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<0> myconid: i'd like you to help me test one
<1> bobnormal: ?
<2> I run a translation on my site through googles API and it translates it?
<3> myconid: filesize doesn't mean anything... I could have a TB of mp3s if I encoded them all at some rediculous bps
<4> http://www.neothermic.com/testing/RDFleming.com.png
<0> myconid: its in beta right now, not yet published, i'll send you a copy if you like. ~800K, for windows
<1> kodekrash: I have ~60k mp3s at 128-192kbps
<3> myc: not bad :)
<5> tek: Programming Language -> SOAP API -> Google ... Google -> SOAP API -> Programming Language
<2> ah, k
<5> tek: Is this hard to understand?
<3> myc: I only have 32k/ish -- all at 256kbps -- I made every single one tho
<1> bobnormal: .. running random exe's from ppl on IRC isnt the best idea in the world :)
<6> and no, it has nothing to do with keeping code clean
<7> i think altavista is the fastest translator out there
<5> tek: Even if it's slow, your request is still getting through and waiting for a response.
<0> myconid: well scan it or whatever, i think it might just kick *** for you though
<1> kodekrash: 32k @ 256k = 200g?
<2> kuja, yeah, I get it
<1> bobnormal: ill give it a shot
<8> FenixRF: yea im around
<1> bobnormal: just beat winamp and itunes using 300+mb of ram
<3> myconid: I dunno... let me 'df' that partition and see :)
<4> ^Artnez, Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.1) Gecko/20060111 Firefox/1.5.0.1
<4> sorry
<4> wrong c/p
<0> myconid: address?
<4> ^Artnez, http://www.neothermic.com/testing/RDFleming.com.png
<3> myconid: eh, you were close... about 218GB
<7> Is anyone here in college?
<9> when adding a user ot the database I want a serial number for this user... is there a way for mysql to generate a serial number for a user of a speciified number of characters?
<1> Slee: sometimes
<8> FenixRF: so it works?
<1> Slee: im a half time student half time alcoholic
<1> kodekrash: wow.
<1> bobnormal: hm.. cant IM u
<4> on his, yes
<3> Slee: nope... pissed off a professor in my first week... didn't go back
<4> on mine, no
<7> how much would you pay for your homework ***ignment?
<1> there we go.
<5> College? Who needs it? :)
<1> Slee: how much did I sell them for?
<7> backwards
<3> Slee: I wouldn't buy them...too easy to do better myself
<4> that header I sent ya... that's my FF version... his is identical
<7> if you were dumb, though
<7> lol
<7> $0.50 ?
<1> Slee: I sold my homework for $10/ea .. or $50/ea for the right answers
<7> omfg
<7> people have been exploting me
<7> lol
<1> Slee: I did someones db home work on rentacoder.com for $25
<7> yeah! rentacoder.com! I'm trying to make something similar
<7> kinda
<1> jewthecoder.com
<1> I should RAC my tattoo
<3> don't get me started on rentacoder
<3> or planetsourcecode in general...
<3> bloody piece of ****
<1> I paid some indian $20 to call me twice a week for a month with wake up calls at 8am singing show tunes.
<7> lmao
<1> The stuff you can get ppl to bid on there is outragious
<7> like what?
<1> see above.
<3> ergh... php is not well suited for many taskes....
<3> -e
<10> web being the primary task unsuited for php
<3> Jymmm: the web in unsuited for existance....
<1> lol.
<1> Where else do you find porn easily?
<11> myconid: usenet
<3> myconid: the old fashion way... beg my wife
<3> web*
<3> 90% of my PHP is shell based
<5> Ew.
<12> What are these "keylogger" commands you speak of in the topic?
<5> Capso: Google for it.
<5> The info is everywhere.
<12> It's okay if you don't want to tell me. :)
<3> php just doesn't do well reading binary....
<12> Either someone else will or I'll get an example sometime soon.
<1> Capso: Google for it.. its trivial to find info
<1> I wish they would change that to 'kicks for norton exploit attempts'
<12> Myconid: Nah, it's okay.
<3> wow... after 6 years... I just may have to give up on PHP getting it together....
<13> faith kodekrash... ;)
<14> kodekrash, ?
<0> kodekrash: if you're interested in trying something new try ruby, i've never used it for web stuff but for regular coding it rocks
<0> korekrash: i hear it rocks for web stuff too, but thats a bit hyped up right now for me to go near :)
<3> bobnormal: I don't like ruby...
<3> lig: faith is my sister's name... not something I have :)
<7> would this work?
<7> <form name="schools" action="ShowSchools.jsp" method="get">
<7> but with PHP?
<3> bobnormal: I'm playing with Qu right now....
<3> Slee: of course
<7> nice
<3> ok, php experts... maybe I'm missing something....
<9> pfft
<3> I'm scanning a binary file for a simple sequence ... I can see it in my editor, but PHP doesn't see it ...
<15> oh man
<15> I know how to do that with javav
<15> with scanner
<15> and next()
<15> but not with PHP
<0> kodekrash: use 'strings file | grep blah' and get the output to php
<12> Kodekrash: Perhaps something like this you are looking for (not sure): http://us2.php.net/manual/de/function.fread.php#26824 ?
<12> Kodekrash: And then testing the contents of that var against your string?
<3> bobnormal: eh, that may work...
<12> Kodekrash: And there's also a "Binary Parser" cl*** you can download, if you are looking for that sort of thing.
<3> Capso: I don't use other people's code
<3> makes my work unreliable
<12> Kodekrash: And there's also FileIO.
<3> thus... I dislike PEAR :p
<12> Kodekrash: Yet, you use PHP.
<7> what the...
<7> echo $_GET['stateselect'];
<3> Capso: just like I run linux.. not the same thing
<7> http://127.0.0.1/ShowSchools.php?stateselect=AK
<12> Kodekrash: Anyways... this might be the best thing for you: http://director-online.com/buildArticle.php?id=1087
<7> what's wrong?
<16> kodekrash: well, you should then might want to open your computer and take out your cpu and modify it to do what you want it to do
<7> oh
<7> nevermind: i was editing the wrong file
<7> lol
<12> Kodekrash: Right... you're very selective in your reasoning... which ends up causing many logical fallacies within itself. Heh.
<12> Makes most of what you have to say worthless.
<3> bobnormal: eh, your strings | grep trick didn't help much... I can get the string data out of the binary file just fine... I need to identify where it is located using binary header signatures tho...
<12> Anyways... if you decide you can handle looking over other Code and "fixing" anything of it for yourself... if you know how to do that much at least... you'd have no problem with fileIO, from the last Site I mentioned... or even the Binary Parser from the Site prior to that.
<3> Capso: I didn't bother going to the fileio page... last I checked... it's lingo... not php
<3> I should add... I'm rewriting a pecl extension that doesn't work....
<3> which brings me back to "other people's code"
<12> And you can call it from PHP. But whatever.
<3> Capso: that's a hack
<12> Right... so, what you're looking for is... Windows. It'll somehow make you think nothing is anyone else's Code.
<3> Capso: don't be a complete ***hole
<9> yeah
<9> don't be a dell
<9> windows is for dells
<12> I'll take my chances.
<3> Capso: are you even out of school yet?
<12> Kodekrash: Would make you seem even more of an idiot than now if I weren't.
<16> kodekrash: you brought it on yourself
<17> Hey guys -- I'm pulling a lot of data from a mySQL database, currently I have it display on 1 page...what's the proper way to do it using next and previous buttons or whatever?
<17> Only show $x amount of records a time....properly.
<12> It's not even asking for help anymore... all you're doing is complaining.
<13> ***yKen: LIMIT
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