdocs/roundcube/program/include/rcube_db.inc on line 366
<5> that just started happening randomly
<5> return $result->fetchRow($mode);
<3> SkramX: by "randomly" you mean you did an update.
<5> is line 366
<4> there are only 15 monitors that are 100% vista compliant
<3> SkramX: and you are checking that there are actually rows returned?
<5> er.. yeah, it looks like someone did do an update
<3> machack6661: url?
<3> SkramX: lol..figures
<5> why would it just stop working?
<1> machack6661: There are only 15 monitors that comply to the HD playback part of Vista.
<4> itrebal why not?
<3> SkramX: underpants gnomes.
<5> LOL
<2> machack6661: just preference
<1> machack6661: The HD features aren't included in what will be the most popular version of Vista, so it's really irrelevant.
<1> to me at least
<3> I prefer an OS that photoshop runs on .. which limits me to windows or mac (on powerpc)
<0> small problem mysql_fetch_array seems to not exsist anymore, did it change?
<4> viflux "popular version of vista" what do you mean by that
<3> surfdue: you mean you didnt compile in mysql support?
<4> is there universal binary for photoshop
<1> machack6661: The "corporate" or "business" or whatever it's going to be called version doesn't include the media center functionality.
<3> machack6661: there most certainly is not



<6> machack6661, i'm pretty much positive there is
<3> machack6661: there wont be a universal till CS3
<1> machack6661: The HDCP stuff has to do with DRM and the HD/BluRay support in the Media Center tools.
<2> wtf?!
<6> Adobe was at the dev conference speaking when they announced it
<4> why is adobe so slow? ircle/snak already has universal binaries
<0> no.
<3> mick_home: url? last I heard it wasnt going to go till cs3
<0> lol myconid it is compiled in its on a shared server lol
<3> mick_home: adobe still doesnt develop on xcode..
<2> odd
<0> i mean i get this: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource ;)
<4> what exactly is the difference between xp and xp media center
<6> they said they "have a dedicated relationship to Apple" and that they had Apple guys training them to "ease the transition"
<2> PHP6's natsort expects a string......
<3> machack6661: /join #linux and ask
<4> myconid why there?
<6> this was a while ago, it might come w/ CS3
<1> machack6661: Forget about XP...look up the different releases of Vista.
<2> machack6661: some extra programs
<3> mick_home: last I read in a developer blog a few weeks ago it was going to be CS3
<6> that could be
<6> i'm just going by the webcast ;)
<6> they never released a date
<2> thats a pisser
<3> google photoshop universal says there isnt one yet.. its going to wait till cs3 ive heard from devs
<6> as i said, that could very well be
<2> grr... noone else is using php6 are they :P
<3> itrebal: I prefer to use semi-stable software
<0> does anyone know why i get this: mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource ;)
<2> myconid: php6 i've yet to have issues, until now
<3> surfdue: im betting your handle isnt a mysql resource
<0> handle?
<2> which is odd, because 'natcasesort' expects a string and not array :P
<0> please define that for me
<6> surfdue, that is a very basic question. Please resort to google for the answer
<3> turn on all errors, and add some error checking.
<0> i dont have anything to put into google?
<7> surfdue: porn
<0> handle isnt a mysql resource dosnt bring anything relavent
<0> cored, excuse me?
<6> mysql_fetch_array(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource
<0> yet it is?
<3> surfdue: Either your connect failed, your query failed, your query had no results, or y ou didnt populate the advanced sort array with the proper values.
<7> surfdue: you said you don't have anything to put into google i gave you a word
<2> bleh... i wanna go to bed
<8> i dare you
<3> might I make a suggestion?
<3> sleep?
<9> sleep(60*8);
<9> sleep(60*60*8); I mean
<2> GarethAdams try sleep(60*60*12)
<0> Does anyone see a problem with this: include('includes/' . $mod . '.mod.php') or die('There is no such module named: ' . $mod); ??
<9> itrebal: now you mention it, I think I will
<0> for some reason when or die, is added it changes from including what it i ssuppose to, to the number 1? lol odd, well im trying to make a nice error message for no module instead of a huge 2 line repeated 4 times error message saying it dosnt exist
<10> No ; after include()?
<0> well jude include can fail ;)
<10> True :)
<10> That's why I prefer require_once :D
<0> whats the diffrence?
<0> lol
<10> Require dies if the file doesn't exist.
<0> guess ill try that :
<11> :)
<0> same thing :|
<11> :|
<11> What is the value of $mod?
<0> um hello
<0> :)
<0> main(): Failed opening '1' for inclusion << thats the error
<3> Jesus.. more wierd errors dude..
<3> switch webosts.
<0> lol
<0> the url http://www.host41.com/orbno/?mod=hello


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