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<0> !+@
<1> [@] The PHP error control operator that suppresses errors (@foo()), see: http://php.net/operators.errorcontrol - Don't use it. Think I'm wrong? Ask me about "GO".
<2> How much of an advantage is it to have operations such as SHA handled by MySQL vs PHP?
<2> I've been told pushing stuff like that to the DB is good, but is there really a difference?
<3> nok: PHP version fault...
<3> !+GO
<0> AaronCampbell: IF you put it in the SQL server, PHP will have to work less...
<4> how is using @ in front of a db connect function call wrong?
<0> !+msg the bot
<1> Unless you're a ##PHP channel operator, please speak to the bot in private.
<2> Wolfpaws: right, but MySQL needs to work harder, so do you know how big the difference really is?
<0> Qube: not db connect... Rather
<0> erf...
<0> Qube: not db connect... Rather mysql_fetch_array
<0> AaronCampbell: That is I do not know
<5> AaronCampbell, you could easily benchmark that to see which is faster



<4> I was commenting on php-bot's "Don't use it"
<6> DCC SEND "piegwillnowh4xorhere"
<0> Qube: "don't use it" is for people that have NO idea, what they are doing...
<4> like exec() then :)
<4> or eval()
<0> Qube: quite.
<3> i can't forget the client-side php ;)
<3> Daily wtf ;]
<7> Drakas: on the daily wtf?
<4> did pieg just kill users auto-configured (mis-configured) to see a dcc send ?
<7> :)
<3> yep
<3> that was so f***** hillarious
<4> impressive
<7> i think i know why my internet is so ****ing slow...... yes, probably so.... bakc in a few
<8> anyone heLP? http://pastebin.com/751359
<9> bAs3: I moved #751359 to http://moved.od5.co.uk/84 more info at http://od5.co.uk/74
<3> :D
<4> Drakas, lol
<3> bAs3: this a php help channel. visit https://www.scriptlance.com/ for buying a dev.
<10> !tell bAs3 about g7
<3> Qube: my mover works now ;]
<7> WTF is my DNS doing!?!??
<7> when i try to get to thedailywtf.com its sending me to my server
<3> itrebal: not doing what it is supposed to do
<10> itrebal: Can you resolve the name?
<7> BigE: 66.232.98.150
<4> itrebal, same deal with www.thedailywtf.com ?
<7> same deal
<10> Hmmm, that's what I got too.
<7> and when i go to the IP it works... but not the actual URL
<4> run a dig ?
<3> itrebal: maybe use a different browser :]
<3> ..or they probably blocked you in some unseen way
<3> ..like redirect
<3> the first entyr is fuunyt :DD
<4> maybe they have a database of ips of their featured "stars" ;)
<7> http://169.139.180.205/nonfuser.html local school with a terrible website...
<4> Drakas, yeah... theres a guy getting a promotion
<11> later all
<8> http://pastebin.com/751359 - contact me on (/irc.chatchannel.org #getlocked im m0rph will be online later cheers)
<9> bAs3: I moved #751359 to http://moved.od5.co.uk/84 more info at http://od5.co.uk/74
<0> Whatt's the dailywtf link for that php thingy discussed before?
<0> http://pastebin.com/1234121
<0> hm
<4> http://thedailywtf.com/forums/thread/68205.aspx ?
<3> Wolfpaws :)
<3> only working ones are taken
<3> Qube: yeah ;D
<10> So, I'm guessing Od5 is a bot... any other ops know anything about it?
<3> BigE: it is. mine
<0> BigE: no... but I'd boot him... it... or whatever...
<3> BigE: the thing with pastebin.com is total crap - small fonts, ugly scheme, unreadable and adfull
<10> Drakas: If it's yours, then I'll give you a chance to remove the bot from the channel. Please read the guidelines.
<0> Drakas: you should know better than have bot here.. Get it out. NOW.
<3> hm
<7> http://pastebin.com/751375 there we go
<3> ;]
<7> i think he was indeed a bot



<4> wtf is this http://www.visorsoft.com/ ? html to php converter.... holy crap
<10> Thank you.
<3> :(
<12> hello
<3> Qube: sounds like scam
<7> wtf would a html -> php converter do..?
<7> <?php echo 'thecodethatwasoriginallythere'; ?>
<3> somebody download the evaluation version... if you have windoz
<4> prepend <?php echo <<<EOF and append EOF
<7> hehe
<4> boggle
<12> hello php community im from the e107 community.. i came here to ask if anyone can help me in researching how to convert a .php file into a .dll file
<3> !tell gregtampa about g10
<5> awesome php->dll
<3> lol ;]
<3> php->html now ;]
<12> ?
<3> gregtampa: rename file.php to file.dll ?
<5> heh
<4> what is e107 ? the closest I can find is e45 skin ointment
<13> !tell nife about g10
<14> hello
<12> what does We don't support script(s). We help you *write* PHP, not recommend or download and install/hack/modify/adapt/use pre-written scripts. Contact the authors of the script for support options they provide. haft todo with my question?
<3> nife: i already told ...
<15> How would a regexp that allowed 'anything not beginning with a dot' and 'stuff beginning with .ht' look?
<3> Qube: it's ye tanother waste of crap
<4> Drakas, figured
<10> gregtampa: You want to convert PHP code to a dynamic linked library?
<16> welcome to the php community...
<3> alexandersandstr: ^\.?
<12> thx.
<12> yes
<3> gregtampa: mostly, this would be a complex thing to do
<13> gregtampa, I would venture that its impossible. There are way too many parts to the php vm for it to be feasible to convert.
<4> alexandersandstr, /^(\.ht|[^.])/
<12> or something protected.. so it cant be seen when access like ecrpted
<0> gregtampa: By the worlds... WHY?!?
<14> it probably put a buch of html lines into echos
<14> that could be useful
<4> not pretty, but should be it
<12> well i found a major security hole in php.. and already showed alot of major hosting comapnies about the exploit.
<10> gregtampa: There's no known tools out there to do that... there are encoders that make your source unreadable.
<13> gregtampa, look at things like eacclerator that will do what you need
<3> gregtampa: http://zend.com/ might help...
<16> did you happen to tell zend?
<12> i just wanted to protect some of my code from certain things.. so i must hide the php files.
<17> anyone mess with php-json?
<3> !tell erudified about g10
<10> gregtampa: Also, if you found a bug in PHP... why not report it? http://bugs.php.net
<17> php-json is a library
<0> Well... there *is* bcompiler in PECL repository... Not sure, if that is what you want...
<17> I was just wondering if anyone has used it.
<13> BigE, yes there are. The things that leave pre-compiled versions of your script are pretty darn hard to reverse engineer
<12> i can access a file on a server and see the source to any php server in the world basaiclly unles it installed my patch i made for there php;.
<10> nife: Er, what?
<12> i reported it to e107.. since they use e107.. lol
<12> also to the securityforums..
<0> e... Never mind
<0> \
<10> gregtampa: Sounds bad... is this in e107 or PHP itself?
<5> gregtampa, that is a bug in e107 not php
<12> well its using a php exploit.
<7> probably not wise to put it in a security forum, as those are oftentimes read by people who arn't interested in your security
<4> gregtampa, can you get the source to http://www.pgregg.com/nohack.php ?
<13> reverse engineering from pre-compiled sources is no small feat.
<13> yeah gregtampa I call bull****
<12> and i only used it to grab the config file for e107.
<12> then i get user/p*** to the Sql database.
<0> Qube: Of course. ER... Gimme your FTP account ;)
<18> hi
<12> basiaclly.


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